Highest Ranked Comments In The Last Year

+11 With those circumstances why didn’t you just take up a hobby, go travel, or create a start up or something. Plenty of ways you could’ve challenged yourself without selling your soul. Such lack of creativity. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+11 If an article telling you no new information can cause software to sell off by ~10%, that shows you how scared the market is Director in IB-M&A
+11 absolutely brilliant work with that goofy ahh Coatue deck financeax
+11 This all really depends quite a bit on the industry. I think you're being a little bit too focused on the nitty gritty, and would benefit from taking a step back. overandout
+11 Yes agree on that. Also way too sweaty for level of exits / pay, not worth it. Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+11 People just love to find anything other than themselves to blame for their miseries and skill issues. skdkcnc198456
+11 I am talking about M&A deals or maybe lead ECM roles where you contribute to the S-1. FIG just does the same internal credit memos as "deals" that they only win because of balance sheet and a strong LevFin franchise. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+11 Juniors bonuses aren’t the only thing getting f-ed this year, their wives might get f-ed too Prospect in IB - Cov
+11 CIBC SA27 R1 is going to be the hunger games Prospect in IB-M&A
+11 No, it’s not really worth it. While pay is optically high, the actual purchasing power from high finance jobs in HCOL areas has eroded so severely you end up slaving away for not much actual material benefit. KR8000
+11 thanks for ur participation in the the dick measurement contest AS3 now you can put it back in your pants GS under Blankfein
+11 We have to be clear on what “training” technically means. Are investment bankers currently on the desk “training” AI to do junior banking tasks? No. Works at Goldman Sachs
+11 Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+11 I'm egotistical enough to know that doing an interview like this would make me look like a gigachud and turn it down Analyst 1 in IB - CB
+11 Some of the older pitches on VIC are good examples. Simple but focus on key items around their thesis.  Investment Analyst in HF - Event
+11 It is not just VPs. As a German, these numbers are mind-boggling. There is a Frankfurt Assoc on there who cleared 275k in 2006 (!!!!!!!). You know how dirt-cheap 2006 was? Associate 2 in PE - Other
+11 No you're just getting boned by greedy boomers dude Associate 1 in PE - Other
+11 Under appreciated fact is that A2As have options whereas MBA Asos are likely early school/career fuckups with large amounts of debt. Intern in IB - Cov
+11 I mean honestly the UBS Americas is failing but PWM and bank as a whole is doing fine  Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+11 Try to get the answer right Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+11 Because this will keep happening unless juniors come together and communicate so they can avoid  sticky shops kirklandsignature
+11 Fake news on “letting many of its sponsors bankers go”. 1 MD left from LA office and 1 left to go to a sponsor.  Executive Director in IB-M&A
+11 Yes, let's filter out all the gritty candidates who grew up poor and outwork everyone without taking things for granted, while Sharon flies on her dad's private jet to meet bankers, gets the job, and then complains she mis Teller in Non-profit
+11 I'm RE guy who wanders into the HF forum sometimes, but you'll also certainly get good quantity and quality moving this to the RE forum. kylejackson
+11 As someone who recently left a MM fund as an associate, I’ll give you my biased 2 cents Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+11 Maybe it’s time to look in the mirror and realize if you have had that many coffee chats and nothing has come as a result, you are horrific to talk with. From this post I think we can confirm that hypothesis.  Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+11 📉📉📉📉 Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+11 We really got interns doing AMAs now damn Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+11 By 35 most women figure out that being a mother and having a great family is more rewarding than scraping out profits in the markets. lake_michigan
+11 Two things can be true at once: 1) OP is a disgruntled ex employee  2) UBS is a horrible place to work and is bleeding market share  Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+11 I'm really glad there are 4 ranking threads on the front page of the IB forum today - I almost fell out of the loop on this week's standings Manager in CorpStrat
