+7 Why would anyone want to go to a bank (UBS) that is all over the Epstein files and banked Maxwell after Epstein got arrested Summer Associate in IB - Cov
+7 This is hilarious Also as an answer, def worse dillpickleseeds
+7 I run a long only strategy on my PA, there is definitely opportunity and have done quite well.  PM in HF - Other
+7 Get out of here with your reasoning you clearly just hate women!!! VP in PE - LBOs
+7 I have yet to close any deal after a couple years and don’t really know how M&A works. I’m a monster at marketing materials though Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+7 The Evercore slander lately about their big class has been crazy, exits are still top notch because having a big analyst class isn’t always equal to worse exits. Also, there are some really strong groups (e.g. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+7 Pendelum swings back and forth, and at the receiving end of it are always those without power. Funny how that works. Companies appease government policy across countries and across policies. Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+7 “Literally the opposite of what I would have done” alright buddy. Prospect in IB - Cov
+7 At least top buckets at both Citi and BoFA get live deal work unlike UBS.  Maybe I am just coping as someone at BoFA/Citi, but the real money in this career isn't in your first few years. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+7 Dumbest post I've ever read Incoming Analyst in IB-M&A
+7 I would only say NY since you can live near the office or in relatively a close spot near the office in the same state so if you ever have late nights, you can just uber home or take the sub back. Intern in IB - Cov
+7 Good job changing titles and posting this. Exited a while ago as per my title... UBS Tech, however, continues to incur fines. Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+7 Will layoffs target Americans over H1Bs?  Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+7 Yes, just very annoying to continously see the same things being discussed, especially when it's very clear the points being repeated are old and stem from saltiness over being fired and/or not being favored by the leaders Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+7 Rough reasoning for start and leaving are below. I’m not giving details because people doxxed me a couple years back through connecting posts: Principal in PE - Growth
+7 London Qatalyst is ~10 people, and you dont have an offer.  betachimp
+7 Wait till he finds out the average buysider doesn't even come close to beating the SPX either. MMPM
+7 usernameanon VP in PE - Other
+7 The Epstein Group seems popular among Barclays execs Sharky286
+7 Jerry! Jerry Jerry Prospect in IB - Gen
+7 We used Aswath Damodaran's method. See below link, but the basic idea is: Use mature market risk-free rate and equity risk premium (i.e., use the US percentages), but add on a "country risk premium". Mastery 7 IB Shitter
+7 GDP growth means absolutely nothing if it's levered to the t-ts on debt. The U.S. deficit has reached 7% and is nearing $2 trillion dollars, most of it owned by foreign private investors. 8'Banana_Stacker'2
+7 I think it depends entirely on bank, but we use NTM multiples a lot. We advise more on the buyside than sellside, so the idea is that we're paying for the future of this company, not the past.  Mastery 7 IB Shitter
+7 Second on taking a mental break. This is also a tough market with all the uncertainty. Investment Analyst in HF - Event
+7 They totally fumbled the CS acquisition. Seemingly had no appreciation for the fact that so many of the best bankers had already left in the years/months prior. Managing Director in IB-M&A
+7 This is UBS Oasis  Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+7 This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever read on WSO. Let that sink in.  Dr. Rahma Dikhinmahas
+7 Yes there’s a $7bn L/S hedge fund run out of the $40bn Opportunistic Credit group (which has now been, confusingly, renamed to “Hybrid Credit”). Principal in HF - Event
+7 I think that you're looking at this from the convenience of your laptop where you can look at every detail and replay it a million times to see what exactly happened. NoEquityResearch
+7 no they will skin you alive during the superday if you do this. a friend of mine did this for BMO and I haven't seen him since Intern in PE - Other
+7 tonythebrief odog @digitalimmortality.com
+7 I agree that pyramids are getting longer with more titles. That’s not a secret. You can still make good money in the meantime though. I’m not sure I agree with this though: VP in PE - LBOs
+7 The duality of man. Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+7 Given uncertainties around H1Bs have heard they will be prioritized during the layoffs Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+7 Yup, agree 100%. I'm now at a RX Consulting firm full-time that has hired ex-bankers and MBB folks. Lester Freamon
+7 Supply: You are seeing one of the biggest college student population coming into the funnel. 2024 and 2025 have some of the highest number of hs graduates. cheers look out
+7 What about a peanut allergy? Anonymous Monkey
+7 I work there. Will keep it pretty balanced. Associate 3 in ER
+7 Shithead OP literally made an account just for this post …talk about dedication to your craft Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+7 Not necessarily - I would say a business that is competitive in most RFPs for its product or service with large (F500) size clients. Someone who anyone in that industry would know by name and reputation. Associate 3 in PE - LBOs
+7 This is a completely ridiculous post and I'm not even sure if it's parody. If it is parody, shame on you honestly because you're wasting everyone's time on here who are literally just trying to be helpful.  Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+7 Reply telling him you deleted it; leak it if you don’t get the offer. Intern in Consulting
+7 think you should ask your doctor mate Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+7 EVR M&A Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+7 Heard from a friend there that it's a sweatshop Analyst 1 in PE - LBOs
+7 pik_floyd
+7 IsItREPE
+7 UBS  1st year  mid bucket  ~50k  Ignore intern in title it’s from 2022 Intern in IB - Cov
+7 2 things. Principal in PE - LBOs
+7 Wouldn’t assume there’s a rhyme or reason or it’s their fault. Maybe God just hates him/her.  Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+7 During my AN1 days, I would leave the office, walk 3 blocks to the dispo and buy a pre roll, order my uber and walk back to office. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+7 When will timing be?  Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+7 IR team belongs in the HoF Analyst 1 in HF - Other
+7 Was an analyst at GS and can confirm; FIG and Industrials have equally brutal, selfish and non-empathetic cultures. Analyst 2 in PE - Other
+7 Ignoring for a moment how arrogant you sound and how little thought has been put into this question Monkey.D.
