+7 Noticed a spike in brand new accounts posting on the other women in HFs thread the last few hours, all pushing this same narrative. Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+7 Source: https://nypost.com/2010/06/25/deutsche-treat/ Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+7 Type of moral leadership UBS is currently under Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+7 Marco better hide his wife! Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+7 I cofounded a company that did scattered site senior housing and we did a HUD refi under the scattered site program several years after starting. odog @digitalimmortality.com
+7 The only person capable of closing the deal at UBS, is no longer even within the IB Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+7 Intern in PE - LBOs
+7 Wells Fargo  Coverage Group AN1 Range: 50K-70KAN2 Range: 60K-100K Prospect in IB - Cov
+7 Good points. Living beneath your means is a great point! Doesn't mean not enjoying life nor celebrating with a nice X every now and then (as that will provide some juice to continue plowing through).  rickle
+7 What a retarded ascl
+7 agreed. DB is a fucking machine in EU, specifically Germany. FIC group is top tier there. Prospect in IB - Cov
+7 What is the Apprentice to Master promotion timeline at UBS? Currently comparing offers from UBS and a Chattanooga, TN-based IT M&A boutique.   Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+7 In a sources and uses setting think of it like this:  Acquirer Equity = $500M Let's assume 100M shares outstanding Acquiror Share Price: $5  Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+7 Your concern is understandable. Though you could look at some of the following aspects to base your decision on: Global Banker to Founder
+7 Well that depends, how big is your cock? Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+7 From one veteran to another, I gotta be brutally honest man - I'd echo ooh wa wa wa wa's sentiment above. This is very much akin to some 40 year old dude starting a career as an enlisted soldier. VP in IB - Cov
+7 This thread is so funny bc he’s clearly not in IBD no one in IBD would say FO IB analyst role capitalmarkets121323
+7 Associate 1 in PE - LBOs PrivateTechquity 🚀🚀🚀
+7 imo it's 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated-power-of-will Intern in IB - Cov
+7 You clearly are not in IBD...So not sure why are you asking the question masquerading as if you are. Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+7 I’m doing a search rn and did MF PE. apetrynamakeit
+7 Ive found the highest correlation of somebodys ability to make money is typically who they trained under who molded their process. Analyst 3+ in HF - EquityHedge
+7 RBC NYC Anal 1 $65k I think top? But not sure The whole group knew I was willing to suck dick for this job (or for pleasure) Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+7 Tell your kid to figure it out themselves  Prospect in IB-M&A
+7 Yeah this forum is full of low t cucks who are excited to be an employee  HitTheAsk
+7 I have a skill set and education background which gave me the potential to add value outside of a purely 'boxed in' / specialised role, and made a big effort throughout my career to look for and accept roles which gave me COO in HF - RelVal
+7 Sounds like UBS management has succeeded in increasing attrition, given the comp issues and mandatory 5 days in office, etc. UBS GB Americas simply isnt a good place to work. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+7 Shout out to the unbearable H1B executive directors and directors for getting junior attrition up so high! Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+7 I'd put it this way regarding stern: if you are smart and willing to put your head down and work, there are very few schools that will get you better opportunities (HYPSMW, Columbia, and maybe UChicago) on both sellside an 188m
+7 bro he was making a joke Teller in Non-profit
+7 If you're a smart guy you will get a good offer from any one of the schools you mentioned. You're splitting hairs. At this point it's about the school you will be a better fit at.  Intern in IB - Gen
+7 At stern and placed at a BB but wouldn't recommend the school over cornell. Very toxic and competitive enviorment here that you don't need to put yourself in if you have other options. Prospect in IB-M&A
+7 Not going away entirely, but as transaction sizes and company scales increase, they become harder to find as the market is more "efficient." VP in PE - Growth
