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+20 8 years at CS, 3 years Lehman, 15 years Barclays, mostly Consumer background but they made him head of TMT and consumer at the same time at Barclays. Director in IB - Cov
+20 Agree but we didn’t agree to LARP as bankers Associate 3 in IB - Gen
+20 They should make Industry but in UBS TMT. The show could have a TMT junior having a heart attack after pulling an all-nighter for a fake bake-off deck that no one asked for while GS and MS gets the mandate  Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+20 I stand in solidarity with those suffering at UBS. May you have the courage to persevere in the face of significant challenges Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+20 Guys what if we try to do a junior walkout again so we can get #blessed with the RIFs?  Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+20 Nothing is permanent, one day we will all die Prospect in IB - Cov
+20 Did you quit to go to something else ?  Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+20 Dude, I'm a 3x Trump voter not an Elon tech-bro. PrivateTechquity 🚀🚀🚀
+20 I think you are missing the point by a mile. It does not matter what his net profit is compared to the risk adjusted earnings of a VP or whatever. Steve Wibble
+20 JPM is stupid for thinking this is enforceable or sustainable PE firms are stupid for thinking recruiting analysts before they even hit the desk is sustainable Investment Analyst in HF - EquityHedge
+20 Thank God for the manual on how to land that much coveted mid-tier BB BO summer internship. glorydays
+20 You think free trade is a selfless gift you give to other countries? Have you not taken Econ 101? z7bmcb2x7b
+20 it is, just less students so not as noticable Intern in IB - Cov
+20 The US is in equally dire straights and we are not the nation we once were. 10% of families here own 90% of stocks and 50% of the 6 or so Trillion COVID stimulus we printed was saved not spent, it was unnecessary. Geoff Skilling
+20 As someone who started as a 32.5 year old MBA associate, I'm not very happy about this post....because I spat out my drink laughing at this caricature of me. Director in IB - Gen
+20 I have arrived. I've run 14,00,605 scenarios. The finance bros only won once because the gorilla had a heart attack.  CowardlySEC
+20 No we r not in the same pool. Intern in IB - Cov
+20 I was in a similar position to you, huge imposter syndrome when I first started out. -MiddleOut-
+20 Some background. Ballsacajawea
+20 Successfully finished recruiting for Chicago: Lazard - opportunities with both Laz and Laz MM; met a few individuals who left Lazard for BB in Chicago based on the culture of office in Chicago. KOL A
+20 In my office I have created a sort-of name for myself as the "massage guy."  walkerg
+20 Everyone here says "growth equity" on this forum but really that could mean two things (and have seen people use the term interchangeably for these two different topics); DeepValue
+20 . Analyst 2 in HF - EquityHedge
+20 If people actually just put a little more effort, they would know that Steamer actually goes to UNC. So thats that. Anonymous Monkey
+20 How is that “super high”? ChuckieSullivan
+20 Why does it worry you? These are legit random kids. I don’t quite understand the need to have such a strong reaction to their “cringe” update. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+20 I disagree with the above response. You don’t need to say anything about why you left. If you say the above, it sounds like were fired. You have the perfect story. This is a really easy one to tell. pudding
+20 when your skin color is vanta black Analyst 1 in AM - Equities
+20 Hilights: 1. Latest deal is representing a $20 million used car marketplace in a sale YourBoss
+20 Not too IB-specific, but there are a few things to keep in mind for the corporate world:  (1) Slow and accurate is better than quick and messy  FinnesseGod
+20 I don't really have specific advice for this situation but amazing job kicking cancer's ass. It might not be the best move to go for a career that prioritizes destroying your body.  Five Star Man
+20 I guarantee you that the people who complain about IB are those who have never had to work a service job in their life. ConfusedGuru
+20 So much anger from a "non-trump supporter." Perhaps you are angry that the president you voted for is screwing you over lol, but admitting that would be embarrassing so you default to flawed logic as a means of saving face anon1019
+20 Our finances are "separate" and we pay for our own mortgage, car, insurance, etc. . cap182375
+20 Not a consultant but just came to say you should just breathe. Relax. You’re doing fantastic. Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+20 Ratio Anonymous Monkey
+20 Fuck u mean 10k when u finish Intern in S&T - FI
+20 I am glad to see that there are others in this industry who are also followers of Christ. God bless.  Intern in IB - Gen
+20 This is not going to end well... Senior Consultant in Consulting
+20 Congrats on RBC 🥳 Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+20 Fair question, 400Q guide gives you the bullshit memorizer EV/EBITDA "apples-to-apples" answer Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+20 A couple ones that were very helpful for me: Deal Team Six
+20 Love that you bring up Nancy Pelosi as the example of this, instead of the many other more obvious cases (which are more concentrated on the right, which I suppose explains it). Ozymandia
+20 Seems like a good deal, assuming each can barely earn $25,000 annually lmao.  Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+20 ah yes, special sits. I have worked in RE special sits my whole career and have deep knowledge of the space.   Associate 1 in RE - Comm
+20 I'd say this "guide" is very biased towards PE, without any substantive information on the actual exit ops you mention. Associate 1 in IB - Restr
+20 Who am i? I'm a guy that's helped a ton of ppl on this forum prep for interviews, learn new concepts related to the life cycle of a deal and the role, and set them up for success. loanboy043
+20 Having a unique view is critical or you're just collecting the expected returns of the stock, which is the purview of long-only. Fill-or-kill
+20 This post is just a tough look for EVR, bunch of hardos  curiousgeorge21
+20 be careful. there was a dude that was creating fake protests when the bofa associate died. this sounds like him again. SonicBoom12
