+4 Bc in a bull market only the shittiest companies have debt trading at 80 or below. Research Associate in AM - FI
+4 That depends. Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+4 Rx is more technical as a junior relative to other banking gigs because you have 100x capital structures you have to run through a new 3-statement model to see where cash flow shakes out. shamoneh
+4 The more timelines are pushed the more reneges will happen Intern in IB-M&A
+4 Could be a timing thing as well, asking when you’re trying to get a deliverable out normally isn’t the best time but simply asking to revisit and explain the ‘why’ once things are a little quieter is normally a good compro ACATS
+4 UBS analysts were getting too fat to be client facing. This is a blessing.  Intern in IB - Gen
+4 Hi churn at the junior level. Comp in London is quite good from what I've heard, but you will work hard. Analyst 2 in PE - Other
+4 You're in luck; I dealt with a similar situation when breaking into banking early on. lucien_de_montclair
+4 Entirely depends on your AUM. If you are running less than a yard, you can find heaps of strategies and alpha to exploit in systematic macro, especially intraday. econometricks
+4 most people dont start off their career straight as a trader. no one is going to recruit someone who has no trading experience, give them a book and tell them to start trading, that just doesnt happen. spiff
+4 This. Associate classes are giant and it’s 3-4 years which actually has the opposite effect than the poster above says (you end up with a huge number of associates due to 3-4 overlapping large classes). VP in PE - LBOs
+4 Are you building a networking model or something? Why do you need all these data points Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+4 Rabbit
+4 Also GPs continuing to tie deals up at pricing the LPs don't want it at instead of just letting the bottom fall out  Assist. VP in RE - Comm
+4 If you’re a junior employee, joining UBS is a disaster which will set you up for failure and the poor treatment and amount of hostility from seniors towards the juniors who are executing all the work for them is unreal.&… Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+4 Boi if u don’t get ur ahh back to 550 s tryon rn - Prospect in IB - Cov
+4 ya, agree with above. really depends on firms and situation. Most senior leadership of the acquiree would try to negotiate that their people are fully absorbed. Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+4 I wish I had more specific advice. Biggest advantage I had was being and A2A and a number of closed deals sitting in the associate seat from pitch to close I could speak through on. Associate 3 in IB-M&A
+4 I've been focused on upgrading my wardrobe for the past 2 or 3 years. Below are my recommendations in general: Less Expensive Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+4 Its hard for people to remember you if you are a generalist on the buyside. A lot of buyside analysts are sector specialists, whether its tech, industrials, consumer, financials etc. kil
+4 You seem to have some vendetta against BofA lol. Are you the guy who got passed up to head IB. All of your observations bear the most weight for a VP about to turn into a director or a ED about to make MD. Smoke Frog
+4 Join a revolutionary Luddite group and torch data centers, probably Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+4 In a similar situation as a management consultant, was low balled (7-8%) on my base salary due to some stupid company policy on how they calculate YoE. NewIndustryHorizon
+4 it's called injecting yourself with botox....  ChompCHOMPS 39819
+4 Zohran is a parasite Xhamster02
+4 EVR best of the rest IMO.Other than GS/JP/MS most should take EVR over other banks Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+4 I look at things in terms of what I achieve in a given week as opposed to what I achieve each day. Associate 2 in IB-M&A
+4 You think people who devote nearly all their waking hours of the best years of their life in the pursuit of money… believe in god?  jaxcut4
+4 Maybe controversial but I generally think it’s a bad idea to go somewhere right away where your comp is highly pnl dependent. mrdrralph
+4 Full scope poly + facial measurements + brainscan + probe mrjackpots
+4 that's cause dalio had solid inception years, was up 30+% in the early 90s 3 years in a row. For most of the 10s, and much of the 20s, performance has been really really bad. nooneinparticular
