Highest Ranked Comments In The Last Year

+10 You should be very careful about what credit firm you go to work for. If the offer is from Blue Owl, probably best to roll the dice again. Analyst 3+ in IB - Cov
+10 Okay no more cold brew for this guy KageSelly
+10 We use it and we churned from it after ~1 year. The platform is the most overhyped piece of shit I've ever used. Total hype from a nepo founder... literally  SundayScaries2323
+10 What is this? The CIA? Why are we using acronyms as code language Investment Analyst in HF - Event
+10 what AI has UBS actually implemented?  Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+10 Will address your points and add some additional color commentary here, as there appears to be a lack of actually helpful information. Finance Bueller
+10 Hey man, I appreciate the kind words. Happy to help (hopefully this is helpful). Deal Team Six
+10 We have size queens in REPE now.   I can’t handle this new generation.  IsItREPE
+10 Why do people like you make these posts but absolutely refuse to tell us how much you’ve made or saved? Smoke Frog
+10 Most comments above are BS. You don't need to be native Shanghaiese. In fact, nobody cares because if you aren't Beijing native, you are basically not the top caste there. But even that, it doesn't matter much in IB. Analyst 3+ in IB - Cov
+10 Read about PE economics and careers. The most important things to optimize for are long term career growth, fund performance, and carry economics.  Associate 3 in PE - LBOs
+10 rumor they are targeting first years with the belief they have overhired given AI and have lower severance costs getting rid of those with less tenure Associate 3 in IB - Gen
+10 Is her name Alessandra? If so, I think I have seen the same girl on TikTok as well; she is also a trust fund baby. 😂😂😂 Prospect in IB - Gen
+10 He is a US citizen. Not the brightest bulb aren’t you VP in IB - Cov
+10 Why are you posting in this thread? Put the fries in the bag bro. Analyst 3+ in Private Credit
+10 I've worked in consulting my whole career, although moreso in finance-adjacent areas (i.e. quality of earnings/NWC assessments, restructuring, office of the CFO, etc.). Lester Freamon
+10 Now I am a data center developer (that believes humanity's relationship with AI inevitably ends the same way it did in the Duneverse and whose favorite historical figure is von Neumann), so I am by no means an unbiased com jl12
+10 Certainly you can think of what a bitter connected PM could do to an analysts career especially if they know the exact shop they are moving to ? capitalmarkets121323
+10 I worked a $15 per hour 1099 job running activities for senior living residents for 6 months at the age of 36 years old after getting laid off from my RE job.  I had a MBA from Berkeley and a child. odog @digitalimmortality.com
+10 I think that people miss the "play". What she is accused of is illegal, but also, you're pulling out of someone's background what, in the large scheme of things, doesn't really matter as an excuse to fire her. GS under Blankfein
+10 Hold this “BB” L ;) Exec VP in PE - LBOs
+10 Guy who replied below me gets no play  Intern in IB - Cov
+10 Let me know what firm this is, and when you plan on leveraging this. I want to be at the top of the stack when the seat opens. Analyst 1 in PE - Growth
+10 u tell us Constancee Intern in IB - Cov
+10 For oil, in my opinion oil_quant
+10 First of all Merry Christmas and congrats on getting the internship offer. johnb2001
+10 those kids would go to way worse colleges if they didn't go to Exeter/ Andover itswayeasy
+10 Academy management ferociously trying to upvote this lmao. what a fucking joke Analyst 1 in HF - EquityHedge
+10 Days to Send Emails: mindsetfocus
+10 Thanks Marco, we never doubted you. #6 in Americas 🔜  Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+10 I would ask you to show me where I used any racial indication in my last post, because I didn’t nor did I imply it. seekinthealpha1
+10 We’re in the endgame now, where people have become secondhand thinkers. I think I’m going to learn how to farm. VP in PE - LBOs
+10 The easiest SBs you will ever make Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+10  bro deep down I just miss being in a frat in school   Associate 1 in Private Credit
+10 Sector specific tbh - if it's Industrials this is standard practice actually Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+10 Kinda feel that, signed an offer the other day and definitely still in the mindset. mrjackpots
+10 how would you know? 🤔 DingalingMagnet
+10 Congrats on PJT RSSG! lev92842
+10 I genuinely think a lot of the negativity around UBS on this forum feels coordinated or at least heavily influenced by some disgruntled ex-UBS folks, many of whom were likely pushed out and are now either between roles or Intern in IB-M&A
+10 Why do you need someone "solid on the finance/modeling side" for Asset Management to begin with? CRE
+10 Congrats on qatalyst  Intern in IB-M&A
+10 Just say you're canadian no one is targeting CIBC in the US Intern in IB-M&A
+10 Jerk off and reassess, thx for attending my Ted talk  Principal in HF - Event
+10 What emerges from the model organically is a stock price based on varying scenarios for growth, margins, reinvestment, and risk. Secyh62
+10 So do one yr then kick back as an A2 and let the cycle continue - what’s the issue  swe2ibd
+10 100% true. Place has become a joke in the last 2 years. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+10 Canadian metals and mining banking not looking that bad anymore eh? Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+10 I'll be the one to say it: I think anyone junior in SaaS with career elasticity should seriously consider pivoting away.  MMMoneymonkey
+10 Extremely rare to find a career-track role at a scaled player these days, but they definitely exist. Below are a few very distinctive buckets of firms, in order of overall attractiveness of an associate role. VP in PE - LBOs
+10 You forgot —#3 tools like you who continue to propagate something that has been beaten relentlessly for the last year were either also fired / can’t hold a job in finance or can quit anytime they want if they are there and Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+10 It’s awesome  [email protected]
+10 Think about the type of business that makes a good classic distressed investment: good business with a bad balance sheet.  Now ask yourself why this one only makes "very little net income". VP in PE - LBOs