+20 As long as compensation of these senior bankers is linked to DEI targets, they will continue to work male juniors into the ground.  KungFuBoss
+20 Trust no one stickychicken
+20 From my experience, infrastructure funds during recruiting processes try to flush out candidates who know the difference between a traditional PE fund and infrastructure fund. Stringer Bell
+20 I think much of the prep work is the same. Do you know how to conduct diligence on a company, can you build a cash flow model of the business.  SketchyFinanceGuru
+20 Least obvious Shoreditch slut. maison
+20 You won't find a higher concentration of self-righteous nerds who constantly feel the need to compare their school to the Ivy League and never miss an opportunity to grandstand their intelligence than at UChicago.But Notre Prospect in IB - Gen
+20 Damn dude...the guy brought up a valid point that a moral and good human being should strive to have and you just outed yourself as a pos lmao bronzmonk
+20 If you don’t like beer golf sports betting or fantasy football then idk what to tell you. Sounds like the life Prospect in CB
+20 As someone who did their SA in San Francisco, it’s pretty great man. You will not be living where the ‘problems’ are. Not any different in NYC, if not better, in that regard. theworldisyours__
+20 Average lifetime customer value per underage leukemia patient Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+20 Couldn’t agree more with the first comment. Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+20 What are some firms/groups you would recommend? Undercover meme
+20 Ye it seems the MD I spoke to was full of shit/ did not exist / I made it up 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪No way oncycle can start in June fr fr🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓 Like most analysts aren’t even in NY yet 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 sincere apologies for all the stress it c Intern in PE - LBOs
+20 I worked in Ops at a well-known Megafund and I watched the place just absolutely chew up people with the most incredible finance backgrounds.  Didn't matter.  It's a continuous tight-rope and they're constantly c TheGrind
+20 Bro this sounds like the dream as long as you think he’s qualified. You have a true ally at work.  Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎
+20 Just got a call a few hours ago, I got it. Best of luck for yourself aswell. Edelmann2017
+20 Even though I expected this outcome, it still comes as a shock seeing the absurd degree to which the legal system can be abused. PrivateTechquity 🚀🚀🚀
+20 At Jefferies, can confirm it has gotten out of hand. Horrible right now. Hopefully someone does something to fix this.  Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+20 Is no one going to comment how this guy added 70+40 together and got to less than 100k somehow? nutmegger189
+20 that's why you reinvest the coupon in slot machines yopierre
+20 stay fucking away from benzos, time to man up, i know how hard is it, but i promise you will feel better.  Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+20 I’ve been there so I completely understand what you’re going through. I was a complete non-target that ended up landing in a top group and somehow made it to a MF. Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+20 You sound like a LOSER! Zyn_God98
+20 I worked on this a ton when I was moving to the buy side and it helped a lot in interviews. Principal in PE - LBOs
+20 A few answers: Associate 2 in PE - Growth
+20 What's wrong with being anti-trans? Vænnen
+20 I’ve never found these cringey as long as you don’t write a paragraph along with it; I think those should be reserved for leaving a role you enjoyed after 5+ years. VP in PE - LBOs
+20 shii who read all that? raseign
+20 Hey future HYP class of ‘34 here, is it too early to start networking for SA 2033? Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+20 Also, normalize crashing out crabostrich
+20 Is the model in the room with us Intern in IB - Gen
+20 Bottom line is that secular trends matter. But you're solving for mispricings relative to views rather then betting on a secular trend per se. BayesianBets
+20 You should be in your parents basement, playing BO6 and cuddling with your side ting drinking hot chocolate & marshmallows zeroto100nrq
+20 Never a problem. Apollo takes care of that. After a few months here, you will feel psychologically castrated, and sex will be the farthest thing from your mind. duedillydally
+20 Cornell is Tier S+ Incoming Analyst in IB - Cov
+20 What exactly do you do on the job? Big picture? DontMakeMeShortYou
+20 I guess you mean aside from trying to prevent a peaceful transfer of power, encouraging people to attack the Capitol and praising them for taking these actions, I guess he is okay.   financeabc
+20 Worked at Citi for some time. It's amazing how much better some of the other bulge brackets/middle markets/boutiques are. Biggest virtue signaling HR shit show on the street. Assistant in IB-M&A
+20 'dodged a bullet' mentality after every breakup is just a weak coping mechanism that positions yourself as the victim and leads to a complete lack of introspection and self growth. Anonymous Monkey
+20 Great comment. Fugue
+20 It’s definitely a rough spot to be in. CRE
+20 Name checks out denovobank
+20 How many IB offers you got Associate 1 in PE - Other
+20 We get it - you work at p72. You’re hardo-ing around this forum comment after comment about how fucking brilliant this programme is. It’s annoying. Go put on some real risk and then come back. Analyst 3+ in HF - Other
+20 The part I find fascinating, and where I think the left really took a massive L, is the right-wing adjacent media ecosystem. CRE
+20 Living in Marbella, driving around in a classic Jaguar with a constant rotation of 20yr olds with daddy issues Sterb
+20 Going to add one more question here in case I can find any takers for either topic. Lets say a PM were to ask you what your investment process is? mtnmaster1
+20 Change your username and your profile picture fucking dumbo Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+20 What I’ve learned about managing analysts. I can’t do it because I’m too soft and too removed. My VPs can’t do it because their incentives are fundamentally misaligned. Managing Director in IB-M&A
+20 Yes, I am dude who wants to get a boob job so my MD can titty fuck me instead of anal. Prospect in IB - CB