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+26 We’re calling anything a top target nowadays huh? Intern in IB-M&A
+26 iercurenc Yeah not his best night. In terms of substance he should have won, but Kamala outmaneuvered him in optics. anon1019
+26 Thank you, finally someone willing to speak the truth about Cornell. It is such a hidden gem. Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+26 Don't even get me started on those sniveling piece of shit who say ” I'm humbled to announce that after an extremely competitive process, I was accepted to Intern in IB-M&A
+26 Analyst heading out to interview just asked me what IRR is. I think that sums up the state of on cycle Teller in CB
+26 Me personally, in the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1,000 now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. VP in PE - Growth
+26 I'm a Principal from Chad Capital Management, an MF PE specialized in the bird industry. When it comes to long-term buyouts, we have an investment/due diligence framework: PipEvangelist
+26 Neither are important now. What matters are your demographics and pronouns. Prospect in IB - Gen
+26 IU Kelley - 9x Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+26 Stopped reading when consulting and execution were used in the same sentence Intern in IB-M&A
+26 False. Markets are efficient. Everything is priced into the market. Your opinion, rather the possibility of it, was priced into the market the second you were born. In fact, universal constant is efficient markets. REPE God
+26 talk to a female woman Glad you clarified for OP. Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+26 As in all these things, it comes down to degree. Managing Director in IB-M&A
+26 Not going to drop any names but I’ll just share my background. Prospect in IB-M&A
+26 You are not looking at this correctly imo ShooterMcGavin11
+26 It wasn’t a black woman. It was a white man (dressed as a woman lol). Funny how you just read an article and believe it’s 100% true, when you can clearly see the facts for yourself in the video Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+26 The amount of fun you have while driving it loud_bathroom
+26 I know in the other thread people advised OP to stick it out, but in this specific situation I think it’s fair to quit. Day one is way too early to make the call. Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+26 Nope you are Asian. calvincoolridge
+26 Please don’t bofadeeznuts95
+26 girth? Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+26 Yes - with the hybrid / WFH schedules, it looks like hours have become more manageable especially for junior folk from what I've seen. Most analysts on my team head home after 7pm to either WFH or log out for the day. Associate 3 in IB-M&A
+26 My story isn't from IB, but from PWM. rajpbt
+26 Maybe the US isn't doing too great at foreign policy because even seemingly successful and well-educated American youths can't manage to figure out where the second largest European country (by land area) is on a map. Angus Macgyver
+26 Wow! Did I really just read an MD post like he was all cool and then start whining about a Jr banker taking an hour to have dinner with his damn wife before logging back in to address emails. Associate 3 in IB - Cov
+26 1) Comps are the main form of valuation for each company. m8
+26 Will try to keep this brief because I’ve thought about this for a while and could rant all day, but I think what we’re seeing are the beginning of the consequences of kids growing up online. Hugh Myron
+26 This is some top G shit and fuck the big banks, anyone who says otherwise is an NPC bot regurgitating spineless sentiment Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+26 I think you're already in a good spot considering you're thinking about this now. Here are my two cents, as someone who's tried planning, then replanning, then rereplanning, and recently even more rerereplanning. BoutiqueBaboon
+26 Loved that 9-0 SCOTUS decision coming out this morning to put the leftists in the PrivateTechquity 🚀🚀🚀
+26 Obviously a tough situation here. Would recommend just staying the course and keeping your head down, we all went through it. MikeThyson
+26 OP is the pride of Rise48's incoming analyst class.  VP in RE - Comm
+26 Married to an annoying bitch  CEO in Research - Other
+26 I had an interview once with two ladies and the whole time they wouldn't stop complimenting me and smiling. They liked to say how well dressed I am and how charming I am etc. Don_Draper
+26 Congrats man, you finally did it. Some people have to work much harder than others, but it only makes the reward that much sweeter. Deal Team Six
+26 Quant in HF - RelVal
+26 Associate 2 in IB - Gen Associate 3 in IB - Cov
+26 Id come in with a dick drawn on my forehead before I'd wear an H belt to an office. FWH
+26 I would think of it like a catch up. She was the LP and got an 8% preferred return, and now is your time for catchup. Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+26 I've seen a Strengths/Weaknesses slide make it to committee with the classic [need to downplay this point or credit is going to hammer us]. dr_mantistoboggan_MD
+26 Corporate Monke if your in high finance and can't afford a nice date once in a while, evaluate your life choices Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎
+26 Today there was a meeting with our director to review a deck that was put together by one of the analysts. There was a spelling/syntax mistake that I saw but I wasn't going to point that out in front of the director. thexfactor336
+26 As a Canadian, I whole heartedly agree. Every Canadian I know in finance is trying to move to the US, same for my engineering buddies. DrewMakory
+26 I work at PWP but have friends at Guggenheim so want to throw that out there. This thread has become way too long and isn't productive. adfdfadf12312
+26 As an Asian-American male, I will be marrying a URM. You laugh, but I'm for real. When there's a will, there's a black kid named Wang. Research Analyst in HF - EquityHedge
+26 What's the interest rate Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+26 It’s a joke lol I’m a knicks fan Charles2002
+26 First and foremost, happy to help out in any way if you need additional bodies to help monitor for objectively racist / sexist content. Deal Team Six
+26 Very creative answers guys Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+26 That's not a hedge fund that's a dude managing money for some of his other buddies lol $3m is nothing. You would basically be working for free because there are no fees coming off an "AUM" that size. PrivateTechquity 🚀🚀🚀
