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+12 If you suck senior cock as much as I think you do as exhibited by your post, then I think you'll do well in the UMM PE firm. In PowerPoint presentations, your title will be the junior cock sucker. Incoming cfa level 1 charterholder
+12 Is their employee, Brooke Baker, even a real person? It crossed my mind that this lady: Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+12 Dawg, I’m getting close to 30. I can make big boy decisions Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+12 This doesn't fully answer the original question, but with the exception of a few professions, the best way to "make it" is through ownership. Poff
+12 Deleted. Associate 2 in PE - Growth
+12 This generation has the weakest men of all generations. No solid boundaries or hardlines or core beliefs with virtue. Keeps getting swayed by women without any self-respect or self-reflection. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+12 I would give you a SB if I had one, thanks for the encouragement :) - back to work chimparoo
+12 what kind of retarded post is this Analyst 1 in HF - Other
+12 Black Mirror Kairo
+12 +1 on OfficeHours being terrible and a scam. I was one of the first people to test run the platform back in summer 2020 - they reached out when I was interning. Paid $100 for 3 15-minute coaching calls (45 min total). Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+12 ProspectiveProspective123 Think rumors with all banks are swirling due to GS, but no reason to specul VP in CB
+12 I agree with most of the observations.  I’ll try to think of some different ones: odog @digitalimmortality.com
+12 Don't think this is what the post was complaining about at all. RayBanWarrior
+12 Mein kampf alpgh367
+12 Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+12 This aged well Intern in IB - Gen
+12 IB keeps its rep because no one will admit they slaved away their undergrad earning perfect grades to simply slave away at an IB as a glorified assistant. Shaun-Mullins
+12 You will have a lot to learn, intern. PM in HF - Other
+12 I'm at 200 west and a pretty sizable group of junior bankers can't get into the elevator banks(key cards aren't working). Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+12 Complaints about diversity programs are justified. They're racist and do nothing to help uplift minorities. iercurenc
+12 It's times like these That it's good to be At an EB Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+12 Yeah bro, rumor has it CVP and Qatalyst led the direct action raid on Bin Laden Mr.Robot
+12 No need to bring color into this man Works at Bank of America Merrill Lynch
+12 CRE is very niche in terms of investing and for the most part it was spread out over family offices and not as many institutional firms for a long time. crerepe21
+12 "Lets straighten the spaghetti on this slide" Still don't know what my MD was trying to say... EBITDAD7
+12 I appreciate the comments here and have been fascinated by the level of honesty that so many have shared. banker257
+12 I almost did the same thing that you're currently considering- worked in banking this past summer, and then pursued consulting for full-time. Fantastic
+12 shut up  Intern in IB - DCM
+12 At undergrad, what I have noticed is that most cookie-cutter "smart" (as in good academics) and pedigreed people go to MBB (you rarely see something else than top targets/targets + top grades), whereas IB attracts mor Analyst 1 in Consulting
+12 It may be worth considering what you do have to bring to the table. It's not money that you have to co-invest at this stage in your career that makes you valuable. MLCCM
+12 This is the first time I've ever logged into WSO from a laptop but felt it would be more efficient than typing an essay from my phone. Anonymous Monkey
+12 Went on WSO today for the first time in months to read the Tipping MD's post, then came across this. Honestly thought it was one of the ones I wrote 12 months ago. rubiomn9
+12 Idk if this is a troll or not but I'll bite. There are no best interests. What are you interested in? List it. The only time it's useful is the 1/100 chance that they did the same thing. ebitda-d
+12 Regain life 101 plan: -Plan to connect with friends and family (phone calls, events, etc) -Plan a daily adventure outside of your apartment (grocery store, walk in a park, idc where) -Go hit the gym PWM Hopeful
