Highest Ranked Comments In The Last Year

+11  stop shilling your stupid question bank it is a scam please... and stop upvoting yourself you ruin this platform you scum VP in IB-M&A
+11 I’ll lyk after my SA stint next year Intern in IB - Gen
+11 Glad this forum realized that there is no such thing as Non-DEI women. Principal in IB-M&A
+11 Rothschild has a lot of potential in the US but has done almost nothing to improve over the past few years.  Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+11 Gf (petite, 5’2” 102lbs gym girl) doesn’t want me taking peptides. She’s afraid I’ll become over powered and wants to hold me back from mog maxing Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+11 Northwestern by far. You’re gonna get a lot of Michigan students glazing in this thread but a private t10 school is always better than a top state school Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+11 Jesus Christ STOP USING CHAT GPTTTTTTTT. I don’t wanna turn into a boomer but just write your question like a normal human instead of running every little thought into the AI machine to make sure it sounds okay. liquidiot
+11 Have you ever gotten laid? Intern in IB - Gen
+11 Maybe it’s time to look in the mirror and realize if you have had that many coffee chats and nothing has come as a result, you are horrific to talk with. From this post I think we can confirm that hypothesis.  Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+11 I had multiple offers and choose UBS. I regret that decision every day and it haunts me Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+11 I was laid off from CS right before the merger and consider it one of the best things that ever happened to me VP in RE - Other
+11 This sounds like a bad case of coping. Truth is market hasn't been easy for a long long time (if it ever was) and has always required PMs to constantly adjust and adapt. MMPM
+11 WF is the next big thing confirmed  information2
+11 Make riders great again Analyst 2 in PE - Other
+11 Also it’s understated how poor at time management and organization some of the MDs EDs Ds are. Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+11 Here's a thought experiment: Has anyone in the industry seen lifestyle get "easy" over the past 3-6 months as AI tools have ramped? I sure haven't.  Principal in PE - LBOs
+11 📉📉📉📉 Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+11 Maple Sirup SlurperImagine people who actually work at UBS reading these threads. Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+11 This is not completely wrong, but it is embellished.  Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+11 PE is a shitty job putting your eggs in a downhill asset class. For most other jobs BB brand name will give you better exits. rooseveltfan
+11 I believe this former television personality and modest business owner/operator has mentioned it a few times recently - Analyst 3+ in HF - EquityHedge
+10 Just say you're canadian no one is targeting CIBC in the US Intern in IB-M&A
+10 Wells Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+10 50+ books a year, 5 or so of which are non-fiction. It sounds like a lot, but it isn't really. An hour or so a day and you can crush a book a week without really trying. Last year I hit 60.  CRE
+10 Obvious shill Intern in IB - CB
+10 Hair loss as a result of stress is actually an old wives tale / common misconception. xxx-ThrowAway-xxx
+10 Out here lookin like kermit the frog in your Linkedin Might want change your username if you are going to publicly trash banks. IB might not be the move if you couldn't think of that yourself vvinteresting
+10 This is probably the most concerning part of the CS integration. Cost cuts and synergies are one thing, but league table share is much harder to rebuild once clients move elsewhere. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+10 Sharing a broader library from the legal side. Given the interest surrounding covenants for LMEs, will also add some high-yield and credit guides. Chapter Eleven
+10 Congrats on UBS!  Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+10 20+ years in, if you look at my analyst class, with one exception (and even that’s not wildly ahead), the people who stayed in banking (there’s one GS partner, one CVP partner and several group heads at solid firms) are de Managing Director in IB-M&A
+10 An anecdote from last time I went to Chipotle in Brickell, Miami: Balance.of.Payments
+10 Wells - bigger brand name, better comp, better culture / wlb, better exits bulgebracketmonkeyintern
+10 You only get a ‘congrats on’ when you try to slot your bank / role in an undeserved rank war dog
+10 With all due respect and hope he gets better, was he overweight ? trevor Jon 11
+10 I worked a $15 per hour 1099 job running activities for senior living residents for 6 months at the age of 36 years old after getting laid off from my RE job.  I had a MBA from Berkeley and a child. odog @digitalimmortality.com
+10 Great experience. Really appreciate the amount of effort that you put in. My question is - Have you ever felt the touch of a woman? Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+10 Thanks I’m looking to only join a team with a ski trip for free punpkins
+10 I've worked in consulting my whole career, although moreso in finance-adjacent areas (i.e. quality of earnings/NWC assessments, restructuring, office of the CFO, etc.). Lester Freamon
+10 Hello there, unc. Maybe in the Stone Age when you recruited for a job, they would call 10 applicants for 4 seats, and there was a likely chance you would walk out with a job. lilbankermonkey
+10 I see a lot of people here complaining. Trust the process. We will become the 6th largest IB in the Americas!  Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+10 We have size queens in REPE now.   I can’t handle this new generation.  IsItREPE
+10 Good job Ravi. Keep sucking up and your time will come. Oh wait, born in US or not, you will always be a Pajeet to white conservative. Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+10 Do what’s best for you and makes you happy. Nobody will care or hold it against you, there’s even a chance your firm is subtly happy for you that you got something you’re excited about. You’re just a kid, man. Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+10 Because he had nothing to do with real estate  Ozymandia
+10 Free Autism TestHope this helps steroidmonkey
+10 Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+10 Wells joebrrr123
+10 4 people class and all diversity is crazy icl Prospect in IB-M&A
+10 1. What attracts BB/EB bankers to lateral to this firm? Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+10 This post is cope. A/W literally have dedicated recruiting pipelines at EVR, CVP, PJT, LAZ, GS, MS, and JPM. Look up A/W alumni at these banks if you're skeptical. bearboarbat
+10 The Guggenheim team they poached sucks Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+10 So, did you make it? J.P. Morghan