+11 This is a clubcel mindset. Just grind on your own. Everything a club would teach you is available online for free. Be him. Absorb knowledge like a sponge. Analyst 3+ in IB - Cov
+11 Its funny how a lot of women (those like yourself in this case) will think they are automatically shunned because of their gender meanwhile just as many men will be shunned by those very men that you are talking about. Ac1us
+11 Think of recruiting in this industry as "these employers set aside X seats from Y target schools." Target schools won't be 100% of a hiring class, but it will be majority and the path of least resistance.Dartmouth is consi PE-biz-dev
+11 Literally everyone should be documenting via emails to themselves/others on the network and printing them out. Always be covering your ass. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+11 Feels a lot of ppl on this forum are a bit too idealistic and somehow a bit irresponsible when trying to persuade 1st year to unionize. eatbanana1234
+11 Literally nothing will change lol. Everyone’s freaking about how Zohran wants to raise taxes, when NYC income tax is set by Albany.   Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+11 He doesn’t give two effs about gender quotas and straight up told Citi management that he won’t enforce them. Pick either performance or virtue signalling. No more handouts Executive Director in IB - Cov
+11 This one is beyond obvious…. If you don’t have the brain power to answer for yourself good luck with banking Intern in IB - Cov
+11 Research Associate in AM - Equities longandshort
+11 You’re comparing apples to oranges… how are extreme examples of not being an NBA player due to your legs or an orthopedic surgeon due to not having hands (??) comparable here to someone who simply asked to be sat 10 feet a Investment Analyst in HF - Event
+11 They do fine, and if your friend was able to get the offer from Moelis, he should be well aware of what's up with the firm and should also have one of the best opportunities that could be provided to an analyst. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+11 15 years on the buy-side, former 5-Star Morningstar rated PM here and have heard 1,000+ pitches. The first answer is right that the type of person matters. stockpitchlab
+11 Same here. Can you refer me? Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+11 I'm like this just with coke Paul_Owen
+11 Jesus Christ STOP USING CHAT GPTTTTTTTT. I don’t wanna turn into a boomer but just write your question like a normal human instead of running every little thought into the AI machine to make sure it sounds okay. liquidiot
+11 UBS is losermaxxing Prospect in IB - Gen
+11 I have interviewed (and hired) many, many people from top 25 MBA programs and the major real estate master’s programs. MultifamilyGuy
+11 ban this kid Associate 2 in IB-M&A
+11 yeah naming random firms on here is gonna find u the next big thing Analyst 1 in PE - Growth
+11 Yeah it's great someone can be roofied, raped, racially attacked and have their family threatened to be deported by ICE!  Don't expect anyone to believe you when the same happens to you. Prospect in IB - Gen
+11 I want you to imagine the worst, most uncomfortable moment you've ever experienced; it's worse and prolonged over 2 years Intern in IB-M&A
+11 The risk of slacking and doing minimal work is much lower than publicly unionize. Only risk is 0 bonus, but so what. Why care abt 30K post tax bonus when you are making 350K in 2 years? eatbanana1234
+11 VP1Big 5 Canadian in NYCProduct group$250k base + $250k bonusStrong group and firm performance VP in IB - Gen
+11 You sound like the abused wife that rationalizes the husband beating her to stay in the relationship. MMPM
+11 therealgekko howtomakeitinamerica
+11 It’s illegal to retaliate   Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+11 Do Mormonism instead. You get a blonde wife (or two, or three), can ski that sweet Utah pow, and if you’re lucky, your own planet after you die  Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+11 Queef_Lover: dmbgc
+11 Glad this forum realized that there is no such thing as Non-DEI women. Principal in IB-M&A
+11 I interned at one of the big ones not mentioned, then worked for two guys at a small firm who made their money at big name brand multi shops, and am friends with a number of MDs at those shops who came up through the ranks CRE
+11 This is how you write an "...is paradise" post. Well done.  Greenspan's Panties