+4 Genuine question for you - why do you consider CVs "extend and pretend"? Principal in PE - Other
+4 Would say NESECAC recruiting tiers would be the following: 1: Williams Amherst Middlebury **Steep drop-off**2: Tufts, Wesleyan, Hamilton3: Bowdoin, Trinity Colby, Bates4: Conn college Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+4 Analyst 1 in IB - Genthis is definitely helpful, thanks a lot. have a few follow ups if you dont mind. gimly
+4 CIBC mining is where the fun at. You should work for Kay Yoo Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+4 Most of US PE isn't how you're describing it. Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+4 Unless you are sitting on a trust fund, working for the next NVIDIA with equity, or being insanely frugal, almost no one in FP&A / corp fin is going to get to that level of NW. Associate 3 in IB-M&A
+4 Alright most MM start Aug through Nov. The EBs start in June/July. The BBs are Aug. hijsjsj1234
+4 Was at a RX consulting firm up till pretty recently, and you're correct but also not. Associate 1 in Consulting
+4 OP here. Stayed away from recruiting. Told HH I will be traveling for 1-1.5 years and temporarily deleted my LinkedIn. Hired the best lawyer possible. Acquitted of all charges. Got my records expunged. VP in Private Credit
+4 Do your internship first and then see how excited you are about trading your life for money.  Associate 3 in PE - LBOs
+4 Yes - I think ultimately at the VP and beyond, folks have earned their seat. Addinator
+4 I agree. I think it is really hard to know what you want until you have tried different jobs. I am currently about 7 years into my career (including undergrad internships). Healthcare Blues
+4 Avoid essec and edhec bba. Especially as these are 4 year programs. They give you bachelor + Master year 1, which you think is nice but no, it's useless. Frankfert8
+4 Congrats on UBS! Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+4 Excellent points by guys above. Look, the bear case isn't '90+% of associates are gone because of AI'. therealgekko
+4 I get it, dude. Everyone hates being wrong. Hopefully you can improve from here. Everyone hates Kelley kids but not enough to keep hiring them / let us go 60/60 or party with us. VP in PE - LBOs
+4 Past performance is not indicative of future results. Analyst 3+ in IB - Cov
+4 You'll need a car. I think unless you live near CityPlace you might get a bit bored. West Palm definitely has some nice walkable parts, but it isn't that big.  Associate 3 in IB - Cov
+4 6 months will go by in the blink of an eye then you’re right back to square one with recruiting. Hardo Intern
+4 Hookers and blow, baby Research Analyst in HF - Other
+4 Duplicate msg Agent0
+4 Tell your current team first, have 1-2 really good reasons why you want to move, I think having one about upward mobility or team structure without putting your current team down is solid and then another one about why you Agent0
+4 Lol, ngl the Gen Zs not drinking (coworkers and younger relatives of mine) is why I've become sober curious. For the most part, I admire how healthy they live life. NewIndustryHorizon
+4 Thanks for the reply. FinServces
+4 Not 100% sure on culture, the group has changed so much it’s hard to tell. Lots of attrition the past two years. Director in IB - Gen
+4 It’s totally normal for a coffee chat to feel awkward. alex50
+4 Of course they can compete. “A private equity approach to the public markets” is really important.  youshallnotpass
+4 Agree with the top comment, learn your lesson and be glad it didn't impact your health/others around you. mrharveyspecter
+4 Man, if Elon can build (oh sorry, I mean just get lucky into tricking all the real execs into doing everything while Elon just drools and eats candy in the background) several multi trillion dollar compan Ozymandia
+4 Dont see a bank after PWP that the typical person would choose over PWP. Think they’re pretty good at 10 Prospect in IB - Cov
+4 Analyst quality about to be even shittier nextyear. The only way I could describe this years interns as try yards who are half retarded Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+4 Wrestled with this dissonance in my brain as well Swine-Linked-Notes
+4 If I were u, I'd wear an AP or a Patek tbh, better first impression on you team to show them you are super down to earth and ready to work hard  Tiakola_1
+4 Lonesome Dove is a hell of a read if you've got time boogiewonderland