+10 I would start to gradually introduce more adderall into your diet nebranker
+10 Am I going insane? liquidiot
+10 thegoat2535 PrivateTechquity 🚀🚀🚀
+10 I know cold email better than 99.9% of people on the planet. You are absolutely destroying your email reputation doing hundreds of cold emails. monkeyvjit
+10 Spot on. The kid can’t control what family situation he is born into. sezb7207
+10 First, congrats on all the really great offers.  WestCoastChimp4521
+10 The Pentagon is building a new team of investment bankers steeped in private equity to invest $200 billion over three years in defense deals, aiming to counter China’s rise, according to a document review Soros_
+10 I'll try and be brief / not write essay -- for me personally yes. it's been good switch, i vastly prefer it to MBB. I can see myself doing it for long time. i find the work/ownership 50x more interesting Associate 3 in PE - LBOs
+10 An anecdote from last time I went to Chipotle in Brickell, Miami: Balance.of.Payments
+10 This does not bode well for analyst bonuses  Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+10 If you are from India, stay there. Otherwise, take the opportunity. Analyst 2 in IB - Restr
+10 Nobody tell this dude about Stephens, he might have an aneurism. SpreadDatAsk
+10 They’re virtually all psychopathic nutcases who will throw you under the bus for minimal gain VP in PE - LBOs
+10 Sounds like just struggling to adjust to working life and the environment compared to school which isn't as intense Investment Analyst in HF - Other
+10 Between working at a search fund or in a back office in Mumbai, I think the Mumbai office is far more respectable GS under Blankfein
+10 This is a masterpiece  Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+10 stop whining and bitching like a beta. Seems like a skill issue. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+10 I don’t think there is such thing as an MD who can read Paul_Owen
+10 Congrats on Western Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+10 You don't really underwrite a property from an accretion/dilution perspective. It's really a math problem once you have the yield of the property figured out. Below is a very simplified example. Exec VP in RE - Other
+10 I'm a Canadian living in NYC and can say this is the stupidest shit I've read in a while - cheers VP in PE - Other
+10 I don’t understand how you don’t realize how ridiculous that all sounds. Jack's Smirking Revenge
+10 Zoomer and Gen Alpha "Puriteens" are so fucking weird, man. Just be a normal person, look at porn if you need to get your rocks off alone, clean yourself up, and move on. CRE
+10 Damn this is some blind leading the blind convo between two interns here. The quality of realized exits is not indicative of the looks you can get at this level of banks. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+10 Chattanooga is paradise  Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+10 admire the thesis but you've never used a bidet if you think they're less time consuming than wiping.  When I've got warm water blasting my hoop the last thing I want to do is get up and go back to work (pause). CharlesCheese
+10 I'm going to come into this with a totally different approach here. Y'all can say this is batsh*t crazy idc this guy is probably going to get canned anyway so I figure I might as well give him some advice.  marketMergerMaddie
+10 Neurodivergence, drug habits, growing up as utter dorks leading them to care way too much about looking cool to randoms on the internet, being surrounded by yes men, and buying into the fallacy that because they are except CRE
+10 Lack of sleep is hard to compensate for, no matter how many supplements or “systems” you try to add. GS under Blankfein
+10 Naya needs to be S tier - no seed oils (unlike Cava) used & delicious Move Chipotle down to F tier - it's 2026 Intern in IB - Gen
+10 I can speak on this because I was once travelling through subsaharan Africa and happened to meet around 15 peace core members who were staying at the same guesthouse as me in a large city. Job Trunicht
+10 Of course they are, they're the financing arms of M&A. On the other side M&A is the valuation base used by financing, especially in Private Fundraising and IPOs. Incoming Analyst in IB-M&A
+10 Best way to ramp up modelling skills is to build the model yourself. pointyfishook
+10 associate 3 by the way Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+10 The irony is that I’m going to a low-tier japanese bank and girls always seem super interested in it bc its foreign Prospect in IB - Cov
+10 At my core, I’m an accountant, but ended up becoming a real estate developer, business founder, and CFO.  I’ve hired accountants in your age range. odog @digitalimmortality.com
+10 I don’t have any advice to offer, but if it was truly just drinking and “strong language”(i.e., you weren’t straight up abusing the kid or something), this is unimaginably soft. VP in PE - LBOs
+10 what a comeback year for PWP lkxsa_
+10 Congrats on UBS!  Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+10 You just choose to live in a different reality.  Killing the oil/banking industry? How about O&G killing our planet? What a ridiculous statement Your key priorities for the right are crazy too yopierre
+10 Ngl that’s kind of immature of the firm…I wish the kid well. This firm is not worth it. Analyst 2 in IB - Restr
+10 Have been at a pretty sizeable LO for a few years now, and as someone who has more post-college years under their belt than college years, I would actually suggest IB.  Associate 2 in ER
+10 LSVP is a declining brand that comps people based on $ out the door and hires people who get fired from other firms. Somehow they keep doing good deals from time to time and it drives me crazy.  Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+10 Former A2A who just left, but was basically in your shoes Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+10 Hello there, unc. Maybe in the Stone Age when you recruited for a job, they would call 10 applicants for 4 seats, and there was a likely chance you would walk out with a job. lilbankermonkey
+10 its not all about you man. calm down. there are people who are better than you are. no_home_jerome
+10 It’s similar to buying a watch or sports car. You are proud / excited when you first get it but then you just normalize it and that excitement fades.  KR8000
+10 I miss the life I had before reading this Manager in CorpStrat