Highest Ranked Comments

+18 Who cares bro? MM, UMM or MF, at the end of the day you'll still be a virgin. Abusement Park
+18 At my bank it goes like this: NuclearPenguins
+18 You made the right choice. APAE
+18 I wasn't trying to hide brother. Shaino
+18 Unfortunately your ability to competently exchange pleasantries with people you dislike is pretty key to this job (or in PE for that matter) so I would recommend you try to get good at it. Mr_Agree_to_Disagree
+18 Laugh it off? How could I laugh it off!? This man sent me into the shadow realm in front of the whole office. He embarrassed me in front of the girl I sort of had a thing for. Intern in RE - Comm
+18 "MonopolyMoney" 1.5 years after making this post, my office has officially hired a few baddies, I will report back my results. takenotes08
+18 The insecurity coming from tech is bizarre. People in finance don’t go into tech forums and adamantly defend finance over tech, I’m not sure why so many people in tech feel the need to do the opposite here. Stockerball
+18 Mandatory covid booster shot once a year SHUT UP AND TAKE IT you selfish cuck. Antibodies are a hoax just ask Dr. Fauci quick before he changes his mind expressvibes
+18 ok ok, I hear you guys...we're on it :-) WallStreetOasis.com
+18 Base pay is more or less in line across IBD and S&T at the BBs (at least at the junior level). Quaneaser
+18 I've been following recent events in Catalonia, but am no means an expert on the region. Spin Control
+18 Quit lying, it's only GS that pulls this shit because everyone always says "hurr durr Goldman is Goldman". Shit bank, shit management, shit treatment of people.  Intern in IB - DCM
+18 Why bother? He said the good ones aren’t getting high bonuses. IncomingIBDreject
+18 Please talk to a professional, a family member or a good friend about this. WSO is helpful, but there is only so much we can do to help in certain situations. C8
+18 Holy shit dude, are you that desperate for validation?  Bo Vice
+18 Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+18 I think that there are a many kernels of truth to the rant and the subsequent backlash in the comments. Sorry for the long response but here's my take. napoleon dynamite91
+18 Absolutely a positive experience and I'd recommend everyone read as much as possible from as far back as you can. Addinator
+18 I actually prefer the window seat. I've got a massive fucking bladder so I never need to take a leak on flights and I can fall asleep against the side. Plus I control the window privileges. itsanumbersgame
+18 For the same reason we elected a game show host to be President of the United States? Alt-Ctr-Left
+18 Crush the NIMBYs and build tons of housing and public transportation.  Stop wasting money on weapons and tax cuts for the ultra rich, they never have trickled down and never will.  Spend money to make public educ GeorgeSorosFinanceMaster
+18 It's prolly just an IU Kelley kid pretending to be his daughter lmao Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+18 Ahhhh peak WSO when an undergrad is here to tell us we all no longer have jobs. Remind me again, aren't you the guy saying Bitcoin is going to be world currency in the near future a couple months ago?  Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+18 Word of caution, just really know the numbers, the market, what you're doing, the exit strategy, etc before you jump in. Have owned several properties for close to 20 years. Both good and bad experiences. rickle
+18 what no pussy does to a mf Prospect in IB-M&A
+18 hans landa exotic_caramel
+18 Jar jar binks earthwalker7
+18 Tell them you are a MF PE headhunter & that your contact details are in the attached image. When they open up the attached image send a d*ck pic!! Associate 2 in ER
+18 Comparing Rothschild and LionTree to the rest of that list is criminal Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+18 This is a tried and true method. Have put my boys on this plan since i discovered it. You must follow the steps in order and to perfection so take notes: Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+18 You have to understand the broader economics of private aviation. A plane is a heavy asset. This means a couple things if you're an owner. One, you finance it. Two, you gain the benefit of depreciation. APAE
+18 Hey Ops guy, STFU Investment Analyst in HF - Event
+18 Sex is overrated, pancakes are not, believe me... EVADCFer
+18 Let’s go Brandon Intern in AM - Other
+18 Not an intern, ignore title. I am an an3 and am in the same situation as you. Don't really give a fuck though. Intern in IB - Gen
+18 Hahah you're like easily 30+ yrs old and still spend all day on WSO starting petty arguments with college kids, you're the last person anyone would take managerial advice from Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
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+18 Cap State University anabananaboat
+18 Big mistake. Never sacrifice for a woman unless you are married. Developer in PE - Other
+18 Big 6? So you must work at National Bank Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+18 Sorry if this is incoherent. I'm high. Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+18 You just wanted head from her didn't you my guy?  Pizz
+18 OP - I have spent a lot of my career looking at Indian PE firms as an allocator and know the market pretty well... Before I go on, you need to ask yourself this... What do I want in life? Jamoldo
+18 Ask people what they like to do for fun on weekends Associate 3 in IB-M&A
+18 I have followed Musk for nearly a decade at this point, and he went from noble creator to evil super genius over that same time period.  Deal Team Six
+18 First off, I think it is important to separate the successful days vs. unsuccessful. Deal Team Six
+18 Whyd this make me think of Cardi B "Look I don't dance now, I make moooney moves" streetstreeter33
+18 Just waiting for the intern/prospect to comment some shit along the lines of "bunch of pussies, if you can't take it leave IB" Senior Consultant in Consulting
+18 that's fine i usually go about 30 mins early to take a shit and rub one out, really gets you into the mood and makes you feel like you're on home ground Intern in IB-M&A
+18 “Can I PM you?” Analyst 1 in AM - Equities
+18 It's a shithole btw see this monkey shit on my post? It comes from SF Prospect in IB-M&A
+18 Why would he tell you what the questions are? You’re competing for the same role??? Intern in IB - Gen
+18 I do this everywhere except home tbh because I don't want to put my ass raw on piss stained seats. Even if they're cleaned daily, piss residue will inevitably be there on many toilets before the day ends. Intern in IB - Gen