+4 I think Emerging Money EMBA gave a good answer above. The decision largely collapses to: Burke
+4 This is what WSO was made for PlayingTatum
+4 There is a wide range of outcomes from UBS which will skew the view of whatever opinion you get. Generally very group dependent and goal dependent. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+4 Associate 3 in IB - ECM
+4 Popped into see some 🐀s aggressively defend their cage, was not disappointed. PrivateTechquity 🚀🚀🚀
+4 you know that this is about comp only? EbePrice
+4 Generally speaking, I advocate REPE first then development, mainly to give you that high level view of investing, deal flow, and diversity in product type and geography. odog @digitalimmortality.com
+4 Oof I must have struck a nerve. What happened? You called, got in the room and didn’t get the job? VP in PE - LBOs
+4 It's like working in sauna.  Bulls_and_Bears
+4 If you're shortlisted for a corp sales (rates/fx) type role you'll likely not be dealing with institutional clients but rather large corps (think fortune 500) with hedge programs for their overseas operations. hedgefundguy97
+4 Pulled out the Carter folian what the fuuuuck did i just watch Prospect in S&T - Equities
+4 Aside from taking the unnecessary risk of maybe not being brought on full time, branding is pretty important early on in your career. Associate 2 in PE - Other
+4 The only one from private French business school worth doing would be escp which has better reputation in London than essec or edhec plus it's a 3 year program (so like 18k cheaper).  Frankfert8
+4 Got it. Makes a ton of sense.  VP in PE - LBOs
+4 same what the actual hell is this glad i didn't move on in the process holy shit Intern in IB-M&A
+4 the bank account thing is actually fucking crazy Intern in IB - Cov
+4 LevFin truly has a shitter intern class this year - source: UBS LevFin An2 Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+4 PM in HF - EquityHedgeSummer Associate in HF - EquityHedge Analyst 3+ in IB - Gen
+4 what you define as "in the weeds" is the real essence of the conversation. Kevin25
+4 For what it’s worth I got a very average to below average review during my first mid-year review. “Needs more reps” “Still developing” etc. ROCKYBALBOA83
+4 You've probably done this, but if not, here's where I'd start. REDev225
+4 Drink and party with upperclassmen from there the offers will come. Helped me land offers at my target school and was effortless.  hedopi3701
+4 All this dry powder that everyone talks about will need to get out the door. You had funds raising records amount of capital in 2021 and 2022 with fourish year investment windows. Guess what? CRESF
+4 You're in luck; I dealt with a similar situation when breaking into banking early on. lucien_de_montclair
+4 If you flunk FCAT you either have shit modeling skills or got tripped up in some of their notations. ProbablyEngAnyway
+4 Not to sound like an ass but if you’re as chopped as you say you are (to the point of needing an entire facial reconstruction) - don’t you think it’d be hard to land a front office seat? liquidiot
+4 This is an idealistic take that doesn't align with reality. Yes, everyone wants society to get better over time and for everyone to get a dividend of that incl future generations therealgekko
+4 Investment Analyst in VCThe only way for you is to hit the lottery or start a business.  This is an absolutely absurd take. devildog2067
+4 Parasite in the workplace, parasite out of the workplace. Looks, sounds and acts exactly like you'd expect someone in DEI to. Seriously hope that she never gets anywhere near a six figure salary again. Balance.of.Payments
+4 Hi - I'm at an m7 looking to do LO/HF recruiting post graduation (I didn't do consulting but also am from a somewhat career switch) BulgeBracketBrand123
+4 I had to wade through a cesspool of comments to find something remotely rational. Keep fighting the good fight sir. Your last couple of sentences sum it up well. It's only going to get more extreme.  Rabbit
+4 If the oil rig example didnt resonate, imagine asking for preferential treatment at a Hedge Fund or in Private Equity. Not for a week, or for a month, but IN PERPETUITY.  Associate 3 in CorpDev
+4 Who invited Warwick lol  professional.form.filler
+4 Do you need to know how to code? As a new grad who doesnt yet have a job, yes absolutely. FoxMulder
+4 Sure leave your golden seat to launch another B2B SaaS for sales teams French-monkey