+-3 Just let us beat the dead horse Prospect in IB - Cov
+-3 someone bring back the bank of america egrc hate. Analyst 3+ in Private Credit
+-3 Got it thanks. That seems effectively a MOIC calc though Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+-3 Seriously. This thread is a load of crap and anyone who truly grew up with nothing would NEVER pose this question.  EVERY struggle is worth it.  Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+-3 Are you actually a good student? Don't waste your ED on rice. Prospect in IB-M&A
+-3 I have done L/S equity for 10 year fuck face, the stuff I forgot about equities is more than the stuff you know fuck face.  paulyoungettem
+-3 Side note: It was a bit disrespectful saying that we shouldn't be sad. Of course, we should be sad. The guy had a young family with two kids.' Ozymandia
+-3 NoEquityResearch Ozymandia
+-3 NoEquityResearch Ozymandia
+-3 financeabcOzymandiafinanceabc Ozymandia
+-3 NoEquityResearch financeabc
+-3 congrats bud. This worked for you so it will surely work for the majority of people in IB. spudrmonke
+-3 Wow, some Republicans sure are snowflakes… https://apnews.com/article/dowd-msnbc-kirk-comments-e08f349022c9d6917 Anonymous Monkey
+-3 No Banks model lol. They only do performative credit stat output. The no-go/go decision lies with Rísk team, as a director your duty should be to sweet talk the credit for the risk team to approve. davani1420
+-3 This is the biggest American political assassination in a half century and you don’t think it’s relevant to a site/app where most users are American? thrownaway123
+-3 NoEquityResearch CRE
+-3 NoEquityResearch CRE
+-3 You were never moderate clown. dfgh1
+-3 He’s not a leftist. Nick Fuentes fan. Repeating over and over that he’s a leftist will not make it true.  layamehta
+-3 Try the Canary Wharfian website's HireVue practice. It has 50+ actual interview questions and AI will review your answer and suggest how to improve info_202
+-3 Macquarie high_issue
+-3 i know a few in PUI and seems like a good culture Prospect in IB-M&A
+-3 What the fuck is this and why would you ever pay hard earned American dollars for it? Investment Analyst in HF - Other
+-3 Personally, I'd do something other than finance. Can't imagine your comp is great... Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+-3 Why is MBB far superior? Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+-3 Elliott is +5% this year. Better than Citadel. Don’t know if they’re market neutral though and also it’s a very niche team product offering. If you want exposure to activism, it’s great. Analyst 3+ in HF - Other
+-3 😂😂😂im the MD's son😂😂 Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+-3 depends on how close the friend is. weddings generally suck (travel time and crap food/drinks) and unless it's really someone you think will be in your life forever, i'd have no problem skipping (and have in the past). sick_willy
+-3 New to WSO. Received my first monkey sh*t! Honest question: Are GenAI responses frowned upon in WSO? Thought the response was helpful. john.immovable716
+-3 this guys is a co-op there from Northeastern and looking forward to going back since he failed SA recruitment ahhhh this is funny anonymousdad
+-3 Imperial is defo a cut above the rest and probs give you a better shot than other European schools if you want London recruiting. The pure Finance programme is also more competitive and well regarded. TS1904
+-3 I’m a liberal who agrees with Trump on this one Associate 2 in IB - Gen
+-3 Cringe bobmacadoo
+-3 Are your saying these banks are exempt from this fee. We know it won’t affect these banks because they can simply stop hiring Canadian talent. themissingdog
+-3 Keep whining, whatever. It’s pathetic and going nowhere, but keep on being a lackey for your co-ethnics. Your insults literally mean nothing these days, people are tired of your shit  Fjsjrjdns
+-3 d divingalpha
+-3 isnt the goal to make money? if your portfolio is up 50% owning memes but your "value" investor has u/p you are a better investor, period HFPM15
+-3 Those are the 4 target Masters for LDN so you should have decent chance to land a good gig in the city. Given your profile I'd say 50% chance to land an EB/BB, but 80%+ chance to land a decent MM IB or LMM PE/PC. Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+-3 Cringe Fjsjrjdns
+-3 The 100k H1B fee is meant to encourage companies to prioritize the thousands of unemployed and highly qualified Americans over random selfish foreign tourists like you. sa56437
+-3 Not for london boib_1
+-3 Pods hire fast but they also FIRE underperformers FAST. Keep that in mind; one/two bad quarters and you will be out. Many HF analysts wash out within 1-2 years and they never recover. lim12
+-3 Displacing people living somewhere today because people who shared ancestry/religion with you 2000-3000 years ago were expelled from there is not a serious argument. GordonGekko87
+-3 Oooo very good, so on top of being an international who will need sponsorship in today’s harsh immigration political environment, you’re also an entitled shithead who can just go home to work at QIA/PIF/GIC. Very well. Investment Analyst in HF - Other
+-3 Continue giving shits as much you want. It won't change the reality... And yes for the UK, a MSc Finance at Warwick is way better than a ESCP one (you high? comparing a UK school to a French one). boib_1
+-3 You brought up those regimes initially out of your own volition, not me. GordonGekko87
+-3 Lol ure indian Prospect in IB-M&A
+-3 Pointing to this as "everyone wants to prop up a female entrepreneur, then said female messes with very powerful wealthy people" is not only wrong, it's selection bias. There are so many frauds that are men. usernameladiesman217
+-3 Ok arrogant jerk.  pbandjpartners
+-3 English is notoriously difficult to express the tone in short-form text. pbandjpartners
+-3 A rate increase because of tariffs?? That's backwards. Trump is forcing a trade reset (which needed to be done) and Powell should be easing to support it, not choking the economy out with hikes.  Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+-3 Disagree - OP is a damn stud… there is a reason he is HYP with a top GPA.  First_Lien_Larry
