Highest Ranked Comments In The Last Year

+10 Ok boomer ty input but sounds like it’s a skill issue. Based on valuable input from chimps here, my CV is as follows: Works at Janus Henderson Global Investors
+10 Take a deep breath. While it's a frustrating, it's an opportunity to learn an important career lesson: sometimes you can do everything right and still not get the results you hope for. Determined
+10 Aka Murdered & Assaulted Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+10 Two things. First, anyone who claims to know when on-cycle is kicking off doesn't know what they're talking about. chipmcgee
+10 UBS has to turn things around at some point no? What’s next, #30 in the league tables? When will the bottom (in terms of wallet share) be in?  365partygirl
+10 I got into an “elite” school but made the mistake of attending an IU party and a party at the other school prior to making my decision… pretty easy call after that for a 17 year old… Idk why some IB VP is talking shit on h VP in PE - LBOs
+10 Congrats on qatalyst  Intern in IB-M&A
+10 I have 12+ years in senior housing (more if you count the years I was moonlighting trying to buy assisted living communities on the side, and also helping to start an active adult development program at work). odog @digitalimmortality.com
+10 100% true. Place has become a joke in the last 2 years. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+10 I’d rather work in the fucking anchorage branch and make 1.5x Intern in IB - Cov
+10 It doesn't matter.  Stop focusing on meaningless shit and think about what the fund does and what you'll be doing for them. Ozymandia
+10 compute the present value of the terminal value from the Unlevered Cash flows Thomas_Zito
+10 What is this? The CIA? Why are we using acronyms as code language Investment Analyst in HF - Event
+10 Average UBS M&A experience. Group is hell on earth. So many people quit without anything lined-up because there are not even any exits. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+10 Yes but they cannot find good American's who also won't leave. There's no real reason to stay if you are American and a good junior, while there is if you are H1B and a good worker due to the visa. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+10 It depends what you’re optimizing for. Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+10 Easiest bananas ever, well done Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+10 Guys, the days of yesteryear, when sites like Select Leaders might actually yield a job, are over.  Recruiters are the lowest form of fucking scum on the planet.  They know nothing. egold70
+10 Sector specific tbh - if it's Industrials this is standard practice actually Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+10 Reputable MM shops (think Baird, William Blair, Houlihan, Lincoln, etc.) have hours just as bad, if not worse than BB banks or large cap focused boutiques.  xxx-ThrowAway-xxx
+10 Thanks I’m looking to only join a team with a ski trip for free punpkins
+10 Just say you're canadian no one is targeting CIBC in the US Intern in IB-M&A
+10 based on the fact that these people are faking comments, this shit is probably ass Intern in Consulting
+10 Intern in PE - LBOs
+10 UBS FIG does not treat analysts or associates well  Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+10 that’s hilarious Marco should be a comedian not a banker  Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+10 Congrats on Harvard and PJT! rolo25
+10 admire the thesis but you've never used a bidet if you think they're less time consuming than wiping.  When I've got warm water blasting my hoop the last thing I want to do is get up and go back to work (pause). CharlesCheese
+10  bro deep down I just miss being in a frat in school   Associate 1 in Private Credit
+10 If you’re an associate (especially associate 3) you shouldn’t have to ask a question like this in a forum. Seems like you lack basic leadership/mentoring ability. I am sorry for the analysts on your team. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+10 Did the maple munchers steal your on cycle offer as well? TripleDip
+10 He is a US citizen. Not the brightest bulb aren’t you VP in IB - Cov
+10 Congrats on UBS! Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+10 Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+10 Basically why buy any RE below 6 cap when risk free is 5.25.. Copers will come in saying they have 50% MTM and a bunch of other nonsense  Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+10 Congrats on UBS!  Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+10 I go to a school similar to McDonough in terms of target/prestige (Duke/Vandy/WashU), with friends at both Stern and USC. I think your decision should come down to Stern vs Cornell.  Intern in IB - Cov
+10 Anu Aiyengar became the Chairman of Global Banking and M&A, and Charles Bouckaert (ex- GS banker) became the Head of M&A. lenovo2134
+10 I would start to gradually introduce more adderall into your diet nebranker
+10 Between working at a search fund or in a back office in Mumbai, I think the Mumbai office is far more respectable GS under Blankfein
+10 Some really ghoulish comments in here. You guys above are losers. I feel terrible for the woman and her family.  IsItREPE
+10 Kudos for at least identifying and accepting your weaknesses. The worst juniors are the ones are bad but don't know it. StJamesPark
+10 congrats on ubs WaltSim
+10 Houlihan on every floor has cold brew on tap, giant fridges with diff beverages and drawers of snacks. Only problem is a lot of fuckers will camp the snack drops and hoard all the good stuff. Incoming Analyst in IB - Restr
+10 Hilarious that Barclays has 2x UBS’s M&A after offloading all their flunky MDs to UBS Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+10 She had a strong basis for all of them but ofc when the tech bros has every politician in their back pocket, what do you think is gonna happen? ChompCHOMPS 39819
+10 Congrats on Western Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+10 Genuinely nobody cares it’s FIG have fun exiting to McDonald’s Intern in IB - Cov
+10 21st century Mafia Associate 3 in IB - Cov
+10 Am at one of the big event shops; will put this up as I have barely ever seen the Ldn event space being discussed on here. Analyst 2 in HF - Event
+10 Haven't personally been through a shareholder defense interview, so not sure how the actual protocol goes. However, I have been on activist defense assignments before, and I would probably study a few things: Mastery 7 IB Shitter
