+1 Hey, thanks for the feedback. I am planning to do this once in a while. Market updates might move towards LinkedIn only without dedicated posts but let's see. LevFin Lab Newsletter
+1 Honestly never quit. It took me so long to finally land IB. Not US based but still had to undergo some bad internships before that but in the end it worked out. Intern in IB-M&A
+1 spent 3y in IB and left to strategic finance once got promoted to assoc - honestly never looked back. Going to start ups is 10x harder when you get to the VP level cause of seniority / pay / perception etc. heyNK
+1 Most of the people still go to PE - but i ve seen more and more juniors do less traditional exits - which to me sounds encouraging. After 3y in BB IB i left to strat fin and honestly never look back. heyNK
+1 Then leave her? lol If it's not what you value in a partner, why would you tolerate it? The question is, do you want a more chill girlfriend or a more ambitious one? As easy as this.  GS under Blankfein
+1 Grass is not always greener but I understand your view, a lot of men just want their own personal pets. Gamer_Gravel
+1 Afueraaaa WockySlush
+1 Damn, sorry to hear this. I feel your pain. Noso101
+1 Wow, a 7k bonus target. Thanks AI! cre_questions
+1 What if you target working for a developer? This website over complicates things too often, just get in the door of what you want to do. Associate 3 in RE - Comm
+1 No idea about LDN. Applications for HK are open around August. No need for mandarin or canton. If youre Korean there is a chance you'd be assigned to Korea coverage Sales/Structuring desk. qualea
+1 Jacked Chad rower vs beta excel cuck. Hmmmmm Frodo_Walks
+1 Go grab drinks with an industrial developer you lend money to and ask him questions.  CRE
+1 I know people are mad at you and there is a truth that you gotta build your own thing, but the other thing about our industry (and why performance has been dogshit in the past few years) is the ridiculous barrier to entry 1AB
+1 I’m convinced this was written by a high school student Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+1 Associate 3 in PE - LBOs Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+1 Because comp hasn’t caught up with inflation. It’s that simple really Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+1 Late bump - bit familiar with the firm. Pretty sure it's the former, they are paid during the search and get put into CEO position with some equity after the deal. Business School in CorpStrat
+1 Possible but hard, know a few friends who’ve moved internally from their firms to the US after getting a london return. Are you from the US? Intern in IB - Gen
+1 If Elizabeth warren can do it so can u Teller in Non-profit
+1 Any SPD early last week with MASS group get a workday invite/offer yet? Incoming 2077 Possibilities Summit Participant at GS
+1 I interacted with these guys on a deal and the junior staff seemed overwhelmed. It looks like they upsized their fund quite a bit (Fund IV at $735 vs. Fund III at $405M) which is good momentum.  Notquitemytempo
+1 Not a principal yet, but I'm at a similar size fund, though MCOL location.  VP in PE - LBOs
+1 Well I as the CU alum can decide where I want to group what, prospect. As far as i'm concerned all of those schools are below Columbia  Works at JPMorgan
+1 Consulting-related opps (for junior level exits) remains open, while PE opens new doors (FP&A/CFO, corp dev, IB, return to MBB, etc.). SaaSChimp
+1 How are these comparable firms at all? Paul Allen8
+1 You will never be able to eliminate nepotism hires. They are usually less than 0.5% of seats vs. women being allocated 50% across the spectrum. Executive Director in IB - Cov
+1 it's definitely not necessary but i think the starter model ($350) with an apple pencil is definitely worth it, especially if you get a discount. bub_bub
+1 Don't get slop bowls if you are in hk, go to Food Republic (Dashidai), food court with fast options. Better than chipotle imo thehoodedarrow
+1 DEI Becky spotted ^ Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+1 Quick disclaimer: I don’t know the actual Oaktree test. But given the short time I would expect some more simplified model. Usually to test your understanding on S&U, Cap Structure and Forecast. Analyst 3+ in IB-M&A
+1 Title: P1Fund Size: $175MGeography: Tier 2 city (Boston / DC / Philly / Chicago)Cash Comp: $300k base + closed deal bonuses ($100k / platform, size-dependent for add-ons)Carry: $3.5 VP in PE - Growth