+7 you're overthinking this too much... plenty of good investing seats will consider your background without an MBA/needing to go to ER.   Investment Analyst in HF - Event
+7 If you did the same job in NY you’d probably be clearing a millie. And you’d be in a country that won the gold in hockey. VP in PE - LBOs
+7 Go back. Vp title is a good title bump too Analyst 1 in PE - Growth
+7 Re-recruit ibmeatball23
+7 back officenot a number monkey I do intelligence How do you "do" something you so obviously fundamentally lack? Assistant PM in HF - RelVal
+7 The lack of structure is mostly due to how varied the products are. bondmonkey111
+7 I ended up sticking with it. Three changes solidified my decision and I haven't looked back.  Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+7 I've done some research into this, so I can take on a bit of a formal ish definition.  FinnesseGod
+7 Using Jeff Bezos as your reference point is a really good good idea.  mtnmaster1
+7 Stern full stop. Keep in mind though that people over the age of 50 still think NYU is a shitty commuter school.  rooseveltfan
+7 Not a UBS person, but I think people across WSO are generally tired of hearing the same talking points about tech hires not working out over like 20 posts across the past month. Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+7 Ling is a woman dawg ubersomesam
+7 Sunlight is the best disinfectant Prospect in IB-M&A
+7 I get the feeling. I had a lot of issues in college with the same thing. Others have good recommendations, I'll recommend some too usernameladiesman217
+7 Dr. Rahma Dikhinmahas IsItREPE
+7 WF ~ 70 Mon-thurs: 9-11ish Friday: 9-6:30 Weekend: 5 hours remote Intern in IB - Gen
+7 Defo Stern imo polymarket
+7 Is my 2 incher when soft a true dih? RestIess
+7 Shes gonna catch more than a stray if she's not careful. (My dih that has STD's) RestIess
+7 You can’t fix broken relationships and bluntly no one should be yelling at you in a professional white collar work environment. Look to leave immediately before this ends with you getting fired. Associate 3 in PE - LBOs
+7 In my opinion, most analysts (Wharton kids are different) do not actually know what the fuck they’re talking about and can’t even begin to graduate to the level of being an actual “person” until like their 2nd year of bein SOFRsoGood
+7 #2 or what CRE mentioned, work for a hospitality group. Here’s a scenario for you which was a parallel for my life (#2): odog @digitalimmortality.com
+7 Maple Sirup SlurperWhy is this guy on every WSO thread?💀😭🙏🏻 GordonGekko87
+7 RBC here. We're still too woke unfortunately. ~70% of the intern class came from the women's program.  Associate 3 in IB - Gen
+7 someone’s MD come get their analyst lol Analyst 1 in Consulting
+7 You're not asking for financial advice; you're asking for networking advice in the luxury space which is far outside my expertise. But I can't resist some financial advice from an old guy: SPYShorts
+7 Holy shit you always post the most retarded takes Partner in IB - Gen
+7 No, nobody said you’re an Andrew Tate. But you write and sound like a mega incel who hasn’t touched a woman since covid, so there’s that Benson Says
+7 Sabine that a company up 50% in the stock market does layoffs. Corporate greed Intern in IB - Gen
+7 *Asinine  Intern in IB - Gen
+7 This site is hilarious because if you replaced “northeast men” with minorities or asians or whatever other demographic, the comments would be filled with outrage.  Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+7 tbf equally annoying for "consulting day in a lifes". Associate 2 in PE - Other
+7 wtff Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+7 I admire your mindset and respect that, at your age, you have an idea of how you want your life to play out and you'll do whatever it takes to get it. A couple thoughts for you to wrestle with: CharlesCheese
+7 My father is a partner at Deloitte and I find your post highly offensive Associate 2 in AM - Other
+7 This is not legal advice but it sounds like they have no evidence against you beyond an unsubstantiated claim? Associate 3 in HF - Other
+7 As a Gen Z, i think the difference is that millennials pursued the well-trodden path and expected a certain outcome, while Gen Z is very nihilistic and hyper aware of the fact that their lives will look nothing like those Wish_I_HadTrustFund
+7 No, not in my current estimation.  Frankly, we're probably the least essential part of the deal team.  The most essential parts that you really need are the senior guy and the junior guy. asmith_1
+7 IB very underrated career path if you are wiling to swallow pride. Same or better pay than PE esp if your fund returns aren’t amazing and more stable than HF. Plus generally more enjoyable co workers than PE hardos midwest_analyst
+7 This question haunts me in my sleep. I’m speaking specifically from a multifamily perspective but I think my points apply broadly (both across product types and industries outside of real estate). Traderade
+7 Cardone Capital IRR you ready to rumble
+7 Yeah it’s pretty funny the best business models are everything an advisory firm is not, but the main reason you don’t see bankers doing what you’re proposing is because the type of person who is a talented banker and the t liquidiot
+7 Marco and my GH can S my D I aint coming in on Fridays to pretend I’m busy. We have no live deals that will close Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+7 hilarious what people think of as manageable WLB JerryOfTheDay
+7 One piece of advice I got for being in an environment where you don’t relate to people, is to be curious and non judgemental about them.  Associate 3 in PE - LBOs