Highest Ranked Comments

+13 Omg you’re in ib you’re so fucking cool. Fucking dumbass. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+13 and you have professors still claiming markets are efficient  Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+13 Make sure to ask for her boyfriend’s opinion first  Intern in IB - Gen
+13 Don't understand how you "lose your purpose" because you're only putting in 40 hours a week instead of 80. Time to find a hobby.. MajorKey
+13 Natural Light Cash is Trash
+13 Expect it to be a 110 hr week if you want a true moelis experience calvincoolridge
+13 70% Trippy Taco
+13 It's not even the same. fvckthisbs69
+13 Now he can claim they had an economic rebound under a Biden administration. His pandemic response has been agenda driven since day 1. I don’t know why this is a surprise. equityresearch99
+13 “I’m so cool but every other wannabe investment banker at my school is a loser except me I’m very cool and normal and special. Also I’m too dumb to get into a good college” Prospect in IB-M&A
+13 How do people that have this kind of questions get offers for SA at a BB in NYC?.. Kevin25
+13 That's a sweet life. I am adequately jealous. You should probably tell whomever you marry what you're really worth though - starting a marriage with a lie is a good way for it to end with one too. CRE
+13 Oh god here we go.. 8 years of republicans crying over the black guy becoming president, 4 years of democrats crying over trump.. xiaochengopalbatista
+13 I am currently working with some professors on trying to prove that jacking off cures hangovers. pigsisstupid
+13 Tuition lol. Y’all lucky NA in IB-M&A
+13 Dumbass you used Sweden as an example against lockdowns. Now look at their case numbers compared to other Nordic countries. You were wrong idiot.  VP in RE - Comm
+13 ok boomer Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+13 My GF wants birth control pills... which is weird, since we are waiting for marriage. Intern in RE - Comm
+13 Stop womplaining about your problems and tell him very nicely to stfu. iercurenc
+13 A comment so you can monkey shit me twice. iercurenc
+13 US Politician NorthernAmerican
+13 *Moelis LA has entered the chat* Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+13 bruh we know this is about you, you posted anonymously you don't have to claim its your friend Prospect in Other
+13 We need more informative posts from members like these and less "what bschool can I get into" and "breaking into banking" nonsense. Kudos. BobTheBaker
+13 Also forgot to quote this gem: "“Some people play golf. Some people play tennis. I work,” Mr. Harris said in a rare interview in September—" calvincoolridge
+13 Low effort Intern in IB - Gen
+13 Aaleon nything I can do to come out of my shell in that regard?  psychedelics irie
+13 "LiquidCashGirl" HACK 2) When you finish work earlier than expected but your boss isn’t expecting it until the AM, set up a eloquence
+13 TargetButStillPlebeian
+13 lol I guess you gotta have somewhere to house all these "anyone got moyer distressed debt pdf they can share?" threads that pop up every week I'm actually a squirrel
+13 What's a "Hedge Fund - Equity Hedge - Director" doing throwing staplers at IB associates? NuclearPenguins
+13 I don't think you've been out with any girls.... Intern in IB - Gen
+13 I'm in 8th grade at a semi-target middle school (3.9 GPA), which target high school will be my best path to being a teller at evernote or lizard? And should I wear a clip-on tie or bowtie to my interviews? thanks! Prospect in IB - PubFin
+13 AMA = Redacted I'm actually a squirrel
+13 Intern in IB-M&A
+13 No, you made it to DCM Prospect in IB - Gen
+13 Tinder. I love Tinder. I had so many fun times from Tinder. I wrote a blog about Tinder. I sold drugs through Tinder. I met my wife on Tinder. I am the American Dream. GoldenCinderblock
+13 Try to ruin our day sandals.com
+13 Terrible advise. Recipe for burnout. Focus on cultivating relationships and building a likable personality. Business School in Other
+13 Nah, "JP Goldman Stanley" is one bank, it's a boutique Trippy Taco
+13 Sounds like excuses to me sandals.com
+13 And then he gets to fuck the whole team Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+13 weird flex dude givenchy_lion
+13 Honestly this comment is mad cute. Hope u excel in life. Prospect in IB-M&A
+13 Not that cool IMO. Would go to San Diego and spend some time at Coronado / La Jolla / Encinitas instead. You could also do Disney in the same trip. About a 1.5 hr drive meep11
+13 They are dangerous, mentally ill, violent, aggressive, and abuse drugs and alcohol if you give them money. 6969
+13 No, both paid jobs YungMonc
+13 yeah because america is obviously the only country in the world suffering from corona. ffs, americans just love living up to the stereotype of being stupid, self-centered, and close-minded people. FreakishlyAwesomeGuy
+13 >catholic >wasP Lol Associate 2 in Acct - Other