+18 tyronejinga Ever thought about ending it all? Your life I mean. Yes joking about suicide. Super classy. Pescepescetarian
+18 I disagree. Marcus_Halberstram
+18 I constantly flip between: "I love this career" and "I want to quit and live in a Van"  Wish there was a better in between point.   PeRmAnEnTiNtErN
+18 I can’t believe people like you will make outright false claims about the macro environment on a finance forum and expect to get away with it IncomingIBDreject
+18 - What about when people realize everyone and their mom was double ordering Chips? Do new and used auto prices suddenly come down? VP in CB
+18 Literally every bank. Once you’re past the veil of 6 hour long diversity training views mandated by HR, you realize everyone is still a relatively conservative chad. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+18 I am going to ramble about my experience in the infrastructure space. Hopefully, something clicks to help you with your direction and to tell your story during networking conversations. 11A-Analyst
+18 Black, dark roast and chug it while it's still steaming hot, never breaking eye contact. Assert your dominance right there. Five Star Man
+18 This site is so full of hyperbole it’s sickening. 1) Chicago is great. Being the best is personal preference. 2) City is cold, but no more so than Boston, NYC or Philly. Blank999
+18 Nothing too cumbersome. I usually walk around with a camera strapped to my chest, and 2 smaller ones on my wrist to capture the POV of my hands. Im also never more than 5 feet from my alibi pair. soupymessy
+18 As an incoming lateral to MS, reading this makes me wanna kill myself Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+18 Love is fleeting. The internet is forever, and monkeys for generations to come will be salivating over your BB seat. OP, don’t be a fool boneappletea
+18 If your pronoun is they/them and you like skinny jeans then no, forget leg day. Anonymous Monkey
+18 I didn’t ask for dementia with a side of panic selling airline stocks... 6969
+18 My first originated deal: In an area contiguous with my firm's traditional practice area, but in a more "niche" end market. Deal was on the smaller side for my firm. TorontoMonkey1328
+18 Bring sleeping bag to office Intern in IB - Gen
+18 Impressive. Very nice. Lets see Paul Allen's speech. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+18 Those same finance meme pages used to post certain products (JUULs, La Croix, etc) with what I would assume was the same intentions (swaying opinion). GreenspanAndHam
+18 I just knew I wanted to help ppl What? Multif@mily4Life
+18 Yes.  This usually means it will happen soon although timing is pretty brutal w Labor Day coming up...  After some pleading from many members, we just scheduled this last minute to help those that need guidance a WallStreetOasis.com
+18 Congrats on your GS Internal Audit offer Prospect in S&T - Equities
+18 Because comparing what an analyst makes today vs whatever you made in the 2000/2010's is a pointless exercise lol. You sound like a bitter old man. Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+18 Bro, drop the negativity dude. Are you mad because non-target kids are getting life changing opportunities and that’s ruining the prestige for you buddy? young rookie on the street
+18 Think about it intuitively, what is EV? EV is the price you have to pay to pay off every stakeholder (i.e. Leidenschaft
+18 I’ll take a stab. apetrynamakeit
+18 What grinds my gears is VPs sending FORMATTING comments to a quick calc the MD asked for. Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+18 Three decent comments and one great story from a donor celebratory event. Then countless BS about ethnic views that let the trolls fly in. PM in HF - Other
+18 "Nothing. And I'm offended you think I'm a liar." dsch
+18 What percentage of jpm analyst make millions on the back end? Not everyone becomes pe partners. Saving $1mm before 30 (which is totally possible in IB in LCOL) means retirement is essentially funded. Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+18 If i told you that the process of sifting through random PMs on WSO, setting up follow-on calls, talking to HR to get people in, then convincing people on my team to spend time talking to you, is not worth $5,000 after tax restructuringvp
+18 So, this is an interesting post. I'll add a few observations... redever
+18 Yeah bro ur screwed with a 3.9 at a target going into sophomore year. If this is a legit post you’re gonna be screwed based on your EQ Intern in IB - Gen
+18 CS paid in line last year with BAML and BARC literally 5 months after archegos blew a $5bn hole in their balance sheet and the firm was undergoing a strategic review where everything was on the table including a sale of th Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+18 Yo shoot me an email at [email protected] so we can set up your public apology and I can introduce you to some casting directors once we make our public announcement for the podcast itsmarkmoran
+18 People value loyalty - reality is everyone is in it for themselves. VP in PE - Other
+18 WH called emergency staff meeting on 17th to address this page... #1 refused to address any of the concerns or even touch upon them that they will be fixed... Just legal  morninginnight121
+18 IncomingIBDreject Which gestures to look out for? Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎
+18 TexasIB: Remember in college when you all you wanted to do is banking, because even though you heard from your older friends in banking how much it sucked, you thought it actually sounded cool and exciting? apprentice7697
+18 Tell them you only do long only and muni bonds. Women are looking for commitment and stability. 2813308004
+18 Think the names listed already are the right idea, but to further elaborate: Peanut25
+18 In the class above me, there were 2-3 analysts who were suicidal (I mean it). Analyst 3+ in IB - Cov
+18 Makes perfect sense. Left wingers think the Supreme Court being hijacked, mass shootings, lack of universal healthcare, etc. has our country going in the wrong direction. BobTheBaker
+18 Posts like this are why there’s Citi hate. replacementsindustry17364900
+18 analysts thebrofessor
+18 I've been at two IB firms (pretty high % female) and am now at a PE firm (I'm the only female). Wanted to share my experience and advice. Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+18 Your first comment is incredubly insightful, truly. Anything else painfully obvious and of no help you'd like to add? GSP123