+1 she’s getting cracked buddy slime_
+1 Investing boutique hotels is a great way to loose a lot of money - my company has/had a small portfolio an we are liquidating them all at huge loses. patrick_bateman_
+1 Dude is hilarious. Wish i had a boss like him when i worked in banking. Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+1 Which part? The partnership split thing became semi-public back at NMHC (i.e., people were talking about it, but there wasn't necessarily an announcement made). VP in RE - Res
+1 …you’re asking if a massage gun is easy to use? Do you struggle with forks, too? CRE
+1 Ragebait used to be so much more believable on this site.  olafmeister
+1 4/29/2026Adding one more followup. Sarin PT
+1 It seems like you're sharing a satirical and exaggerated narrative of the stereotypical "finance bro" lifestyle, blending humor with a touch of self-awareness. WSO Monkey Bot
+1 I’ve never used Argus developer so I can’t help you there, but the interest reserve is definitely a development cost, usually either within or immediately after soft costs.  CRE
+1 I've heard apps open this fall, not sure on the exact date though tx.re
+1 Thought he meant “unmotivated” in a slightly different sense.. clickbait bro. Director in IB - Cov
+1 I'm at a non-target doing the same thing, albeit with an M&A offer. I've found that it's pretty common for TDP candidates to take a sell-side offer and renege for a Physical's spot. Spreadsheet Sasquatch
+1 Been in your shoes, started in valuation and went into banking. 1. Definitely take banking if your goal is banking. Much easier to lateral within the industry than from Val, Big 4 deals etc Doorstopper19
+1 Dude if you’re an ASO working with a partner literally he expects half of it to be error riddled  Senior VP in PE - Other
+1 GS TMT, PJT RX, CVP M&A, MS M&A, EVR M&A. Any of those 3/5. Analyst 3+ in IB-M&A
+1 People on WSO have girlfriends? Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎
+1 you'd think that retail with such poor understanding of finance wouldn't have significant enough funds to contribute. Kevin25
+1 bro, if she was working crazy long hours under stress like you want her too, she would stop being warm, cute, and sweet. the reason she's warm and sweet is cause she's chilling and not dealing with much stress. Kevin25
+1 Bump have heard everyone in the MM glaze it (ofc they are going to) but have never heard from the perspective of someone who has sat in both seats Prospect in IB-M&A
+1 what position is this for? ecm? or something different? Prospect in IB-M&A
+1 those would be the firms that actually know what they're doing. As we're seeing, it's possible to raise billions of dollars while having terrible mid level folks. And then some senior folks. 1AB
+1 Having grown up there, most of the young people that stick around after high school / college are retarded I would be miserable there after living in NYC strictly from a community perspective Associate 1 in PE - Growth
+1 https://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forum/off-topic/jpm-lev-fin-ed-accused-… Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+1 Do you come from a STEM background? Prospect in S&T - Other
+1 unironically go travel - u’ll prolly learn more. to answer ur question, it’ll only matter if you think it matters leveraged_sellout
+1 no chance this story is real Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+1 Why is this moved to off topic this should be in the IB forum GDUDs
+1 Ur fucked buschappleenjoyer1220
+1 Wahoowa buschappleenjoyer1220
+1 God you are one awesome person! Incoming Analyst in PE - Growth
+1 What does this have to do with IB? These people aren’t bankers.   Managing Director in IB-M&A
+1 Good culture overall but gets pretty intense depending on who you work with. Hours wise fairly standard for street, on higher end for DB IB teams (behind HC and IND)  Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+1 kya baat h crow0982026
+1 Am at a MM. it’s true, but the knife cuts both ways. You get more experience “in the weeds” cutting data, building the model, designing the slides. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+1 Its clearly one of the stronger LevFin groups. DB as a brand might not be the absolute best these days but if you want to do LevFin or stay in credit or cap markets its great. VP in IB - Gen
