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+13 lordxenu33 Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+13 When_the_Pawn Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎 When_the_Pawn Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎
+13 So, this is a great question, and one that more people should probably think about earlier in careers tbh. redever
+13 Speaking as member of Gen Z, this shit is hilarious. jackdags
+13 Eh. I respectfully disagree. Bankers just have to change the way they pitch and make decks more efficient, and to a lesser extent use better technology. Synergy_or_Syzygy
+13 Interesting topic so I'll chime in -- what I think most people miss (and what you're alluding to in your post) is that they don't really think too in-depth. Here is what I mean: do you ever think differently?  Corner Jump Capital
+13 Both firms are pretty much the same in terms of ability to get exit opps, name brand, etc. Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+13 wol21 Black Lives Matter, The organization found by a self-proclaimed Marxist who wants to destroy family values? Pescepescetarian
+13 An extra layer of protection can never hurt, as some of us have posted here long enough that there is enough identifiable information that a really dedicated lunatic could piece together and track you down, if they really Associate 3 in PE - LBOs
+13 Harvard considers 84% of the African-Americans they accept to be "wealthy", according to their own internal documentation (Don't ask me what wealthy means, I'm just using their own words). Prospect in IB - Restr
+13 . Prospect in IB-M&A
+13 I don't think anyone's saying that the analyst deserves to be petted on the head despite their mistake, but this VP's email reeks of pure insecurity. Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+13 These were my questions: 1. Stand up. Why are you wearing shorts? What does that say about your work ethic? Prospect in IB - Gen
+13 Block her and delete everything. Have a friend on standby to always stop you from contacting her. Delete and keep everything about her out of your life or reach. Seriously, do not contact her. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+13 I don't think people realize choking in gymnastics is significantly more dangerous than choking in basketball/football/golf??? Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+13 I supported withdrawing from Afghanistan when Trump announced it last year.  I guess everyone is now pretending that never happened to own the libs.  Anonymous Monkey
+13 Did you do the interview? Do you mind telling us what those 4 questions are? Thanks a lot bro goodluckkkkkk
+13 chimpnotsimp
+13 I should have specified. They were both using the app specifically to avoid knocking up their girlfriends.  pappymason
+13 In reality, since ranking these is basically splitting hairs: Evercore=PJT>Centerview=PWP=Lazard=Moelis NY Good luck! Fallen_Angel
+13 WallStreetOasis.com i don't know if this is a feature or a bug, but when people post snarky anonymous comments it reveals their username to the person they replied to. CisSiberianOrchestra
+13 move fast. Whenever your around GS people. literally walk faster, run faster, sometimes you gotta get down and slide to them.  Dance faster, shit faster, eat faster, fart faster. The whole 18 yards Shadow Dong
+13 Intern, concern yourself with getting into the field first before you throw rocks at others glass houses. https://media3.giphy.com/media/xT0xeDDuJhwcJgLfEI/giphy.gif" alt="angry birds sling" /> Richard.3
+13 LONG LIVE MY KING WEINBERG Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+13 In the not too distant future: Hey I was just born this morning. How do I get a job in IB? kiara24
+13 How to DISRUPT and REVITALIZE a RETAIL SPACE: 6969
+13 DB cannot catch a break man RBCNOTBB
+13 He's in FiDi and his coworkers are in Jacksonville. DB Compliance confirmed lol "investment banker". I'm actually a squirrel
+13 This is a FAKE LinkedIn profile with the goal of having you monkeys click the link to track your REAL LinkedIn profiles. Ruleof72
+13 City: Houston Bank: Jefferies Group: Energy Intern class Size: 5 Summer Analysts, 2 Summer Associates Offer rate: 7/7, 100% Base: tbd Signing bonus: tbd Intern in IB-M&A
+13 Id be willing to work MF PE hours for 2 years for an offer  Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+13 Haha “Limited Edition” - as if Steve has his own mint churning these things out on a regular basis and there is a “standard” edition. Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+13 Lol you are definitely the biggest loser on this forum Business School in IB - Gen
+13 People who voted Democrat are now seeing what that actually means. Shaynepunim
+13 If you're thinking about those, you may as well go with those gucci loafers with the fur coming out the back. You will be your MD's favorite analyst. Hands down. Negative Rates Ghostrider
+13 What bank, lol I'm still trying to find a spot Analyst 1 in Other
+13 AndyLouis
+13 Not the OP, but just wanted to thank you for taking the time to show some compassion. Industry would be a lot better if there were more people like you in the ranks  Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+13 No, you're retarded* Laowai666
+13 Finish the remaining 7 weeks  IncomingIBDreject
+13 Prestige Worldwide and require all the analysts to wear black leather gloves throughout the day.  Greg Gregson
+13 You do $50 dollar deals lol. Intern in RE - Comm
+13 sounds like you read into things too much. itsanumbersgame
