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+39 Probably Lehman because they got kicked off campus modestlocke9
+39 bro please stop with this "MM" or "BB" bullshit, that was only required when anon posting wasn't a thing, u can post the actual bank name and details unless you work at like a 1 person shop or some shit Intern in IB - Cov
+39 Jesus Christ, I got an aneurysm reading this TheNotoriousFIG
+39 You definitely come out better after splitting your millions among the family when your sister is also your mom. CRE
+39 What happened in Venezuela is the truest form of socialism. I quit this site because of censorship
+39 "Frieds" Notice... you said 10 AM to 2 AM. That's 18 hours. So if I work from 8AM to Midnight, that's still the same 18 hours. Bruvver
+39 Do not trust anyone who refuses to admit that part of the reason for their success is sheer, dumb luck. Some people are born on third base and think they hit a home run. Anonymous Monkey
+39 "m8" Nice anti-Trump post. CRE
+39 No, just live your own life. If you send in an anonymous tip, they won't take you seriously. If you send it in with your own name, now you're "that guy" and no one wants to work with a snitch. Associate 2 in VC
+39 literally the hottest milf at my bank is in hr and i want to be so much more than her friend earthwalker7
+39 I’m not trying to be rude but I don’t understand how this is even a point of contention. Analyst 1 in S&T - Equities
+39 Even the IB or die guy said parents > work Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+39 One of my first interviews - when it got towards the end and he asked me “do you have any questions for me”. jjwatt_469
+39 You can’t turn a hoe into a housewife  SKEET SKEET MOTHERFUCKER
+39 You are a bit late to the game buddy. My younger brother already has offers for SA 2025 from all the BBs and EBs. Prospect in IB-M&A
+39 Directors HATE this one weird trick to networking! Synergy_or_Syzygy
+39 I don't know. That's why I started the thread. Pizz
+39 No corporate law is exactly like Suits. Pre-COVID a lawyers entire day was eating hot dogs on street corners and running around town to talk to a key witness to “close” the “deal”.    SuperCashBros
+39 When I tell some people I'm going into IB, they ask me which stocks to buy. Entrepreneur Hero
+39 Babe wtf I'm not lying. You know what, fuck you. This is over. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+39 NB574
+39 I totally just checked this to make sure it wasn't my cold email circulating Thank god idaho
+39 It's an accurate statement sandals.com
+39 Glad to see Asim Qureshi get mentioned. Fuck that guy. msdixie
+39 Intern in IB - Gen
+38 Ok, a few thoughts from someone who spent a handful of years in Consulting:  Deal Team Six
+38 You seem to be trying to distance yourself from this but it’s at least partially on you for screwing over this kid lost_canadian
+38 Short answer yes Secyh62
+38 People in other white collar jobs make a living? SHOCK and HORROR. Oh the fucking calamity of the world. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+38 Enthusiastically bounce on one of the coaches at every word she says and you’ll be fine. Analyst 3+ in HF - EquityHedge
+38 "I was "the most qualified applicant they have ever seen"." You also think the stripper really liked you? Associate 1 in PE - Other
+38 neeeedhelp I can't see a good future and I have considered killing myself. Miracle1111
+38 Your pal hasn't even started his internship. How is that reliable at all. Intern in PE - Other
+38 you're not hungry enough to understand it GS under Blankfein
+38 lkfdshfkhask: johnny_quest007
+38 I'm sick of it, and you can always tell which of the analysts are going home and making these silly posts on WSO. Fugue
+38 Axe Capital Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+38 you're good - other intern sounds like a loser Intern in IB-M&A
+38 Analyst classes are now often laced with non target and dei hires    Associate 2 in IB-M&A
+38 Anonymous Monkey
+38 So she asked for a threesome with your two buddies but not you huh? justafan
+38 If you don't feel this in some way, you're prob compensating w money/career Better than compensating with gay shit like poetry and travel.  Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+38 UBS = Uve been scammed Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+38 Congrats. Another $1T of the US economy cooked and oil prices raised to historical levels because illiterate mongrels like you think war is funny. DebitSuisse
+38 Wow. Unpaid yet they grilled you as if they were hiring you as an investment director or something. What a fucking joke if you ask me. notbad4aquant
+38 Did it last year and made it to superday. Tried for junior summer this year but withdrew because I took an offer elsewhere. Snowshield
+38 Hopefully you will be fired for being a piece of $hit. Not only is it a dick move it is illegal. call the police! Anonymous Monkey
+38 We had a similar situation with the Anchorage mayoral election but deal flow wasn't changed. lucien_de_montclair
+38 It’s not as crazy as it sounds. Wall Street has actually seen organizing before. Prospect in IB - Cov
+38 thanks for putting jp morgan in parenthesis... would've had no idea what you meant by JPM Analyst 1 in IB - CB
+38 It has become clear that writing in a concise manner was not discussed at these top institutions. CanadianEnergyBanker
+38 Institutionalized family offices with full investment teams include Cascade (Bill Gates, Seattle-based), Soros, Willoughby (Dan Och), Willett (Bloomberg), Vulcan (Paul Allen), Elysium (Leon Black), Declaration (David Ruben Associate 3 in PE - Growth
+38 Solid questions i've heard: wannabebanker
+38 NEW POLL: MONKEY SHIT this post if you are enjoying your UBS GB experience, or SILVER BANANA this post if you are NOT enjoying it Analyst 3+ in IB - DCM
+38 It's the closest I get to any M&A activity though Engineer Monke
+38 Trump inherited a pretty strong economy PrivateTechquity 🚀🚀🚀
