Highest Ranked Comments In The Last Year

+12 Because hiring someone because of their race is... get this.... racism against the people who weren't considered BECAUSE OF THEIR RACE. yupoo1
+12 Don't be weird. Carry a small notebook and a pen with you at all times. You will be told to do a list of things. Write them down. CRE
+12 I'm a bit younger than you (early 30s) but think most of my cohort in PE feel similarly jaded. PE-biz-dev
+12 Dress up to the level of the team. Take notes, ask questions jmr206
+12 TD Cowen First-Year Top Bucket 75k Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+12 insane sentence monkeyvjit
+12 Am I the only one who thinks nontarget kids are the problem? Some are chill af but there are so many more with this mentality. Associate 1 in PE - Other
+12 Met one dude who was trying to preach to me that UBS nyc is the best on the street and of course when I asked him where he was interning, he said UBS (big surprise!!!!). Intern in IB - Cov
+12 What if a dud cornball MDs from Barclays who can’t originate on massive guaranteed bonuses, hires their son? Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+12 Maple Sirup SlurperImagine people who actually work at UBS reading these threads. PM in HF - Event
+12 I would find a comment by APAE from a post on someone who graduated Penn with a 3.9 in history but no job. ProbablyEngAnyway
+12 Yes, it’s normal. Principal in PE - LBOs
+12 Have you tried chilling the fuck out? I hear that can help Abusement Park
+12 We get it OP, you suck at this job.  Investment Analyst in HF - Other
+12 I am not sure you should congratulate people for walking into cruel and unusual punishment, even more so if in M&A/M&T/FIG where it will be delivered by non-American's. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+12 For now, yes planning to stick around to MD. Someone else mentioned the two ends of the spectrum for VPs (grinder vs. cruiser). the-chosen-monkey-1
+12 I’m 30 but the women I date are not  investmentspanker
+12 Not a senior myself, but I spoke with an experienced MD I’ve got a lot of respect for on the topic. Associate 2 in IB - Gen
+12 There is always a bigger fish, my friend, and you need to get some perspective. It's 100% okay, and definitely should be the thing to do, to feel grateful about your opportunity. Intern in IB - Gen
+12 The 64th floor window Abusement Park
+12 you gotta give it to the non targets at Wells at this point they're lowkey ripping  Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+12 idk... like anything in the world it too will prove to be cyclical... i think distinguishing between long/short mkt neutral vs. long/short duration is also important... herzyherzy
+12 I feel sorry for u that u feel $4m liquid net worth at 35 is unsatisfying. You’ll never be truly happy if all youre concerned about is having more money in the bank. Analyst 1 in PE - Growth
+12 Maybe by city would be helpful as well. Could also be good to know if there were any shared interests (football, travel, etc.) between the two parties as well. What was the duration of each call? Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+12 Best I’ve seen in a while (I’m an intern) Intern in IB - Gen
+12 I would venmo a small 50k to a stranger on WSO Analyst 1 in PE - Other
+12 Goldman Stanley TMT, would need to ask Constance what hours and comp is lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
+12 I just read the lawsuit and it's a total shakedown. This whole DEI thing is being exposed for it really is, a grift How can a reasonable person complain about a pro-rated bonus while on mat leave? Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+12 It illustrates that the rent control/stabilization system is a farce and not a solution to the affordable housing problem. asmith_1
+12 I'm on the other side of this, I'm a sector coverage associate who gets 10+ of these emails a week. Here's what I'll tell you: Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+12 Wells Fargo is paradise  Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+12 _gekko Bank4L
+12 You sound like you have your head in the right place and are very reasonable. Raised the right way. Most people on here either have no empathy or simply try to be edgelords. Research Associate in AM - FI
+12 I’m a woman in hf and I can give you my opinion honestly. In hf career, you will meet a lot of big ego personalities who are more triggered by a woman who is knowledgeable and successful. Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+12 Wait has the UBS shitposting evolved into now listing all the deals they're NOT on? I'm chuckling. Associate 3 in IB - Cov
+12 Was at LEK for 46 days. My manager called me fat boy every day which I didn’t like and I think contributed to my rather speedy departure. He doesn’t like fat boys I guess. Neither did Jessica in junior high. Associate 1 in Consulting
+12 Good use of Ai slop. No one has time to read through UBS AI generated garbage, so might as well summarize it here Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+12 Most useful MBA associate Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+12 My mind immediately went to this. FinnesseGod
+12 Friday night Capital Expert ad lmao  Intern in IB - Cov
+12 I think part of that issue is comp. The people who are equipped want more than what these employers are paying, especially in high-growth cities that have a big gap. fillerm
+12 If I were 24-26 now, I’d probably go get my masters in CS at MIT or Stanford. Principal in PE - LBOs
+12 Are you retarded? You are trying to find a summer internship at a bank not join the navy seals Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+12 Take with grain of salt as I only have a close connection that worked there up until very recently. But have heard a LOT of detailed bitching, like way more than usual and somewhat weirder content too. VP in PE - LBOs
+12 TD is paradise  Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+12 "Your greek vectors are shit!!" screeched the incredibly tough badass CharlesCheese
+12 Congrats on Stifel New Delhi lil bro Intern in IB - Gen
