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+13 YMMV but I find that people tend to gravitate towards the firm that actually gives them a job offer Developer in RE - Comm
+13 That's obviously annual bonus don't be retarded Intern in PE - LBOs
+13 CS sponsors and LFO&R, BAML lev fin (possible REGL, too), Citi M&A or industrials. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+13 Jesus christ this site can be so toxic. This is a 16 year old kid asking a question so instead of being condescending and insulting them, give them some actual help chatmonchy
+13 Thanks for the insight prospect. How old were you in the last downturn? 8? maineiac42
+13 I mentioned not wanting to work in manufacturing or freight anymore because of the long, unpredictable hours during my IB interview and the Senior MD interviewing me goes “do you know what Investment Banking is?” MarthaStewartsAFelon
+13 Not a nice way to talk about VPs VP in PE - LBOs
+13 "Twizzzz" To start, I believe the “total COVID deaths” is severely inflated financeabc
+13 What have I just read? Alex DeLarge
+13 Nah man, and I'm saying this as one of your "rivals". Bain is an excellent place to work. Who cares about what two other firms did if it doesn't actively harm you? BeautifullyConfused
+13 How many lockers did you get stuffed in during your time in high school? browniverson
+13 no matter what race you are, you can SHAVE your head and become a BUDDHIST MONK 6969
+13 I’ve tried Lazard and Evercore - they’re not budging. I’m not gonna bother with Moelis as I know how exclusive they are. Do you have any boutiques in mind? Aaleon
+13 Last year my group had an intern with a huawei phone so nobody added him to the groupchat and he was the only one to not get a return offer, be careful Intern in IB - Cov
+13 Fuck you Intern in IB - DCM
+13 I think many believe that race should not be a factor in admissions. autonomous
+13 There is a 0% chance they have that many kids going into front office IB MMBanker14
+13 Bro you should probably just not take the job since you dislike them so much Analyst 2 in PE - LBOs
+13 University of Pennsylvania dutchduke
+13 were you boning her Intern in IB-M&A
+13 wow, no one's ever thought of this before on wso; congrats you pioneer of intellect User45
+13 the jawdropping results: never go on a date famejranc
+13 'skills it develops and exit ops' we know bro, we all just wanna be rich here Prospect in IB - Cov
+13 It's not remotely possible if you're the type of person that doesn't read the very short original post..... NoEquityResearch
+13 Ex Summer 2019 Citi interns who didn't get the return punching the air rn BankingChimp2
+13 Ergo Clears, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. r3v
+13 What benefit do you get from revealing the identity of OP’s bank? If you can’t contribute and answer his question, just don’t comment Prospect in IB-M&A
+13 boo hoo you didn’t get to go to Canada in the midst of a global pandemic that sucks! Partner in Other
+13 Another strong move from these guys before many of the other major banks. Just goes to show the trajectory that we've been seeing for the last three years. Associate 3 in IB - Cov
+13 Lehman brothers signals that you enjoy going down ;) Intern in IB-M&A
+13 dude can you imagine being a small business owner? their revenue just went to zero, I think you'll survive working from home for a while anno_2
+13 chill out buddy, just extend your graduation and you’ll have another shot at internship recruitment next year Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+13 How tall are you? eatmybananas
+13 Hu Xijin
+13 https://media1.giphy.com/media/2sXMRvMcCzSpEFrC9B/giphy-downsized.gif" alt="corona" /> Jamie_Diamond
+13 delete Anonymous Monkey
+13 "I'm a fuckin boss now" - Student/Prospective Monkey Anonymous Monkey
+13 lol, if I were a CEO and an intern missed a call with me because he was passed out, I'd rescind it too. don't get me wrong, I've done stupid things - these are life lessons. s.ratnasw
+13 This was from another thread. Apparently, one intern left 4 weeks earlier than his internship was supposed to end to go take a trip with his friends. He got a return offer and they offered to pay for his MBA BillMurray
+13 Just send it. BoBandy
+13 it makes me laugh, people who have time to troll in the comments should be the ones asking the questions runwithdabulls
+13 that Moelis md is such a dick... why cripple the guy's finance career over such a trivial email. Macro Arbitrage
+13 They're mad about the lack of diversity. They wish there could be more POOR minorities. GS_Diversity_Analyst
+13 Yes and it’s because Essex is a pool of unqualified cheap labor that can easily commute into London. Pan European Monkey
+13 I will be voting for Donald J. Trump. itsanumbersgame
+13 Cheat Sheet Intern in PropTrad