+-3 Rofl. This is clearly a sophomore in GUSIF. Was in neither but I've had calls with multiple kids in both and kids in Zeeba sound much better prepared. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+-3 Please please please keep whining and hate posting. Your leadership hears you but guess what in addition to not being great at your jobs you also are not great at reading a room and you are overpaid. Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+-3 Slave mindset Associate 1 in PE - Other
+-3 Truth hurts!  Hahaha “please delete this post, mods need to step in”. You are a loser.  Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+-3 Sorry I don’t understand rambling nonsensical word vomit salads. Is rambling nonsense like this why you got fired / hate post?Let me be very pointed: Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+-3 And you truly missed the meta point. Do you think that results in more or less junior bankers? Do you think they continue to hire challenged losers with weak emotional shells or someone better? Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+-3 More vomit…at least something spikes…your GF mentioned that was an issue for you   When did you get fired exactly and larger or smaller bank?  We all see you for what you are…  Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+-3 Wow…that sounds vicious…such a weird concept bosses not being nice to their employees…wonder if they should make movies or write books about it? Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+-3 Bad language, outbursts, sign of high intelligence. Look it up.  Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+-3 I don’t think it’s Ai, I think they are just well spoken Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+-3 Rubbish and untrue LMAO. The Europeans you’re m***sturbating about didn’t get return from the top BBs, guess what guys from Warwick killed and got in.  davani1420
+-3 Ik ppl saying this is BS and while the numbers are certainly inflated, can confirm top tier1 VCs frequently try to poach elite 2+2/2+2+T3 MBA+2 PE ppl for top $$$. Intern in ER
+-3 except nobody knows these backwater snow school outside of the backwater snow country. UC’s are much more versatile and would get someone into the U.S. which in finance has ~180k starting TC instead of ~90k like canada. [email protected]
+-3 incel alert vieux984
+-3 Except regional banks don't have the fire power to lend >$1b to brown field DC projects at 80% LTC. Clown season is upon us.  RasputinG
+-3 So you are saying that compared to the other morons in my grade who have no idea what they want to do, I have no edge on them despite dedicating legitimate time to learning about what I want to do and am passionate about? thenxusmas41
+-3 theyre half lmm and super sweaty "value" investors Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+-3 I have a FT offer at a BB final year of uni.I dont know how to chill, i have been grinding all my life laser focus, cool, now I dont need to and I want to chill and do the things you talk about, but how??? Intern in IB-M&A
+-3 How can u rate DB equal to CVP/EVR...  professional.form.filler
+-3 Citadel, millennium are the smartest investors. Hope that helps.  youshallnotpass
+-3 i want a real response from a person, this post is wrong in multiple places. for example first year salary for an analyst I am getting 100k. for an associate it should be much higher as well. Doughzone
+-3 Bro you sound like you watched too many episodes of Billions. What did he say that gets you so excited and heated up? Investment Analyst in HF - Other
+-3 got it, locals first I think haha IBIBIBIB123
+-3 Did you expect I list every book I’ve read? 2MIL.ARR
+-3 ASO2 now, ignore title buddy Intern in IB - Gen
+-3 Purposefully entertain? What are they supposed to say? 'The way you are speaking to me is inappropriate boss, it's a bit creepy. Please don't fire me'. Managing Director in IB - Cov
+-3 gpt 5 can barely spit out a coherent line of code it's going to be years before a viable product replacement rolls around  Keep throwing monkey shit at me Sam Altman  Intern in IB - Cov
+-3 - Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+-3 chill dude it’s not that deep…have a beer or something Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+-3 Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎GoingGoingCaughtusernameladiesman217 GoingGoingCaught
+-3 don’t let this forum of losers raging about DEI cyber bully you out of leveraging everything you can for success in your career gadly
+-3 i actually slept with ur mom Anonymous Monkey
+-3  L BananasIBMonkey
+-3 I'm a female considering applying... is there any reason that Vanderbilt's MSF only has a 20% acceptance rate for women? I love the school and was excited about applying but this stat really turned me off... freshy
+-3 Let me see the case OP— send dm treasurywhore
+-3 I'm American and work at the border buddy.  Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+-3 Think they are a good idea. We need more filters based on actual competence in this industry. Too many nepo babies.  Principal in PE - LBOs
+-3 LSE has a way better brand name go there if you can boib_1
+-3 ilyesbg Ozymandia
+-3 Look forward to watching NYC continue it's devolution. This'll be fun.  PrivateTechquity 🚀🚀🚀
+-3 Impressive, now how common do they exit to BX? How about traditional buyout exits? I get you named me one shop for a shock--value "gotcha" moment but i didnt say they dont exit to MF at all. Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+-3 Yall are a cesspit of unregulated emotions and bad opinions. Go outside, touch grass, look at a woman that's not on a screen. Take a risk and talk to her. Try not to get maced.  Rabbit
+-3 I don't see how any serious, informed person thinks Mamdani will be a problem.  What are you actually worried about?  He's not a raging antisemite who is about to put the Jews into camps, or anything near that. Ozymandia
+-3 I’m going to throw monkey shit at this.  wolfonyallstreet
+-3 🙄 CRE
+-3 interesting - i just bought these sustained caffeine release pills and though i just feel kind of tired through the whole day it beats being sleepy. only a college undergrad so i might be cooked but i think it’s good akashiwiwhn__jahwh
+-3 In American culture, anyone who traces their family history here to the Revolutionary War era is inherently "cultured." Anyone who cannot, is not. Sonny LoSpecchio
+-3 NO THEY DONT DO FIRST ROUNDS, they just hire whoever they want without interviewing! southernfinancebro