+12 when I recently recruited for a new seat, I did maybe 15+ interviews across different funds over 6-7 months, I made it to final rounds in like 7-8 of those, was told I was the runner up in at least 5 of those processes... Investment Analyst in HF - Event
+12 Have worked at an EB for a decade (and went to an ivy), it basically used to be like this. Quaneaser
+12 Zip it up when you’re done buddy Intern in IB - Cov
+12 smartest chatgpt user (I had chat gpt summarize the MIT report on how stupid you all are to me because it was a little long, great service will probably start using it more often) zed12
+12 I made the move to a BB as a Director after A through VP in top boutiques. I had a great gig but saw the dead end and so many good people above me stuck and didn’t want that.  Managing Director in IB-M&A
+12 Associate 1 in PE - LBOs financialmodelwaterbottle
+12 Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+12 Wdym aren't you an IB CEO snal
+12 Fred Fredburger
+12 "Having good goals that are never fully achieved is in my opinion better than bad goals successfully mastered." Poetry surfsup34
+12 Dude at least you have a job. There are very smart and capable people in my network who have been without a seat for over a year. ThatGuyBalls
+12 This is based on my own personal experience, seeing which banks people would choose over another. morbiusthrowaway
+12 nice UGC marketing bro! Analyst 2 in PE - LBOs
+12 If you're worried about return offer rates, it means you're worried about being so close to the fence that you get cut off.  My advice: be undeniable. nutmegger189
+12 Genuinely thought this was the anchorage guy making another unfunny post but wow, this is a real bank Intern in IB - Gen
+12 I once had this same choice during the Anchorage Banking Winter when the office coffee froze solid and our top MD was out for six weeks after trying to expense a snowmobile as “client entertainment.” Back in Anchorag Works at Anchorage Capital Partners
+12 Wells Fargo should definitely be B+ Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+12 [email protected] NoEquityResearch
+11 I'm like this just with coke Paul_Owen
+11 Fake news on “letting many of its sponsors bankers go”. 1 MD left from LA office and 1 left to go to a sponsor.  Executive Director in IB-M&A
+11 has anyone actually confirmed that meal stipends are going away? seems like misinformation Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+11 What are y’all afraid of? A bunch of 5’s calling you a red flag in a group chat? Lmao  Associate 1 in IB - CB
+11 They do fine, and if your friend was able to get the offer from Moelis, he should be well aware of what's up with the firm and should also have one of the best opportunities that could be provided to an analyst. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+11 So sick of these anti-UBS posts… need more variety on the IB shit talk carousel  RBOB_squarepants
+11 Research Associate in AM - Equities longandshort
+11 I find it interesting how often this take gets thrown around. In my experience, private equity is private equity. Darwizzy
+11 I don’t know what any of those acronyms are. A lot of them are blown up. Tiger privates, Clearlake, possibly Insight, etc. Principal in PE - LBOs
+11 Typical LMM VP story at a sweaty firm. I respect the competence of the Partners I work for, but don't like them on a human level. Principal in PE - LBOs
+11 Totally fair to prioritize M&A, and that’s why it’s weighted about 2x ECM in the model, so I wouldn't call this "ECM Heavy" unless a lot of others disagree. The_Biotech_Banking_Expert
+11 Centerview analysts boutta tell us about their lobster-only dinners and private chef allowance on WFH days... not even mentioning the PJs for the annual retreat 😂 Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+11 Isaiah, are you ok?  IsItREPE
+11 gay Associate 3 in PE - LBOs
+11 Because you need to have a 4.0 gpa and recruit three years in advance to even have a shot at landing these jobs.  Associate 1 in IB - CB
+11 This is a clubcel mindset. Just grind on your own. Everything a club would teach you is available online for free. Be him. Absorb knowledge like a sponge. Analyst 3+ in IB - Cov
+11 buy a small business and go bankrupt CEO in PE - LBOs
+11 Name and shame please Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+11 You're going to have a difficult time finding exactly what you're looking for. CRE
+11 Not necessarily (I'm 12 years in). A bank with a brand name also carries a lot more pressure to win deals and your ability to be seen as a truly outstanding banker is much harder. Count WACCula
+11 Malcolm Gladwell writes about this outliers I think. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+11 Analyst 1 in PE - Other
+11 Glad this forum realized that there is no such thing as Non-DEI women. Principal in IB-M&A
+11 Clavicular was jestermaxxing while he got frame mogged by a foidmaxxing ASU Frat leader Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+11 The eternal boomer Prospect in IB-M&A
+11 this comment is so out of touch. baka
+11 People just love to find anything other than themselves to blame for their miseries and skill issues. skdkcnc198456
+11 Ive responded to a similar post in the past and my views haven't changed. I still hate this type of question. But I understand why you're asking it. Count WACCula
+11 IsItREPEGameTimeisSaneTimeIf you're not breaking the law there's literally nothing to fear GameTimeisSaneTime
+11 my brother in christ JS SP is the exit opp Intern in Consulting
+11 I feel like I’m getting more and more depressed everyday. I just don’t care anymore about this job. VIX_Monkey
+11 Wow it just never gets better does it lol SheRideOnMyPIK
+11 Maple Sirup SlurperImagine people who actually work at UBS reading these threads. Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+11 Not reading all that but low IQ boomers refuse to entertain the idea that in terms of opportunity this is not the world they grew up in.  Intern in IB - Cov
+11 It’s a train wreck, if you were to do other banks I’d bet it’s like double over 5 years Analyst 1 in IB - Cov