+12 People here are dumb. It is extremely embarrassing when numbers are wrong and the client calls it out on a call. Makes you look incompetent and can certainly damage the relationship. Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+12 “Those sharper edges were on display in a recent shake-up of Blackstone's underperforming $78 billion hedge-fund unit, BAAM, when Gray relieved the fund's head, John McCormick, of investing duties and handed them over to J Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+12 How do funds value a b-piece? they get a fat coupon (say 15%ish) each year. itsanumbersgame
+12 Also, I'm female. I don't care BeveragedFinance
+12 Grew up in $70,000 income household with five other siblings. Had no idea what IB was until I transferred to a private university after two years at CC. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+12 Grinch looking ass Intern in IB - DCM
+12 Respect for doing it yourself and taking ownership and accountability. Wish more in the business were like you. Merry Christmas brotha.  Pussy galore
+12 "I don't have a Gulfstream or a LaFerrari, or a Yacht sailing out in the mediterranean....how can I possibly think I make a lot of money."  bro... dollar.billy
+12 anyone else read 'saved $25K and bought a studio condo in Long Beach, CA' and was like wtf famejranc
+12 I have a few friends that did some of these programs out undergrad and here are the insights I got on how HF recruiting works out of PE analyst/associate programs. Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+12 Don’t know if this is troll or not because it’s clearly common sense that you don’t say shit. Senior VP in IB - Cov
+12 You sound unprestigious Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+12 This is just a tiny blip. In the grand scheme of things, it means nothing. People do fail these things. Associate 3 in IB-M&A
+12 Expensive clothes in general are cope. If you have a 9/10 face, or are 6 foot 3 and athletic, you can dress like a homeless person and people will still gravitate towards you. Analyst 3+ in IB - Cov
+12 I try to completely avoid business related books for leisure. You work all day. Read something unrelated. It makes you sound more interesting. MitchMitchell
+12 Business development (sourcing) guy here.  It's just not as sexy on WSO because you're not the one executing the deal, but it can be a great career if it's your thing.  Chiller lifestyle (no sprints or fire drill Associate 3 in PE - LBOs
+12 I have no personal experience but I have watched friends start their own funds: 1. Started with $10mm from his personal network. He now runs $2bn. In his late 20s when he started. Entire team is 5 people. hominem
+12 "Ape Town" Ok not ALL, but the majority. Too much time studying and not enough time being "socialized". spreadsheetmonkey204
+12 I work at CG. Just want to pop in and echo the sentiments of the Associate 1 posting above, pretty good holistic viewpoint. Works at Carlyle Group
+12 I'd disagree that associates should be making direct edits (except when its a time crunch and you just need to get the end product out). CREnadian
+12 I'm only following it passively but I do check Twitter frequently. nutmegger189
+12 Any hedge fund that invests in companies in a fundamental manner would be a relevant target for an ex-PE guy. Long/short equity is likely your best bet given that it is one of the most prevalent strategies. slowdive
+12 Are you seriously telling him to take a job he 100% does not want just because someone in his network offered it to him? eloquence
+12 OP I would prescribe a case of beer, the boys, and some pussy. You won't think about any of this hungover in class the next day smelling leftover poon in your hand while you type your shitty half-baked notes. chipotleVP
+12 Thanks for the shot in the dark pal but I'm actually not gen Z; I might be older than you. Back to topic. iggs99988
+12 "They know that if they mostly accept dumb/average wealthy or diversity students, their brand will gradually diminish and they will risk missing out on the next Bill Gates or Zuckerberg." brotherbear
+12 Also I think lot of these people fail to take into account that most of corporate America still is a tough environment with long hours and a 40 hour week isn’t a real thing anywhere. phillyboy
+12 WallStreetOasis.com what exactly are we allowed to talk about? It genuinely feels like we are not allowed to talk about 70% of things. Sequioa
+12 I turned down (well deferred) HBS two years ago during COVID and while I don't regret my decision I have some mixed thoughts: throaway92
