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+13 Like I always say: Life is passing, but banana points are forever idaho
+13 Believe everyone should have the right to express their views, but I also want to put theaccountingmajor in the gulag ConservativelyLeveredCat
+13 I'd run a Communist-themed restaurant called "Fidel's" and cook Cuban food all day. I'd dress up as an MD every Halloween. Kassad
+13 You're financially free when you don't trade time for money and have enough money to support your lifestyle. As long as you trade tine for money, you're always poor. m_1
+13 "Sergioaguero" Whilst I am good looking I'm so unphotogenic lol FinancelsWacc
+13 Haha "I'm in a bit of a pickle here" Edifice
+13 Date me for a few months. Pug
+13 "Don't kill yourself on this, but I need this uranium depleted by tomorrow morning." Anonymous Monkey
+13 The MAGICALTUNNELS created by INNOVATIONGOD Elon Musk will UPEND and DISRUPT LA's transportation ECOSYSTEM 6969
+13 "MonopolyMoney"the competition, who most likely, showed up with everything printed on 8x11 paper. Weird that they'd take t CRE
+13 You know very, very little about real estate? You're not fucked, but they are. The Duke of Wall Street
+13 Evercore is open Edit: and you're giving me MS, why? You're coming here to see if apps are open -- if you have a problem with me trying to help people know where to apply, GFY. RecoveringInvestmentBanker
+13 "itsanumbersgame" Executive Recruiting, Residential Real Estate Agent, Medical Sales. ![ Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎
+13 You sound like a bitter nerd. pequiteer
+13 Out at sea, he can't say no. Because of the implication RunTheJuuls
+13 "for a friend" lol 6969
+13 To be fair, there wasn't anything on Wall Street Oasis that told him not to do that particular thing idaho
+13 Sounds like you're a nerd who got dinged by all the banks. Good luck in your PWM internship this summer Cornelius iggs99988
+13 Can we report/flag this guy? I'm worried he's going to do something one day. canas15
+13 He got "a small loan of a million dollars" Ash Ketchum
+13 WF must've had their employees create dummy accounts for the database and gave themselves 100% I'm actually a squirrel
+13 No, you failed and now urine trouble! 6969
+13 "Presto732" What's your favorite excel function?? F1 Pump and Dump
+13 https://www.therampageonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/IMG_2095.jpg</a" alt="thoughts and prayers" /> Live look into Republican HQ as we mourn the 18th and 19th school shootings of 2018. Alt-Ctr-Left
+13 Former Wells Fargo Employee* teddythebear
+13 if you've already discovered that JLL is great for REIB you might as well throw Sperry Van Ness and Marcus & Millichap onto that list prospie
+13 Yes, probably. But you should stop calling it "shit." CalvinC
+13 This is too perfect. Can we just make PrestigeCaller 2018 member of the year right now? We don't even need the remaining 11 months. BobTheBaker
+13 You seem to have accidentally taken the stock from WoLagu SfgulGA. Common mistake around here, Lloyd. Have your analysts take another look. Thx CisSiberianOrchestra
+13 you know you're a dick when you walk into a gay bar and start yelling homophobic/racist insults. PE_Reaper
+13 Personally, I think it's a GREAT IDEA. Playing LASER TAG while shooting up BLACK TAR HEROIN has to be one of life's greatest pleasures. 6969
+13 Just saw LeveragedSellout is back. Clear sign we're nearing the top. More Leverage
+13 I am terrified of losing a possible deal to these guys in the future. Can you imagine going back to IC? MonkeyWrench
+13 Inferno by Dan Brown - Convinced me that overpopulation is at the root of most problems faced by society RxGonGivItToYuh
+13 Join Tobin & Company, I heard the founder is always on the hunt for keeners like you IBSlayer
+13 I'm just surprised you got any offers at all considering you say things like "Greetings" and "Uprising Junior" Les Grossman
+13 Never allow your friends to ride on the sick forex trading algorithm that you have created that can net you endless streams of gains. pinata123
+13 probably none, because it'd be boring as shit thebrofessor
+13 "I know it's the fourth of july, but pls help put this deck together EOD - but have some fun later. thx" TheBuellerBanker
+13 I cringe every time I see somebody refer to anything/everything as a "hack" or, even worse, "life hack." Hugh Myron
+13 Yes thekeyofgflat
+13 No it doesn't look great on paper. It looks shit on paper. Nothing is as unfair as total equality. afe9
+13 Seems like you have a decent shot at a Bulge Bakery. Your chances would depend entirely on which group you interview for (i.e. pastries, cakes, bread). Maybe think about first aiming at capidough markets. Max Heiliger
+13 United's new seating chart https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C9D393kVwAAdTRX.jpg</a" alt="image" /> Sil
+13 It makes you a giant douche. This supersedes 1-5 TheBuellerBanker
+13 ENTJ, like seemingly everyone else at my firm (consultants LOVE their MBTIs) aspiringchimp
+13 I would imagine that hitting 30 (or adulthood, whichever comes last) is going to hit you like a ton of bricks. DickFuld
+13 Here you go: AllDay_028
+13 I can't fucking wait for these threads to stop. thebrofessor
+13 No way! I couldn't guess that. I'm already regretting posting this topic. JackTheBad
+13 "Sorry Brian, but after careful consideration and discussions with many qualified candidates, I've decided to go with another headhunter..." Hugh Myron
+13 "You have to Greece the pan before you fry the PIGS" TorontoMonkey1328
+12 Yes it reads AI heavy but directionally the point he’s making is substantive to the overall conversation. Intern in RE - Other
+12 Max out your accidental death and dismemberment insurance, then you all good lenoxhillrunner
+12 Our MD called at 9:45 p.m. on a Thurs night because a client might consider a transaction in the next 18–36 months. He asked for a “light five-pager” by breakfast. Anonymous Monkey.