+1 Had a spd last Thursday and haven’t heard anything yet abuyopz
+1 Great roundup and helpful for businesses looking to build high-quality applications. I’d also like to suggest considering Octal IT Solution as one of the top iOS app development companies in Dubai. elianawilson
+1 Hodes Weills also got acquired last week IRRcentric
+1 Hey, really appreciate the words. Update: I got through to the next round. Meeting the senior team next week. Glad the others compensated for it. lbt1023
+1 Lol walking out to a million people bar hopping is exactly what I don’t want. Since you’re considering the move from Miami - what draws you? Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+1 some people die of thirst... others drown in it...  TLBandChill
+1 My GFs family lives closer to there so she's attracted for that reason. Personally - I'm attracted by cheaper more spacious apartments, less traffic and associated noise, and a bit less flashy Miami people. Business School in Non-profit
+1 which division? eight111
+1 Amazing she was transferred from LevFin to the commercial bank, where this behavior continued, instead of being let go and this was hid under the rug.  bateman2016
+1 Soros_
+1 At my last gig, internal ops did sometimes go rogue or simply fail to perform/refuse/pretend they didn’t hear directives from AM. It depended on the region, the AM, and the relationships in play. Covid19Brah
+1 I don’t know much about EQR, so can’t comment intelligently. Covid19Brah
+1 Congrats, the current market is tough so well done. Best of luck next week! Analyst 1 in RE - Comm
+1 Is ur mom single hairylizard233
+1 I spoke to them for an open role and their salaries are incredibly low. no wonder their DL team left for Nomura though I would have expected them to reassess their compensation approach by now gtras12
+1 I’ve got a bridge to sell you Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+1 No you can’t. You literally do not have access to the retail bank system. The only way for them to look up your accounts is to phone someone who works in that division to send it over. Associate 1 in IB - CB
+1 Haha. You will be surprised how my s*x maniacs like this exist in IB, especially 30+, single, childless ones Principal in IB-M&A
+1 Thanks GPT Prospect in IB-M&A
+1 Based on the most helpful WSO content, Nordic languages are considered less useful compared to languages like French, German, or Italian when it comes to Investment Banking (IB) and Private Equity (PE) in London. WSO Monkey Bot
+1 I just got AC. From what I can schedule its on the 8th and 22nd of May so pm if anyone is also going on the 8th s.yswww
+1 This sounds Like a porn plot, or is it just me.  faz5346
+1 You worked as a teller. I was literally able to do this whole work at a top 10 bank in commercial banking. Yet you are going to tell me you can’t do this, because again, you worked as a teller. Got it. Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+1 Probably, but that’s also where all the best opportunities and innovation is. I also think every role will eventually be what we consider tech to be now. sappy
+1 Of everything I have ever set my eyes on in this wretched site this takes the biscuit moneymaker03
+1 Based on the most helpful WSO content, there is no specific mention or evidence in the provided context about "Wall Street Discriminates" being a scam or actively deleting stories that don't align with a particular narrati WSO Monkey Bot
+1 This sounds great in paper, but 1) it's much harder to get a VP or senior associate seat at these growing firms, if there is any, as many like to promote from within, 2) you have a lot of internal backers for the future by Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+1 this is so made up.  are you kidding me?  the guy's wife found out he was cheating and in a moment of panic, he spun up some fantasy of "sex slavery" that has gotten away from him  Cardale Jones
+1 Avoid. They are always recruiting for a reason. They are a great firm to be a partner at given fund size growth, but clearly terrible place to be a junior or mid-level given their high turnover.   Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+1 The consensus on twitter/X is that she is hot and he fumbled a generational setup  Coconut1983
+1 Try and transfer to the Lev Fin team, heard they have a great culture.  PrivateTechquity 🚀🚀🚀
+1 Anonymous Monkey: DuffNpharts
+1 Congrats on girlfriend/mom! Analyst 2 in IB-M&A