+26 I see where you are coming from and I want to clear something up. I am not angry at OP for posting. Am I judging him? Yes. Am I shocked and dissapointed? Absolutely. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+26 Do you put "future non-virgin" on your Tinder profile as well? milehigh
+26 Leave it to an intern to turn a post about classifying firms by their business models rather than rankings into a rankings post. Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+26 Cuz we don’t have jobs genius Intern in IB - Gen
+26 This is the dumbest thing I have read today but I am invested unemployed-monkey24
+26 One of my first interviews a few years back was at a PE shop. d3athletejumper
+26 You type like a robot impersonating an Indian trying to speak like a British nobleman po_6
+26 Lets compromise and keep the 90s culture while bringing back office blow/strippers. bddjfj1345
+26 I'm sorry but OP, you sound like a pompous pr*k! This is everything that's wrong with this industry. We are not f*cking celebrities and a few years ago we were most probably in their shoes. Reduce your ego! Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+26 Jamie Dimon went there , the ceo of the bank thats in the first name of your username.... leonardo dicaprisun
+26 Current secondaries investment professional so hopefully can provide some insight. First, Pitchbook is notoriously unreliable for accurate returns data. Here’s what I have for WP fund returns: Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+26 You are a scumbag of gargantuan proportions - taking advantage of naive college kids and simultaneously making the world a worse place Associate 1 in IB - Restr
+26 Don't talk to him about this.  You tell him he might not get promoted and he gets the promote -> you look bad for "speaking behind his back"  tellmehowtoplay
+26 Buy your mom a gun kindheartedconsultant
+26 Hey was in a similar situation. I just needed to feel something hence started to explore more deeply what actually makes me tick and gives me kick. Long story short, went in bdsm. Principal in PE - Other
+26 Why does the reason matter? You made it very black and white about reneging - no room for compassion or legitimate reason. Just said you do it, you're not trustworthy. VP in PE - LBOs
+26 Who gave Socrates a WSO account FadeInspector
+26 Congrats on William Blair Intern in IB - Gen
+26 People like to think of debt as "set it and forget it," but what most people don't actually appreciate or think about is that once we make an investment, we have many of the same considerations as equity. Anonymous Monkey
+26 "these numbers don't look right. Have associate x revise them" literally agreed with the numbers 36 hours before hand when i submitted v1 of the deck. fud_box
+26 Shit happens OP. Sometimes it's solid, sometimes it's liquid, sometimes it's quick, sometimes it comes in waves; but for as long as you live, OP, you will not escape the feces bonanza. Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+26 this is a woman 100% Patrick Basedmann
+26 There is a civil way of determining this debate. CALSTRS Performance (Q3 ’19): Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+26 Hey, thanks for this... Please do not contact me, thanks! Intern in S&T - FI
+26 She wasn't my girlfriend, but she was my roommate in NYC. She said she was lesbian and the rule is you can't hook up with roommates, so I thought I was fine. Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎
+26 #1 Whichever firm you can get an offer from #2 Doesn't matter Intern in IB - Cov
+26 Different language, different words, meanings, accents and class/region may be derived from it Everything is smaller. apartments, hallways, the gym, streets, parking spaces, everything. super annoying. Gumball3000
+26 could be an over generalization, but i think many people in our generation have a romantic vision of life in the working world, especially the corporate world. _bird_
+26 So many assumptions about my persona, makes me think you're talking about yourself. theg92
+26 Associate 1 in IB-M&A Corporate Monke
+26 These people who always highlight on LinkedIn that they went to HBS, or are Ex- Goldman or Ex- McKinsey in their headline/name are good for a laugh.    dutchduke1
+26 I don't envy them for the money, I do / did envy them for having parents that guide (push?) them in the right direction. tackytech
+26 Joseph A Bank dolphhh
+26 this is helpful, thx. last week's rankings were getting a little outdated Intern in IB - Gen
+26 Bro go ask your dad Prospect in IB-M&A
+26 Can we do something like Blind, make the professional forums only open to posting from verified professionals, and quarantine prospects to the job search forum? VP in IB - Cov
+26 Just sit tight, you guys will get auctioned off in the bankruptcy.  VP in IB-M&A
+26 I'm a car guy and in the age range you're soliciting input from. Here I'm also a bearer of unfortunate news. You aren't going to get each of the things you're asking for in your post.  APAE
+26 I did not apply, hope this helps! Leverage10x
+26 It is more than enough. IBguy2020
+26 A couple of things: MBAApply
+26 If this is someone's actual LinkedIn, what's wrong with you? People fall on hard times. No shame taking any job if you have to. Business School in CorpStrat
+26 I find that people who can’t find things to do in a place like Houston are about as boring as they come. Anon23245
+26 I think you falsely underestimate what literature people do and don’t read about these programs and the fact that current college students and junior analysts know “how these programs work” far better than you do... Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+26 Me: left PE MF as a VP a couple years ago to go into politics, currently a senator/equivalent at a high-tier G7 (think US, UK). Base comp is ~200k USD, "bonuses" come in the form of bribes and gifts from diplomats. HashtagBLM69420
+26 Work there full time for a week or two and you’ll be fine  BankBoy23
+26 they wud fuk ur wife, kill you, then take the idea, IPO it, take it private, then sell it to some retard for a total return of 120x andrewvillareil
+26 It happens frequently and if you are joining a HF you should count on it  Bo Vice
+26 While this is true, no one is investing their money in HFs to underperform the S&P. MMBanker14
+26 The sad truth is, the best culture is probably at a total no-name shop. Someone is going to bring that up, and then they will get bullied for getting paid way below street and having terrible exits.  Analyst 1 in AM - Other