+10 Hey so um, what the hell are you talking about? nutmegger189
+10 Congrats on Indian and Chinese executive directors and directors! Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+10 Thanks Marco, we never doubted you. #6 in Americas 🔜  Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+10 trackr is single-handedly responsible for demolishing the internship market Prospect in Consulting
+10 Congrats on Asian! Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+10 Pls name a bank that’s comping internationals differently lol Intern in IB-M&A
+10 Why does this thread read like it's the same exact bot replying to itself Associate 1 in PE - Growth
+10 I forget the exact numbers, but didn’t they already shrink from roughly 25M SF to around 10M SF? TheWindyCity
+10 Neurodivergence, drug habits, growing up as utter dorks leading them to care way too much about looking cool to randoms on the internet, being surrounded by yes men, and buying into the fallacy that because they are except CRE
+10 Thank you for the daily reminder that it could be worse Fidel-CashFlow
+10 Congrats on Reddit teez
+10 The Guggenheim team they poached sucks Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+10 Congrats on PJT RSSG! lev92842
+10 ^Just cleaning up the above. Give him the SBs. goodL1fe
+10 That is ok, seems like growth investors don’t know what they are doing either Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+10 Analyst 3+ in HF - EquityHedge James' Bond
+10 It’s that time of year where the sophomores are feeling romantic again Summer Associate in HF - Event
+10 Can confirm Alaska's premier multi family Igloo development firm has cut projections in Q3. Not looking great. lucien_de_montclair
+10 I'll add my 2 cents here based on my experience. Did QT internship in OMM shops people here know, ended up working as SMM trader in 2 BBs, both in Equities and FICC. Associate 1 in S&T - FI
+10 This thread is WSO’s 12/25 crazylifechoices
+10 Leave an anonymous note by his desk telling him you know about his relationship and set a hidden camera. Then, upload the footage with his reaction on YouTube and drop the link on WSO dowhatittakes
+10 Merger with CS went really poorly, at least for Americas IB, and now Pro Forma UBS is the worst of UBS and the worst of CS. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+10 50+ books a year, 5 or so of which are non-fiction. It sounds like a lot, but it isn't really. An hour or so a day and you can crush a book a week without really trying. Last year I hit 60.  CRE
+10 Is this really what college kids talk about these days? Maybe Claude Cowork isn't such a bad idea after all. Manager in CorpStrat
+10 Were u a frat leader by chance at ASU Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+10 I’m an associate and pretty worried about AI.  Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+10 UBS interns hate to break it to you but almost all of you will not be top bucket nor have a chance at PE. You will also likely spend your first year with 0 deals, as any of the few deals will likely go to second years. Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+10 PrivateTechquity 🚀🚀🚀
+10 Lmao not even $200mm in advisory revenue globally, so probably less than $100mm in the US. Why even bother doing M&A Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+10 Anything is better than UbS Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+10 theres a million sites you can use and you'll find so many people advertising here but this site im linking here is probably the most popular/standard one. Intern in IB - ECM
+10 At the top of the ladder, very true. Senior leadership is overwhelmingly composed of white males. If you take a look at intern/graduate hiring, the picture becomes starkly different. Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+10 Yes you're crazy. And also a tool, so you're basically a crazy tool. Kinda like a monkey wrench. Smoke Frog
+10 Way back when I recruited for pubfin i used this website here, which was super helpful. probably the most accurate database of public finance questions  Analyst 2 in IB - PubFin
+10 When they admit it’s not working and trim IB down globally? very similar to how they have done it many times in the past. Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+10 I'm going to come into this with a totally different approach here. Y'all can say this is batsh*t crazy idc this guy is probably going to get canned anyway so I figure I might as well give him some advice.  marketMergerMaddie
+10 This does not bode well for analyst bonuses  Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+10 Marco declares that integration will now be a 10 year affair, and deal flow is only expected to get better after integration is complete Analyst 1 in IB - ECM
+10 100% agree.  Also, this is a long term industry - the whole point of real estate is not to make a fucking fortune on fees in the space of five years. Ozymandia
+10 The Mass exodus has started and is in the third inning as insiders have lost all hope this thing will turn around Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+10 Candidate: “Yes I’ve always wanted to be a banker since I saw my dad making calls as a banker” Interviewer: “who’s your dad?” Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+10 Not funny, kids work really hard to get here nepo baby. Also we placed 4 kids into Citi corporate banking last year pik_floyd
+10 I wouldn't say it's a public vs private issue, it's a competitive vs non competitive issue. usernameladiesman217
+10 The biggest difference I would say is that one is located in NY and the other is located in SF Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+10 Free Autism TestHope this helps steroidmonkey
+10 You just choose to live in a different reality.  Killing the oil/banking industry? How about O&G killing our planet? What a ridiculous statement Your key priorities for the right are crazy too yopierre
+10 Looks like UBS HR (Truthtolight) has entered the chat to mislead employees and prospects Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+10 $28.5T TAM seems low. Should be at least $29.5T smh  Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+10 This is probably the most concerning part of the CS integration. Cost cuts and synergies are one thing, but league table share is much harder to rebuild once clients move elsewhere. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen