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+20 Faber College LegoEgo
+20 Don’t be as weird as this post is Prospect in IB - Gen
+20 If you want to repel women you should just try being yourself. Big4please
+20 Sorry to hear that man. Glad things still worked out for you. Unfortunately, there are a lot of cunts in finance. Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+20 Don't eat breakfast, only drink water, and workout 3x or more a week sixshooter69
+20 On "Wall Street Oasis" of all places CRE
+20 It is crazy how well he fits the mold of being the face of the NFL. He is a fun-to-watch gunslinger QB, does State Farm commercials, half black, half white, gay brother, open Christian, who supports BLM. MPBYO
+20 So let me get this straight. You got one candidate who was on the front lines risking his life serving our country in one of the most elite groups within the armed forces vs. hominem
+20 Dude I mean this in the most respectful way possible... please GTFO this site. You've never been funny. You're just an extremely annoying gnat who trolls on the majority of threads. Please seek help too. Intern in IB-M&A
+20 I rejected Stifel for this and they gave full time offers lol officially cucked for full time recruiting jollyrancher
+20 CFA didn't teach me about this stuff man. Any certifications I can add to my name to show girls I know how to talk to them? Are there target gyms? Maybe going to Equinox is better than 24 Hour Fitness/ Gold's? Pug
+20 . monkeysRcool
+20 Just cancel all of America. KREBSCYCLEOMG
+20 A guy that constantly calls an employee a "fucking retard" sounds like a funny person to work with? Man do we glorify complete assholes in finance. BobTheBaker
+20 You're speaking as if being gay is some sort of ancient martial art that takes 20 years to master. I bet I'd be able to act gayer than Justin Bieber if I was properly incentivized. x.
+20 What the f** is wrong with you? You went through med school to get into ER? BillyAckman
+20 Does this mean that they are cutting costs in the higher levels to retain intern recruiting? redneon101
+20 pls pls pls pls pls pls pls tell me this is fake VP in PE - LBOs
+20 when did fortune 50 companies start hiring kindergarteners? StaphyBone
+20 This is a retarded idea and you would look weird. Please do it and make it easier on the rest of us. Richard.5
+20 I might be in the minority when saying this but C'mon. nickrash12345
+20 Classic Booth MBA VP in PE - LBOs
+20 Can I get a banana for calling negative? 100xlevered
+20 Hey Jamie, fancy a drink? hahah HUHAY
+20 pop a molly I’m sweatin whooo redbullzone
+20 "Prospect in IB - Ind" garnish the same level of respect its an investment bank not a tilapia Prospect in IB - Gen
+20 this belongs on simpoasis Intern in IB-M&A
+20 stanleyIII - for your first complaint, logointern.com should make that a bit easier. mr.ebitda
+20 Backed. Throw in a little cosmology, theology, and alchemy and you are all set. Study bloodletting or phrenology so you have a trade to fall back on. Tycho Brahe
+20 I'm not a BoFA SA, but I just want to say props to them for stepping up and taking the first move here. This will likely cause the rest of the street to follow likewise. Shows good on their culture. Intern in 
+20 what the fuck Snake the Jake
+20 Brokerage is the most stable by far. Residential brokerage is where you should be if you are seeking stability, especially if your speciality is luxury homes. Pug
+20 coverage is a bit spotty on my network, but I love its elegant simplicity thebrofessor
+20 no one on this forum finds you funny, shut up dklfjsdlkjfslkdjfds
+20 A bunch of filthy fucking casuals in this thread. The real gods are people like Black, Scholes, Merton, the guys behind LTCM, Weiner, Levy, Markov. Kassad
+20 I just need half of that $50m then I am moving to a third world country like Brazil, DR or Colombia and live the rest of my life like a king surrounded by hot Latinas gold diggers who doesn't know what real money is. M-V
+20 Mount Rushmore of the worst: 1. Bernie Madoff 2. The guy who adds "incoming analyst @ major BB" to his linkedin after attending a superday 3. numbermassager
+20 You should attend both events. Start with the networking/MD meeting and then proceed to the party. To not lose time, and I cannot stress this enough, you want to wear the costume already when meeting with the MD. Marty Bishop
+20 Sorry to hear that but no one will ever want to employ you. Good luck Pan European Monkey
+20 "Disadvantaged Background" Ivy undergrad hmmmm yeah idk about disadvantaged Intern in IB - Gen
+20 Can you enlighten us as to what exit opps exist for you now? The only thing I can think of is to exit out of life hedgehog9
+20 "Can we massage these numbers?" CentralBanker
+20 i think more so you won't make it because you're dumb enough to ask this 277jba_pch
+20 Why don't you fucking ask him and see what he says? vik2000
+20 It finally happened. I'm getting too old to figure out what's trolling and what's genuine. Hugh Myron
+20 0/10 JohnnyLlamma45
+20 Get rid of your personality. Get rid of your sense of self. Net Work
+20 Explain that you're GPA fluid and identify as a 3.7 TippyTop11
+20 Eat Clen, Tren Hard adapt or die