+13 Honestly though, it's absurd how many people on this thread are asking for the questions. Prospect in IB - Gen
+13 I don’t know you, but I can guarantee that I know your life is worth far more than a career. If you need to talk, reach out to someone. If you’re the age of a SA, your story isn’t even written. Not even the prologue. Prospect in Other
+13 Bro, everyone did the hirevue lol. JebronLames
+13 I love watching people comment on controversial topics on LinkedIn and commit career suicide. Big4please
+13 HR forgot they called me yesterday to reject me and called me again today to reject me LOL we love a double rejectiongoldman rly letting me down easy here... Prospect in IB-M&A
+13 Aerotyne International is a cutting-edge tech firm out of the Midwest, awaiting imminent patent approval on a new generation of radar equipment. Phat Nuts
+13 If the interviewer doesn't comment on them, they may have just been distracted. Make sure you kindly point out that they are Tom Fords. LeonTree
+13 Who else has an unhealthy obsession with refreshing and opening up this forum. At this point I have it bookmarked on my browser. I wish they didn't make us wait over the weekend :( monkey234234
+13 Simplest answer: Doing shit you don’t want to do. Whatever007
+13 A true patriot would rate BofA as the top bank in the USA! Prospect in S&T - Equities
+13 dont be a bitch SFBanker123
+13 10 years old for sure CashForGold
+13 UGLYLIVESMATTER Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+13 "NESCAC" I bought my mother a Canada Goose jacket so she can fit in with all the basic white chicks. Going Concern
+13 Wait you guys are still having sex after marriage?? ThatGuyBalls
+13 New Excel sheet if anyone's interested Teller in Other
+13 jesus christ dude SFBanker123
+13 Hmm, user name checks out Developer in RE - Comm
+13 He doesn't have either offer yet. HEY GUYS SHOULD I TAKE KKR OR BLACKSTONE FOR 2026 START DATE Intern in IB - Gen
+13 Didn’t know you were living out in Flushing Ralph Lauren
+13 Just wanted to provide additional color on the situation. HR reached out to interns this morning (NYC Office) clarifying whether or not they are cleared to work (hinges on whether their I9 verification cleared or not). Evanech
+13 Bruh IslandBD
+13 Liberals. Usually give that shit to my dogs. Liberal_Slayer
+13 Your mom OnlineMoneyMan
+13 They filed a Chapter 11. Brooks Brothers isn't disappearing. They'll get bought out by someone and be restructured. Pescepescetarian
+13 The fuck is an "LGBT bank" lmao Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+13 When he said, “I’m not Jamie Dimon”, you should have said, “yeah, and with that attitude you never will be!” Haha NoseGoes18
+13 @badmonkey5" Thank you for your service. earthwalker7
+13 the fact that people automatically believe random screenshots is just appalling, what happened to evidence and investigations? Intern in IB - Cov
+13 Yeah because computer science is harder than finance.. Associate 2 in Acct - Audit
+13 Jesus, he should be arrested for just wearing that tie in the ABJ article. LeveredBetaBoy
+13 It's the version with blastoise Esuric
+13 Qatalyst's transactions page is like the list of marquee tech deals. RecoveringInvestmentBanker
+13 so what is it then you pansy GoldenCinderblock
+13 It's cuz instead of chairs, they make everyone sit on exercise balls to work on their core Business School in IB - Gen
+13 Let's just rename it New Haven Community College. That'll do the trick. User12452534521345
+13 Anyone asking this question has clearly never worked in retail. I worked retail part time job in college. $120,000 isn't enough. CRE
+13 Hey what do you think you're doing? I'm the real richard Richard.3
+13 fucking liberals RE-PE
+13 As funny as this thread is, I think it could be a bit of a wake up call to the young adults who have the “Wharton > GS > KKR” mindset. Yes, it’s prestigious and a path that few can follow. Associate 2 in Acct - Other
+13 .. Intern in IB - Gen
+13 "GoodwinMog" just started routinely breathing thebrofessor
+13 Pouring salt on the wound Intern in IB - Gen
+13 Thank you for that statement captain obvious Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+13 if u can predict a recession, u dont have to worry about job security because u'd make a killing. stop speculating like a bitch and just work ur ass off Whiskey5
+13 Great now we have posts about discussing the rankings of rankings. Prospect in IB-M&A
+13 Deleted Intern in IB - Restr
+13 Jefferies CEO on PJT email: Moral BS, "this is inhumane" (which it was) and other IG selling tactics Jefferies CEO on Clawbacks: wERe OnLy SuInG tHe FiRm CaNTOr. hypocritttttt Prospect in IB-M&A
+13 "Corpbanking" one or two allowed WFH days per week would be perfect and a boost to the value proposition of a life as a young banker Prospect in Other
+13 can somebody let this guy know what sarcasm is swingandmiss777
+13 YMMV but I find that people tend to gravitate towards the firm that actually gives them a job offer Developer in RE - Comm