+13 Fuck GS all my homies hate GS LaCroixFiend
+13 Ed, Edd n Eddy Dick Steele
+13 Cause you guys work half the hours of banking Prospect in IB - Gen
+13 I think we all know the answer.  Mephistopheles
+13 IB Analysts are overwhelmingly beta male cucks. No way they would have the balls to do this Analyst 1 in AM - Other
+13 Im going to need a full time intern to tackle the amount of PMs I got. ChangedMyName
+13 Ben Shapiro show (The daily wire) Ben is a good political commentator and he doesn't praise Trump all the time and calls him whilst still being a good conservative thinking. 12468086
+13 Greenhill put all the analysts on a call and told them to more or less stfu. Then said no spot bonuses... lovely Analyst 2 in IB - Restr
+13 That's fucking stupid, all we do is fucking algebra.  You don't want to work at a place that cares about your college GPA anyways, bunch of self-important douchebags. Count_Chocula
+13 Feels good to be going to Gugg Prospect in IB-M&A
+13 Intern in IB-M&A
+13 You want diversification? Rush2112
+13 Make huge promises in a South African accent...... Port Ricky
+13 Saying white boy like that is racist. Could you imagine if someone said "black boy" kjwsjhdeoweioefnqeibqo
+13 I sure hope not, my fiancé is a NY 10 and a Florida 7 Anonymous Monkey
+13 Probably doesn't matter because once you renege on one, the other bank will probably pull their offer when they find out what a moron you are. Intern in IB - Cov
+13 Take a practice test, genius. inkybinky
+13 This. Associate 2 in IB-M&A
+13 it is possible that he is frighteningly ugly, and thus has lower standards. IRRection
+13 Dude, your mom totally got piped by the grocer. earthwalker7
+13 One of these is not like the others Prospect in Other
+13 Anxiety Intern in S&T - Other
+13 You don't give a fuck yet you need a bunch of WSO simps to tell you that always wearing black is okay what an absolute weirdo Prospect in IB-M&A
+13 What I want in a girl? My penis. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+13 EV / Retards seems like a good place to start wrt valuation. Someone get me some comps on Reddit / FB / Twitter ASAP. Analyst 1 in PE - Other
+13 Probably gonna come out that ol' Billy, being the semi-autistic, self-righteous billionaire tech nerd that he is, has been fucking 3rd world pre-teen boys on Epstein island. Associate 2 in IB-M&A
+13 No advice but gotta say looking at the titles of your last 5 posts cracks me up man-1500
+13 0 euroquaker
+13 The only time I ever felt satisfied after accomplishing a goal was losing my virginity at 16. Something most posters on this site can't relate to HuskySized
+13 Are you insane or are you six Intern in IB - Cov
+13 Disgraceful. It's the epitome of greed for shit clubs who have fallen to the wayside to pretend that they're worthy of being in some exclusive league that they can't get relegated from. pipo1001
+13 Working on a forecast during the sale of a LMM business. CFO sends back a projected balance sheet - alone. Layne Staley
+13 CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, OAN... all of them do the same shit. Fox News even testified that no reasonable human being would believe Tucker Carlson’s words to be anything but entertainment. VP in IB - Cov
+13 At ubs...it's the same here. Want to die Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+13 Isn't WeWork in the office space? Pug
+13 WSO : the only place where the prestige level of the ivy league school you went to will ever fucking matter and have threads devoted to it shorttheworld
+13 MD's in sellside research are often referred to as analysts by those in the research industry and they often clear 500k, are you sure that's not what you read/heard? darthStrader
+13 Mate, the EU tried to do a supranational coordination for vaccines delivery, the result is that no country in Europe has them, except the UK because they left the EU. neink
+13 dear god if you don't want to use tinder and have to rely on a forum mostly composed of high schoolers you must be ugly as hell Prospect in IB-M&A
+13 Uh oh time for the upper middle class private school kids to start caring about deficit spending again.. until 2024 at least  Analyst 3+ in AM - Other
+13 Not all interns, only you Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+13 OP deleted the topic VP in IB - DCM
+13 Religion of peace! Pay no heed to these rare occurrences, they're indicative of nothing. PrivateTechquity 🚀🚀🚀
+13 AndyLouis
+13 Can someone tell me which MBA program has ugly women, no sex, a dry scene and nuns forbidding kissing. BYU or Islamabad University. Blank999
+13 Those logos look fuzzy overpaid_overworked
+13 Strike back pussy Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+13 Sounds like some Post MBA associate shit going on over here. UBSnolongeraBB
+13 Yuppie Californians who ruined their state have come to vote in the same people in Texas. Prospect in IB-M&A
+13 I'd rather have an adorable fuck-up as an intern than a hardo VP in PE - LBOs
+13 Summer Analysts aren't allowed to wear loafers? Where did you come up with this malarkey, your university finance club? I came in with gators on my feet that four people in Bangladesh died making. Jamie_Diamond
+13 Sometimes they are embarrassingly bad and worth showing to colleagues. Hope that’s not the case here premia
+13 My dick doesn't see in color. JimboGeorge
+13 you sound like a fit for LA. go there Stoo
+13 Can I buy puts on you? rumplestiltskin
+13 "It was priced in" PeRmAnEnTiNtErN
+13 He rekt you cabbagecorpIPO