+7 You should feel no external pressure from what peers or others have. Thats the thing ya know. Fear and greed. FOMO. Fear of not betting enough. Fear of your losses. mtnmaster1
+7 I’ve been in the industry for almost 20 years. Ignore the title. I think if that’s your end goal, PE is a good training ground and branding. But I would do that for no more than 2 years. Principal in PE - LBOs
+7 Yaaas queen! I knew I'd make the list in your gossip sewing circle. See, women are funny and have a great sense of humor folks! 😂 throwingawaytime
+7 The only thing that sounds like “momentum in the Americas” for ubs is the fact that people still post about them on this forum Hags28
+7 Northwestern is more prestigious than all of the other schools you got into. Ignore the Stern shills and go to NW if you got in. Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+7 GS under Blankfein Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+7 yopierre PrivateTechquity 🚀🚀🚀
+7 Top Canadian firm leading the upcoming SpaceX IPO fingereater505
+7 Question for people in this thread, with all honesty - are you guys looking at growthier sectors or just not haircutting management plans much? VP in PE - LBOs
+7 I’d really give serious thought to what you want to do long-term because spending that energy to advance in that can go a long way vs just sticking around banking.  Partner in PE - Growth
+7 As others have said, from a financial perspective, the business case is: SaaSChimp
+7 I think the answer depends on your own interests/plans. SaaSChimp
+7 Yo, I'm a power trader of over ten years. Power trading is inherently power trading. This is much different than distressed credit. You need to focus on one area or the other and not try to get "cute" with it. Themaster441
+7 Nope. Prestige is not about pay, not about wlb. Prestige is about the connections you have with powerful executives, and the amount of resources you command. FlyingBoat
+7 Good job changing titles and posting this. Exited a while ago as per my title... UBS Tech, however, continues to incur fines. Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+7 What’s another way to look at the question. Say 10 years from now, under what circumstances are you elated that you pocketed $200k and went to philly? Ovid
+7 Yes, just very annoying to continously see the same things being discussed, especially when it's very clear the points being repeated are old and stem from saltiness over being fired and/or not being favored by the leaders Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+7 I’m a power trader of over ten years, currently run a pod with three other traders for a medium sized prop shop. Spec only. Themaster441
+7 Not sure what year you  graduated Wharton (I graduated ‘25) but my experience and I think even for GBS/HBS what you mentioned is false when it comes to post MBA PE outcomes. VP in PE - LBOs
+7 they need me man. feel bad that they dont have my talents. no_home_jerome
+7 Banking is still very much a conservative, professional environment grooming/ dressing wise. I came from the military and it honestly felt pretty similar in terms of appearance norms. teez
+7 WF ~ 70 Mon-thurs: 9-11ish Friday: 9-6:30 Weekend: 5 hours remote Intern in IB - Gen
+7 I just left, couldn’t take it anymore  Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+7 Not really honestly - after working in PE becoming a private company CFO or CEO is realistic and a public co CFO or CEO is a stretch in the same way becoming a partner at KKR is.  Associate 3 in PE - LBOs
+7 Took a similar risk but before the capital was committed and without faith in the PM's process, mostly did it for the opportunity to manage a sleeve and continue working with the same pod in a new PM in HF - Other
+7 Complete joke absolutely let them know these are peoples lives HR is playing with here... Quick side story since we're on the topic of dogshit interviews. Research Analyst in AM - Equities
+7 No my hours in PE are significantly better than my banking time however I am still pretty busy (10/11pm, also why I am happy to have moved as going to sleep at 3am every day is just a recipe for a heart attack in 10y). Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+7 Don't think any MFs are "underrated" per say UMM (depending on how you define it): AIP, KPS, TJC Associate 3 in PE - LBOs
+7 That’s honestly fucked up  Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+7 How are u enjoying NYU bro lol Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+7 I left for MFPE and regretted it massively lol. Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+7 . Analyst 2 in PE - Other