+10 Del mrjackpots
+10 You still beat out plenty of senior directors at BofA. Works at Goldman Sachs
+10 Houlihan on every floor has cold brew on tap, giant fridges with diff beverages and drawers of snacks. Only problem is a lot of fuckers will camp the snack drops and hoard all the good stuff. Incoming Analyst in IB - Restr
+10 Banks probably shouldn’t be hiring H1Bs. It’s not special work and you can absolutely find Americans to do it. I’d prefer to see kids from shit hole states getting more opportunities… Analyst 2 in HF - EquityHedge
+10 Now I am a data center developer (that believes humanity's relationship with AI inevitably ends the same way it did in the Duneverse and whose favorite historical figure is von Neumann), so I am by no means an unbiased com jl12
+10 First of all Merry Christmas and congrats on getting the internship offer. johnb2001
+10 Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+10 stop whining and bitching like a beta. Seems like a skill issue. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+10 Neurodivergence, drug habits, growing up as utter dorks leading them to care way too much about looking cool to randoms on the internet, being surrounded by yes men, and buying into the fallacy that because they are except CRE
+10 First, congrats on all the really great offers.  WestCoastChimp4521
+10 lol why u on this website then bruh Associate 3 in PE - LBOs
+10 The Pentagon is building a new team of investment bankers steeped in private equity to invest $200 billion over three years in defense deals, aiming to counter China’s rise, according to a document review Soros_
+10 100% - the projected exit basis they UW is nuts, though I can see how people could fool themselves back then considering even 80's product was trading at $325k+/door. Ricky_GiveEmTheHeater
+10 I joined a first time fund as an associate and have been here for ~8 years now. OhhThatsGood
+10 Sounds like just struggling to adjust to working life and the environment compared to school which isn't as intense Investment Analyst in HF - Other
+10 I'm very curious to hear why you decided on a landscape business and how much legwork you did researching this industry prior to purchasing the business. Have you ever done any landscape work for your own house before? Fred Fredburger
+10 Hilarious that Barclays has 2x UBS’s M&A after offloading all their flunky MDs to UBS Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+10 Intern in PE - LBOs
+10 Congrats on Indian and Chinese executive directors and directors! Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+10 I can speak on this because I was once travelling through subsaharan Africa and happened to meet around 15 peace core members who were staying at the same guesthouse as me in a large city. Job Trunicht
+10 Why does this thread read like it's the same exact bot replying to itself Associate 1 in PE - Growth
+10 If UBS actually hired American ED/Ds/MDs, they would actually get more business and perform better. Americans are better with clients and have more integrity and know how to work efficiently.  Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+10 Candidate: “Yes I’ve always wanted to be a banker since I saw my dad making calls as a banker” Interviewer: “who’s your dad?” Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+10 Dang I really thought promoting a bunch of 20 something year olds to principal in like 4 years was gonna work. Works at Other
+10 Dude I get firing that guy. But just think for a moment, would you want to be treated that way? Or would you want your father / mother / sister / girlfriend be dehumanized in that way by someone? hedgehog9
+10 Edited by AI for language reasons. Figure I'd provide a more fullsome answer as the main focus. Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+10 Easiest bananas ever, well done Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+10 LSVP is a declining brand that comps people based on $ out the door and hires people who get fired from other firms. Somehow they keep doing good deals from time to time and it drives me crazy.  Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+10 Think of UBS as performing similar to Lincoln international now in the US Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+10 Not true. High volume / low value deals is the forte of shops like MOE or JEFF. EBs like EVR, PJT, PWP etc always tried to sell that they work, for the most part, on large-scale, strategic M&A etc. VP in IB - Cov
+10 This is a pretty wild and anxiety inducing situation, bumping for visibility Prospect in IB-M&A
+10 I have 12+ years in senior housing (more if you count the years I was moonlighting trying to buy assisted living communities on the side, and also helping to start an active adult development program at work). odog @digitalimmortality.com
+10 $28.5T TAM seems low. Should be at least $29.5T smh  Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+10 UBS has to turn things around at some point no? What’s next, #30 in the league tables? When will the bottom (in terms of wallet share) be in?  365partygirl
+10 I send my kids to school without being afraid of the school getting shot up by someone who bought an assault rifle at WalMart. Keep your extra money. I have my peace of mind with less money and more WLB and holiday time. Director in IB-M&A
+10 Have been at a pretty sizeable LO for a few years now, and as someone who has more post-college years under their belt than college years, I would actually suggest IB.  Associate 2 in ER
+10 Naya needs to be S tier - no seed oils (unlike Cava) used & delicious Move Chipotle down to F tier - it's 2026 Intern in IB - Gen
+10 Lol A+ rage bait. All the English squids complaining in the comments. Fix ya’ teef mate Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+10 When a typical fundamental person argues that markets are somehow "broken" they implicitly make the argument that their role in the market is to price information, which I agree with. Works at Citadel Investment Group
+10 Congrats on UBS! Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+10 Yeah I don't think the FED is playing 4D chess here. The labor market is showing signs of weakness, which is why they cut rates. Anecdotally, I think we may already be in a recession. Fred Fredburger
+10 Am I going insane? liquidiot
+10 Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+10 most free thinking software mf pe associate  Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+10 I couldn't believe this type of behavior is tolerated at JPM. I would expect something like this to happen at Jeffries or UBS but JPM ??????? wuandale33
+10 It is a very complex process, however I will try to make it as simple as possible. kvaradona
+10 Can confirm Alaska's premier multi family Igloo development firm has cut projections in Q3. Not looking great. lucien_de_montclair