+12 In SF, the family used to own somewhere between half a dozen and a dozen properties. Today they’re down to three, and two are in trouble. Managing Director in RE - Comm
+12 One of their VPs has been looking around for a new gig for a while now. Hope it works out. Tough job market, especially at that level. Crimson_
+12 27 y/o Europeans from hec bocconi escp with 10 off cycles please fuck off back home, and no I'm not being salty  Intern in IB - Gen
+12 yo what are we doing gang...just sleep with your md and be done with it Intern in CB
+12 Everyone in real estate knows Brandon never seemed especially interested in the business and came into it with every advantage. Berkeley12
+12 Don’t listen to the guy above, go with option D Intern in IB - Gen
+12 Very few add value, I was at a lesser known shop and most were morons with no college degree and spelling/grammer mistakes in emails at a NYC firm. Ahem, it is "grammar".  valueaddbro
+12 BoA bankers catching strays in every thread lmao VP in PE - LBOs
+12 Might as well see if you can get into Eaton too while you're at it lmao John.Sa.
+12 Here's my two cents as someone from one of the B's and many friends across all of the MBB.   Associate Consultant in Consulting
+12 If you're looking at this as a long term career, make sure you're actually interested in the legal aspects of RX. 10x Leveraged
+12 Mods should take down some comments it’s disgusting that people are saying some of these things about some 23 year old analyst who did nothing wrong. Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+12 I heard a UBS analyst advocating for "protected sleeping hours" of 4 hours each night! These people who think they are perfect little angels must be FIRED and BANNED from the industry. lucien_de_montclair
+12 There are better jobs, with better pay and work life balance. Don’t be pulled into the vortex of fake banking prestige. It’s prestigious because it’s kept behind a very high gate. banker_dangler
+12 Sorry to hear that you are feeling so unhappy at the moment. Tamara_S
+12 There’s a reason they keep getting hired. It’s because the average American IQ is so low that there is somehow a shortage of people smart enough to write formulas in excel and make slides look pretty  Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+12 At some point this has to be considered fraudulent transfer given the comp to fees generated ratio these MDs have Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+12 Pornhub ain’t doing it with the jerk off material today, huh? Associate 2 in Consulting
+12 You spent "ages in banking" and have somehow arrived at the conclusion that the majority of M&A transactions are value-generative? Research Analyst in HF - Other
+12 Conceptually, you should compare the two based on a high level understanding of the major drivers of comp. If we fiat that base is roughly similar at senior levels primary vs. Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+12 I interviewed for this role a few months ago. Made it all the way to the final round but did not get the offer because my "tone was too casual" and "maybe needed more experience". Financial Rep in AM - Other
+12 Update: almost a year later. I made this post extremely nervous because I wasn't in any clubs at Stern and believed everything that's said about not being able to get a job without being in a selective club etc. datsun4
+12 Me and my white retarded friends all placed so id say pretty good Prospect in IB-M&A
+12 Looks like someone (analyst 1 accurate title? lol) doesn’t know how to properly interpret 13F filings. As a biotech specialist, I can assure you none of these funds are up nearly as much as your calculations. Benson Says
+12 Unpopular opinion maybe but don’t think it’s a bad thought. Not enough people nowadays have gotten a stiff punch to the face and think they can say anything with no consequences. Barney_Stinson
+12 People who would say this do not know what IB hours would do to their health, friendships, relationships etc. DadJokesAreOverrated
+12 readthe10k UCTreeHugger
+12 Start an LLC. Now you're an entrepreneur, not unemployed. You tried to do some consulting work or chase some deals, but the market is tough and you're looking for something more stable.  CRE
+12 This is purely what I would do, but everyone is different. odog @digitalimmortality.com
+12 Lmao brother it's more common than dating guys your own age at this point in any large metropolitan city. So so so common. More than half the girls on my rotation have a sugar daddy or something similar. FinanceConnoisseur
+12 I saw this question in a 'what to ask your interviewer' recommendation guide. Good to know it's as awkward as it sounds. Outrun
+12 Pick your poison from UBS TMT / M&T. Intern in IB - Gen
+12 Why does this career path attract so many autistic prospects? Associate 1 in PE - Other
+12 IsItREPE
+12 We use it and we churned from it after ~1 year. The platform is the most overhyped piece of shit I've ever used. Total hype from a nepo founder... literally  SundayScaries2323
+12 nah he's completely right. It's not whether you would sit at a moniter for 60 hours a week reading 1000 pages of equity research & filings a day for free. No one outside of the aspiest of aspies would do that. kpx5ar4SSW
+12 that careerxl dudes the sleeziest guy on social media lmao never seen him make a positive post brungad
+12 OP here.  Prospect in Risk Mnmgt
+12 Because of how few banking spots there are in Canada and how much harder it is for immigrants to get those spots (vs the US where they don't give af about anything other than whether you can make the bank money), there are Director in IB - Gen
+12 I get your premise I just don't like the framing. Clinton was moderate and great at selling right-leaning fiscal policy to lefties and libs. theooran
+12 On a typical winter day, I tend to wear the skin of those poor souls that failed to break in. Tyrant Lizard King
+12 It's worse on the corporate side.  Non-technical people are empowered and any idea they have can be turned into a professional and well-thought-out-appearing analysis. Principal in CorpStrat
+12 Don’t underestimate the politics here. In my group, a single VP (our staffer) has a ton of clout with the MDs and basically buckets everyone single handedly. Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+12 You are not allowed to answer this one. ntcons
+12 Read the whole thing thinking Equity Research lol Prospect in HF - Other