+11 UBS explicitly prefers non Americans over Americans  Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+11 My POV from an ex-sales brokerage analyst: Associate 2 in RE - Comm
+11 This totally happened. This vindicates my beliefs. I am intelligent. yupoo1
+11 I hope true Americas #6, buys UBS IB Americas and fires all their lazy asses Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+11 Congrats on UBS Sharky286
+11 100k H1B fee, it's over.  Quant in HF - Other
+11 Have you ever gotten laid? Intern in IB - Gen
+11 Very accurate write up, especially the split of responsibilities between the consultants (who run / create all the cash flow stuff (13 week etc) among other things), counsel and opportunistic investors. Great read. Managing Director in IB - Restr
+11 The racial part of the lawsuit was relatively ancillary- it was more about how they fired this kid like 3 days into his internship for having PTSD thefatcat72829
+11 uhh I interview for Evercore houston and we did not ask those questions.... think you made them up brother VP in IB-M&A
+11 congrats on EVR M&A, enjoy your analyst class of 800! Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+11 No. Your mom keeps me busy. Quant in HF - Other
+11 You're wrong about there being no long term price impact from your trading... buy a few % of a name and see what happens.  PM in HF - Other
+11 I think people on this forum are underestimating the prestige of being a Jefferson Scholar. Anyone who has any affiliation with UVA will know what it is, and will instantly think/know that you are a rockstar. SearchLookFind
+11 Nobody “tracked” jack fucking squat lmao. Intern in IB - Restr
+11 Man you really are trolling. You know that if I search up your webpage I see it mentioned 3 times in the last 2 days and no where else right? VP in IB-M&A
+11 Director at a Big 8 (think RBC, Raymond James, Desjardins). Strong year for deal flow, broke 250K all in after bonuses. Director in IB-M&A
+11 You’re not wrong, there is definitely something changing, but it’s not as simple as “AI = less work.” Kevin W.
+11 Isaiah, are you ok?  IsItREPE
+11 So many things are wrong with this. Dyal in S+? Deutsche in A tier? Also why is UBS getting compared to a human turd, they are don't deserve that much praise unknown4234
+11 Congrats on Mendoza! He went to Haas btw, you couldn’t catch him dead at your shitty b-school rooseveltfan
+11 Out of genuine curiosity, what makes her just a diversity hire in your eyes? Is it just that she’s a black woman? Faustian
+11 names that aren’t too weird interesting way to say "no Indian on my floor" lmao Partner in PE - LBOs
+11 Bro is rage baiting don’t worry about him and his upcoming divorce Analyst 1 in IB - CB
+11 You have nothing to worry about age wise. There are people in this industry who would kill to have a wife and kids / they chose banking first, made MD, and have nothing outside of the office. KageSelly
+11 has anyone actually confirmed that meal stipends are going away? seems like misinformation Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+11 Based on this trajectory, WF looks to replace UBS as the next bulge bracket bank. No WF is not currently a core bulge bracket. frontierflyer
+11 gay Associate 3 in PE - LBOs
+11 kvaradona PrivateTechquity 🚀🚀🚀
+11 I've been saying this for years on WSO, and usually get monkey poop for it, because PE is supposed to be some promised land, and no one wants their bubbles burst. earthwalker7
+11 I have no excel and I must LBO sasha_j24
+11 Ive responded to a similar post in the past and my views haven't changed. I still hate this type of question. But I understand why you're asking it. Count WACCula
+11 the chinese are pulling ahead in AI and robotics and nanotechnology. what makes u think they give af how u do LBO models  VP in PE - LBOs
+11 Software investor (actively fleeing after spending too much time on AI not to). I disagree with 2/3 of your position.  VP in PE - LBOs
+11 Lmao my class was doing this years ago as well with a similar iPhone game where we all played with/against each other. SoftLandingIsReal
+11  stop shilling your stupid question bank it is a scam please... and stop upvoting yourself you ruin this platform you scum VP in IB-M&A
+11 If you give up and start moping about how sorry you feel for yourself, then you’re totally fucked and no one can help you. Partner in RE - Comm
+11 My friend, life and bonus payments are unfair. The faster you accept this, the better your life will be and you will be able to get on with it. Principal in HF - Other