+20 Not unless Mexico pays for it though I'm actually a squirrel
+20 No doubt, but we are talking about it/Forbes, so who's the real winner here? Also, props for using both Thots and Thoughts in the same thought. dr_mantistoboggan_MD
+20 Apparently they go to strip mall massage parlors in Florida. euroquaker
+20 Nuclear energy is actually one of the more proven and immediately available methods to cut down on carbon emissions while trying to focus on renewable energy production. Pierogi Equities
+20 theaccountingmajor famejranc
+20 Whenever I read one of your posts, I die a little bit inside. Not because you are funny, but because your attempt at satire is so goddamn awful. Gratisfaction
+20 fuck off lol Scobey
+20 Stop youre making too much sense teaktable
+20 You couldn't. I3DCashStaffer
+20 Tech is 100X worse. Dances With Newfoundland
+20 You being a pilot of a plane I'm boarding. Pump and Dump
+20 Soon there will be target high schools. Nousernamehere
+20 All I got out of that is that you would trade your $400k education and upbringing to be a bobsleder. TippyTop11
+20 "Wake up at 4am" and "catch taxi to office" have no place in my perfect day. Anonymous Monkey
+20 No thecoolkid1234
+20 Pls post extended Lord of the Rings edition next thank you... Mayhem
+20 I rejected Harvard for IESE, because IESE has 0.07 more culture. 5 million
+20 It's a test. LongIslandBound
+20 Sorry for your loss man. Congratulations on the offer. Bentley would be happy for you. bankerboy252
+20 Yeah he wants to fuck you, and I'm not talking about the Friday 5pm "Hey can you do this pitch for me?" type of fuck, I'm talking about the Saturday 2am "u up?" type of fuck. GridironCEO
+20 You forgot the "I'm doing rotation on these 8 machines, sorry you can't work in'-guy tielemans
+20 the fuck is an aspiring summer intern? you mean a student? premia
+20 Dick Fuld 12468086
+20 " (no direct help from family, connections etc) realjackryan
+20 You know one thing you are not good at: writing succinctly. I tried to get through it, but if I made it through 40% of this story, I am being optimistic. I tried really hard to get through it. DickFuld
+19 Best one so far. Southern_cre
+19 Allow me to offer profound life advice based of my first six weeks of working FT.... Women didnt want me but my 60 year old balding MDs do, so now I feel the warm and fuzzy inside  Associate 3 in CorpDev
+19 Over the summer Shorenstein bought a deal in Nashville that was ~60% anchored by TikTok. Top floors too. A few weeks later, TikTok shut down its entire Nashville office. BadgersRE
+19 Not at either firm but could speak from my own experience and 20+ years on Wall Street.  Managing Director in IB-M&A
+19 Yes, when I think of humane labor practices, I think of the south! VP in PE - LBOs
+19 Maybe we should put you 1st on the list of most shit-talking VPs 🤣 Hags28
+19 Confidence is built by living up to your standards GS under Blankfein
+19 Frankfurt is so shit they have to pay people more to live there Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+19 Doesn't fucking matter re: fiscal vs mon sounds like ur a chode Capital of Structure
+19 Slow day at UBS huh  Intern in CB
+19 Taste of your own medicine? At what point have two wrongs ever made a right? Associate 2 in Acct - Other
+19 I've been thinking about this recently now having the benefit of 10+ years in credit / distressed across all flavors of liquid performing to illiquid distressed / private equity. Principal in HF - Event
+19 10000+ word piece of eloquent literature on super niche finance  member since 5 hours ago checks out Intern in IB-M&A
+19 Trudeau happened for 10 years Intern in IB - CB
+19 Is this... literally all you do on this platform? activism_no_not_ESG
+19 I'm sure healthcare analysts know how to perform surgery trying_my_best
+19 lol, only "a lot of Jews are anti-muslim", but "most Muslims are anti-semitic". some great unbiased & rigorous analysis right there - you are brainwashed. Prospect in IB-M&A
+19 There’s so much to unpack here and it’s hard to believe you’re a principal in PE based on the lack of understanding in what you said. Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+19 Hi I’m the intern. Your takes are straight cap since I was bussin updates and deadlines while you were busy being a chopped unc. My work is sigma not sloppy and I juggle staffings no problem. Intern in IB - Gen
+19 i'd like to employ the hendrix/cobain model of success. 25: start music career. net worth: $0 26: blow the fuck up online and become major artist. net worth ~$1M. IRRection
+19 antenna.strand5b Managing Director in IB-M&A
+19 yeah, you have to be a c*nt to work there. C.R.E. Shervin
+19 Diversity candidate who's a VP showing off his understanding of simple accounting a non-diversity intern. Checks out. Analyst 1 in PE - LBOs
+19 I'm gonna get flack for this, but here's my experience: Intern in Consulting
+19 I always think these things don’t matter once you’re on the desk but then people like you exist on wso, lol Intern in IB - Gen
+19 I don't think it is crazy at all, but just have a good understanding of what you're getting into. All the organizations you named have key differences in how they operate -- it isn't like comparing GS to MS to JPM. Black Jack