+12 Also, nothing's wrong with being a 3rd party loan servicer.  That’s the right mindset, you’re well prepared for your future career! Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+12 I'm in acq/development for a large life science developer... column spacing needs to be in 10-11' increments (ie 20/22, 30/33) to properly fit benching live load 80+ (100+ including dead load) Associate 3 in RE - Other
+12 Who fucking cares Jesus Christ Pussy galore
+12 He just wants to know the shops lol. I'm sure you mean well but watching you dodge this mans question with advice was so annoying Prospect in IB-M&A
+12 What kind of midget porn are you looking at in the office my guy? return2monke99
+12 If you have a problem with me viewing you that way then that's on you. Analyst 1 in IB - CB
+12 Dorsia, if you can get reservations… Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎
+12 I love modern culture tbh. Old people gotta get with the times because your opinions don’t really matter Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+12 The bar gets lowered twice for post-MBA female associates. They had a huge advantage getting into business school, then a huge advantage recruiting. Associate 2 in IB - Gen
+12 Personally think it makes sense. Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+12 I can't help but feel like Twitter's previous C-level team were either a) idiots, b) deliberately acting irresponsibly/against the interests of the shareholders in pursuit of their own personal political persuasions (missi PrivateTechquity 🚀🚀🚀
+12 There's a lot to unpack here and unfortunately the degree to which coverage is a headache will vary tremendously based on 1) fund structure (e.g. flaco
+12 Don’t move the goalposts. You commented on this thread where someone quit with nothing lined up and not making it to his first year. Smoke Frog
+12 Haven't made the exit yet but very advanced in the process. Likely Q1. Honestly, would have done it much earlier but took me a long time to shake off the golden handcuffs. VP in IB - Gen
+12 "this job should be the highest calling for any human" lol clevortrevor
+12 Hot take alert.   Ozymandia
+12 The cool kids all use the multiple approach, both relative and absolute. Ravenous
+12 Never been more pumped about a stranger going to see his own family… Actually made me question if I should slow down on being a slave driver Teller in Branch - Personal Loans
+12 The PE firm won't cheat on you Prospect in IB - Cov
+12 wat a dum questin, nooooooooooooooooo no no NO. u r a invetment banker, ur job is to be most prestigus as possible at all times, and new york ciety is way more prestigus than california. Blalock
+12 Broadly, I don’t think it’s appropriate in the workplace unless you are a secretary or typist. Can have it’s place in interview settings. Sir Desmond Glazebrook
+12 Nailed it. Great write-up. Keyser Söze 123
+12 I'm seeing some Wed-Sun to Logan for $600. When I lived in LA I would often fly into Logan, silver line to South Station, MBTA down to Providence.  jarstar1
+12 Kept reading these comments, said to myself "that's the best one", then I'd read the next one and agree with it equally so. Fantastic points by the folks above, all hit great points. Stonks1990
+12 Might get MS for this, but I think Vista. Vista has been hiding a few bad deals, e.g. Solera, and seems to be struggling to raise their latest fund.  Intern in IB-M&A
+12 Helpful tip for you given that based on your username you were likely born in 1999 so you genuinely may not know this yet Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+12 It's nice to have goals. Disjoint
+12 "Mommy, I want to sit in a chair all day never seeing any sunlight while shifting logos around in Powerpoint and getting yelled at by people with personal insecurities. CarsnWatches
+12 I am the VP you spoke with this morning.. Thought your comment was pretty funny, don’t sweat it! bradyfanatic
+12 Being a minority female does NOT go against you lol yung buck
+12 the multi-mgr funds seem to not get a ton of respect on this board. sl55amg
+12 Unpopular opinion, but the line at the bottom with interests (eg. banker109
+12 Pizz Come to the courtesy phone please. To the courtesy phone please. Mr_Agree_to_Disagree
+12 . Intern in S&T - FI
+12 REITs, but make it a ponzi scheme Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+12 From the other side, pitching / working for a PE client can suck. overpaid_overworked
+12 Remain convinced that ER is a very good start your career and has wide variety of exit options if you sell the experience intelligently. saracen