+13 I literally cannot believe this news is real. Just goes to show that anything can happen and that we should all be grateful for the time that we have on this planet Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+13 Big words are for amateurs. If you're not using cliches in every other sentence then you're not seeing the forest for the trees. HighlyClevered
+13 You can't meet her in the lobby? ebitdurrrr
+13 OP -- If you are very attractive (or even just attractive by the standards of someone who's sitting in the office 80 hours a week), that could easily explain the better reception. DickFuld
+13 Whoops, did you forget to post on anonymous? lol Intern in IB - Gen
+13 Hey guys, I'll be studying gender in college and was looking at careers for gender studies majors. browniverson
+13 If you really think Drake > Kendrick, then you sir, are an imbecile and the conversation ends here. Analyst 2 in RE - Comm
+13 Woah I was following along just fine no need to raise your voice. Jamie_Diamond
+13 No. Drugs for fun are worth it though. GoldenCinderblock
+13 Is the "IbD sUmMeR aNaLySt 2020 aMa" the new "I aM dEePlY hUmBlEd AnD aStOuNdEd To ReCiEvE ________ offer" post???? You might be into something here cloutape
+13 this sounds like a fortune cookie AndyLouis
+13 Change GPA on resume to a 2.4 and put it in bold with larger font than the rest of the text. Pretty much guanteed to get no interviews. Works at Bank of America Merrill Lynch
+13 Title: As2 Rank: Mid? Bank type: Canadian (NYC office) Bonus: $150 % Cash: 90% Base: $175 (moving to $200) Sweatybanker
+13 I can confirm that there are 3 behavioral questions. You get 60 seconds to prepare and you get 3 chances to submit the video. EKozakowski
+13 In America is is not only customary but looked favorably upon when you have to use a urinal choose the one closest to the person already there. C.R.E. Shervin
+13 Nah not really. Kid wasn’t funny. W102
+13 https://media1.giphy.com/media/l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS/giphy.gif" alt="surprised" /> Corporate Raider
+13 CIA if I got to do something fun like come up with cost-effective strategies for toppling hostile governments/filthy communists. m_1
+13 "George_Banker" Who cares what poor people think? based and bourgeoisie-pilled famejranc
+13 Because most accountants are dry, boring, and stale as f**k. Very risk averse, and by the book type of people. StrapYourBoots
+13 Two chicks at the same time texag1020
+13 Pussy is one hell of a drug... Pizz
+13 So was the title of this question supposed to be a call to us for action? Anonymous Monkey
+13 You could argue that they diminish to the point of being negative. Can't count the number of times I've looked at work I did at 3 am the night before and wondered what I possibly could have been thinking. FellowTraveler
+13 Magic pequiteer
+13 "1st Year Analyst in Investment Advisor " I blame There's your real problem. GoldenCinderblock
+13 ... SolidIce
+13 "InVinoVeritas"I look forward to the whole system collapsing, which is inevitable. CRE
+13 "Isaiah_53_5" Months of interviews, 20 letters of recommendation, 10 page essay, full physical and psychological tests, IQ test, and a final takenotes08
+13 Ops roommate is banging all the girls op wants to bang premia
+13 That's management projections for you. the_G
+13 "Mike-M11" Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate. TechBanking
+13 when you land that "analyst program" at Tobin and Co TheGoober97
+13 Incoming Thought Leader, Growth Hacker and Chief Diversity Officer finbrah
+13 I like how you come here with a stupid fucking problem, only to figure it out and not share the solution. Net Work
+13 Managing Directors... who don't understand... the use of an ellipses... Keyser Söze 123
+13 "Yasuke" sry for the monkey shit, legit accident... lol Subject: NP More Leverage
+13 Work in PE now ogofnyc
+13 . Mogul Khan
+13 No, Wharton is no longer a good business school. Unfortunately the only notable alumni from the school are c-suite executives, presidents, hedge fund guys, and top tier consultants. Forex Swings
+13 BB&B is second tier. Everyone knows it's Crate & Barrel or bust kakaman
+13 About tree fiddy reformed
+13 Somehow I doubt that's changed hedgehog9
+13 Anonymous Monkey
+13 So, in other words, not 100% across the board. short_round
+13 Worse. My wife won't leave; even with half. Shaun-Mullins
+13 liquor stores Marti Kahn
+13 People like you fascinate me. In the face of a mountain of evidence, you will go on believing this because actual idiots on twitter or TV tell you to. edd_L
+13 Bezos will launch an exhaustive search for eligible new wife candidates from all over North America, only to settle on two mistresses from Northern Virginia and New York City. VolatilitySmile
+13 weird flex but okay funding_SECured
+13 I think fit will be a significant factor. Blake w Mitch and Murrary
+13 I still prefer reading books in print over audiobooks/e-books. There's just something about the smell of the paper I like. OttoReadmore
+13 Sweet. Fuck you. Red banana Wagon
+13 You've always liked really attractive women? No kidding? Thought you were into really ugly women only. CHECK6