+38 I much preferred in-person superdays – both for SA and FT. Way more fun and easier to connect with the bankers when I can shake their hand instead of wave over teams. Incoming Analyst in IB - Restr
+38 Well, no more segregation and queue jumping. Welcome to the new world, compete on your own merit.  Quant in HF - Other
+38 Worked at a small boutique that was a pretty heavy hitter for its size. No HR department. Many of the Analysts would regularly do blow when going out and even do it with some of the VPs. Associate 2 in CorpDev
+38 Chin up bro, it’s still just France. It’s like being the QB of the Bears. Sure it’s kind of impressive but you’re still playing for the Bears. Associate 3 in PE - LBOs
+38 and they’re gonna type it all out again after attending😭😭 kittyygirl69
+38 When I was a sophomore in college, during one of the first real interviews I'd ever had, the interviewer asked me me to "Tell me about a time that you've told a lie". Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+38 People love to throw shade at IND/FIG for being sweatshops, but the culture in GS Healthcare is genuinely one of the most toxic and unsustainable groups and somehow escapes the same level of scrutiny. Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+38 KarateBoyImpressive pedigree..you Wharton kids get everything handed on a silver platter :P Honestly after seeing the amoun Anonymous Monkey
+38 go outside + walk around = touch grass zoo84
+38 In OP’s defense, there's an undeniable allure to Spanish women, a blend of elegance and passion that seems to captivate in a way that's distinctively different from the charm found in American women Anonymous Monkey
+38 "You can go to live in France, but you cannot become a Frenchman. You can go to live in Germany or Turkey or Japan, but you cannot become a German, a Turk, or a Japanese. Intern in IB - Cov
+38 I've heard from upperclassmen who have done the "Incoming SA" that they've gotten significantly more network requests / inmails / internship job offers during the semester (my school is within a major city). Incoming Analyst in IB - Gen
+38 i aint reading allat but shit congrats probs Assistant in Non-profit
+38 I would elevate losing ur virginity to be a higher priority than worrying abt which calculator ur firm gives u Intern in IB - Cov
+38 Judging on recent threads, it looks that men are slowly becoming the goldiggers. iercurenc
+38 Year 0 (You rn as a high schooler): touch some grass and lose virginity are TOP priorities (key to success later) Year 1: get shit faced every weekend to develop a personality and hopefully get laid Anonymous Monkey
+38 Warm weather all year round and lower CoL or Freezing cold, rain, slush and snowflake libtards ... tough choices Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+38 intense copeium lol Intern in Consulting
+38 This thread is about EBs Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+38 One would hope 6 years is enough to figure out what you're actually interested in doing.... Rabbit
+38 Congrats on oppenheimer Prospect in IB-M&A
+38 Garmin for health monitoring hexek76166
+38 Your understanding of IB resembles that of a college student, so it is easy to see why one made the assumption Bullet-Tooth Tony
+38 Natixis is dog shit, do not work here.  WaldoWei111
+38 Camondo's story is impressive. However, @ScoobyDoo12", do note that private equity recruiting in Europe is a fairly different animal than here in the States. APAE
+38 Training to fight Jake Paul Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+38 So I know four MM brokers that pull in all over a million a year. Broker 1 - Former D4 football player who had a concussion injury. He graduated in Political Science. teddythebear
+38 Heard good things about Dorsia. Hard to get a reservation though. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+38 RBC is a great bank. They've poached a ton of rainmakers recently and it really punches above its weight and manages to compete with the likes of Natixis/BMO/Credit Agricole Analyst 1 in IB - Restr
+38 Pretty callous take, and a dumb one at that. Do you think Daniel Enriquez (of GS) was just going about provoking crazies on the Q train? A dude literally just walked up to him and blasted a hole in his chest. OLB33
+38 Successful developers have the mentality that if you aren't personally driving something to completion, it isn't going to happen. CRE
+38 There are two personas who are successful in PE: Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+38 Hang in there... We all go through this. How you handle drawdowns is more important than anything for longevity in this business. PM in HF - RelVal
+38 There are a lot of awful answers ITT. I'll break it down by your points and then offer a few of my own viewpoints. AllDay_028
+38 You let a kid buy you coffee after he made an 8 hour round trip? Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+38 Raising a first fund is really, really tough no matter who you are (almost). Dingdong08
+38 Leave. Why would you want to work for someone like that? refunds_network0x
+38 I thought ppl work in IB because they like it zzzzzzzzy
+38 Consulting club at my school was having an open house type thing. I pop in, I'm a junior. Club only takes freshman & soph. Intern in HF - EquityHedge
+38 Jefferies looks like some type of African Kingdom's flag. Like if they invoked takeover rights on a developing African nation that defaulted on it's debt and became owners of the country lmao.  RollTide98
+38 Shut yo DEI ass up 😭 Analyst 2 in IB - CB
+38 1) It tends to be MM shops that allow you stay without an MBA. The MF model is really formulaic; structured processes for recruiting, intake, and exit. APAE
+38 Yes, they're highly clandestine though and pipeline candidates exclusively from Special Situations groups (in case you were wondering what those teams did).  Quant in HF - Other
+38 Holy fuck you’re insufferable  Associate 1 in IB-M&A