+7 Who would they acquire? Intern in IB - Gen
+7 will be declared illegal because women would find it mysoginistic and will argue that the general purpose of the app is oriented towards "denigrating women who just want to find a loving partner".  GS under Blankfein
+7 Moelis or Evecore  Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+7 I’ve run basically the same split my entire life. Works wonders. I do 3 sets of everything and like 4-8 reps. Principal in PE - Growth
+7 Yes I’m an intern in AMERICA with LOTS of opportunity!!!! 30-40% unemployment rate for Indian grads btw!!! Good luck with your life buddy and have fun with the unpaid internships!!!! Intern in IB - Cov
+7 Happens all the time, I've been there and tons of friends of mine have been there. One bit of advice I'd give: econometricks
+7 All very different. Would not focus on year 1 or 2 comp but on upside. Publics are not a good place to shoot for median outcomes. Managing Director in HF - Other
+7 whatd u say to a girl to be worried about this bro LMAO Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+7 Will I have better success on hinge if I have finance or commercial real estate as my job? I’m a note buyer so it’s a blend of both. Associate 3 in RE - Comm
+7 I’m crying. Why would you say HYPD. Respectfully, you just told me you go to Dartmouth lmao CuriousGeorge1024
+7 JP Morgan = USMNTDeutsche Bank = GermanyBarclays = England UBS = Switzerland Santander = Spain RBC = Canada BNP = FranceRBS = ScotlandING = Netherlands Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+7 Very familiar w/ the OCIO space - my firm's OCIO business is not quite that large, unfortunately, but in the top 20 in the space. Addinator
+7 Is “lying” the right word though? What has the posted lied about? Bankasaurus
+7 Objectively almost every single hire was a miss. I don’t know how you honestly can miss that often if you are objectively evaluating potential MD candidates in the interview process Managing Director in IB - Gen
+7 This 100%, and in fact I'd even go a bit lower on the total comp estimate depending on your industry. Associate 2 in PE - Other
+7 best = apax services nyc lunaticman1
+7 Man, when I was an intern I would check every fucking mail/message to anyone even close to MD four times. FailedInFinance
+7 I can’t speak to comp mechanics, but I’ve seen what separates a great MD from an average one.  VP in PE - LBOs
+7 Fundraising differentiation is theoretically due to origination (i.e. how many deals can the GP select from), returns (more specifically really avoiding losses / how those losses are managed). allop1
+7   Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+7 All good questions, I’m assuming you’re young so sorry if these quick thoughts seem obvious: Associate 2 in PE - Growth
+7 Just my two cents. The better opportunities, especially for juniors, are not in equities. The asset class is getting commoditized fast, and people early in their careers will hit that ceiling sooner than they think. MarginSpark
+7 congrats on jpm Intern in IB-M&A
+7 Congrats on UBS! Intern in IB - Gen
+7 Internships are senior banker bargaining chips i.e. hiring client kids to win mandates KageSelly
+7 I’m about 20 years older than you but not a dissimilar background. To be clear, I’m probably a top 5% IB outcome 20+ years later so YMMV.  Managing Director in IB-M&A
+7 Daily reminder that Obama already got Iran to stop producing nuclear weapons in 2015, and according to all the intelligence agencies they stuck to their promise. Soros_
+7 Reading this thread makes me want desparately to get to the point where I'm senior enough that I don't have to deal with analysts directly. VP in IB - Cov
+7 Nothing to see here, move along Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+7 wtf is this expectation? The interns I had basically sat in a supply closet pulling comps and did research all summer. I doubt even skilled full-time employees can pull it off in 3-hrs.  JBK
+7 I love this website Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+7 Thank you, intern in ECM Works at Credit Suisse
+7 Would absolutely not say in 2026 that Berkley is a bigger brand globally than Northwestern Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+7 I was talking about the interviewing process for roles in IB vs more tech/science heavy jobs like AI researcher at top lab, quant dev or trader at trading firms.  tackytech
+7 I'm a software growth guy so don't really play in the same category as the firms you mentioned, but my general view on tech fundraising:  PE-biz-dev