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+26 Don't have a personal one, but I think about this old Dilbert comic a lot: Edifice
+26 I started off my career in appraisal and for fun, my director told me to do a property tour of a subject property...I was ecstatic...responsibility? travelling? hell yeah.. Associate 3 in PE - Other
+26 There are many way to measure success beyond your bank account balance and the name on your business card. CRE
+26 Recruiting is such a fucking shitshow now. Nobody knows when they're gonna recruit until they start. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+26 "Saltryhard" What I don't like about liberals (I'm neither a conservative nor a liberal) is their one-sided view of freedom of speech. CRE
+26 Two come to mind (at least where I footed the bill), normally not like me (especially #2) but everyone has their douchebag finance days: Investment Manager in HF - Other
+26 I can’t relate exactly but I can understand the rejection. I’m an international student trying to break in IBD/PE, everyday is a new set of rejections. ParthSomayya
+26 As an analyst, I personally see zero reason be in the office. I can do my job entirely from my kitchen, and probably more efficiently than before. Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+26 I personally don’t have a problem with his comment and it’s one of the reasons why these diversity programs can irritate me.    Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+26 I agree with you but you have to consider the source. WSO is mostly prospects who are in direct competition with you and are also working very hard to earn a spot. Synergy_or_Syzygy
+26 I rarely ever post on this site, but I am floored by the rudeness in your response to someone's question in a discussion you literally started to "give back to the community." Notwithstanding the absurdity and narcissism… Associate 1 in PE - Other
+26 For my dad not to have cancer anymore since this will probably otherwise be his last Christmas. Works at Other
+26 I've found there are two types of people who work at the back office.  One group are the people who are nice, normal human beings who don't have outsized career or financial aspirations.  They do their job and if VP in IB - Gen
+26 This may be somewhat useful to people for a bit of a longer-term view on comp. Director in IB - Cov
+26 My parents (long divorced) come from very different backgrounds. Balance.of.Payments
+26 You should self-reflect on what you wrote, think about your situation, and the purpose of these programs. FinancepH
+26 their making money takes nothing away from your ability to make money. thebrofessor
+26 BYU has entered the chat Intern in IB-M&A
+26 you write like a virgin get laid Prospect in IB-M&A
+26 Hahaha undercover Indian detected, nice try bud :) No bobs and vagene for you Associate 2 in CorpDev
+26 What a shitty move.. Incoming cfa level 1 charterholder
+26 I would delete this if I were you. Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+26 I bet he found out during bonus season. Synergy_or_Syzygy
+26 - naq24008
+26 Easy... FinancelsWacc
+26 I disagree. You are not allowed to think this. Analyst 1 in S&T - FI
+26 Omaha Nebraska. Thats where the money and talent is. calvincoolridge
+26 Most people on this site are still in high school lmao Inflexion
+26 there is only 1 correct answer, and 3 incorrect answers, so immediately your chances are 1/3 = 33.34% You had me until this part. Leon Dragonov
+26 Step 1: Acquire a shitty PC with some version of Excel (MUST) Step 2: Rebuild all the models on macabacus = Excel God TopBucketDreamer
+26 "Colonizer" I am a highly intelligent commercial real estate professional Just say that, I'm sure every girl will instantl Developer in RE - Comm
+26 If you have to ask, you can't afford it AAAAAAAABBB
+26 Yea I think that guy was just projecting, he sounds like a Patrick Batemen wannabe lol Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+26 Dude I say fucking run it. A lot of People do IB so that they can get some of the action your getting now someday. When your 50, you have regrets for the things you didnt do. SFBanker123
+26 I’m going to be real with you. You seem like a #2. JuicyJuice
+26 You mean "Weird flex, but ok" Anonymous Monkey
+26 anal swab as well. TippyTop11
+26 You're a fucking prospect, dude. You don't get a chance to speak on this until you're actually in our shoes. Some of us have family members who are at risk. Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+26 Whoever is offering a kid fresh out of school $50M is definitely room temp IQ. Take their money and give the fund a shot. m_1
+26 I bet that the poor MD was looking for the "donate" button... Intern in IB-M&A
+26 No disrespect intended, but you managed to get a FT job in IB, and you're seriously asking if a global economic, political, and social shutdown, that is likely to last at least a few months, will affect bonuses? Intern in S&T - Other
+26 And what's the top bank in Canada? Please try to doxx yourself more lmao Analyst 1 in HF - Other
+26 More importantly, how much of a hardo are you that you and your friends discuss this? Shaquille Oatmeal
+26 Please leave this website for good. You're ruining this site by commenting on the majority of threads. Intern in IB-M&A
+26 I'm Billy Tsai from the BB RBC and I endorse this message ^ I'm actually a squirrel
+26 1) Unionize with your fellow associates 2) Seize the means of production 3) Send the higher-ups to the gulag zanderman
+26 Have a daily team call at 9am so up at 8:58am, might have to change to 8:57 tho, computer starting to take longer to boot up... CATBanker
+26 Deny deny deny, they have no proof and will need it in order to punish at all. Paul Allen8
+26 "BBA18" Cash. WalMartShopper
+26 RBC is a top BB, they would never do any such thing. Intern in IB - Cov
+26 You need to write "stopping off without saying hi? ;)" 2rigged2fail
+26 Yeah go for it. Don't forget the list all the questions they asked you as well underneath Beckett
+26 RIP indian kids and non targets Intern in IB-M&A
+26 I wanted to be an architect but then I realized I could just tell architects what to do and get paid more too. decrebepro
+26 Female associate here... don’t apologize. It happens all the time. Apologizing would just be making something out of nothing. We daze off and stare at guys too, it happens, we’re young, NBD. Summer Associate in IB - Gen
+26 Harambe. 2and20
+26 I would invest but I just peed so I'm not very liquid at the moment... 6969
+26 Gonna be honest - I thought it was a screaming dinosaur before realizing it's a monkey. fuzzy_stocks
+26 When you are the incoming CEO of Goldman Sachs who also is a DJ on the side. Nightman Cometh
+26 "ASEANalyst" Might be a cool thing It isn't. HighlyClevered
+26 More gucci ones pequiteer
+26 Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket. PEREtzel
+26 Not at all but it is too old to be asking such a ridiculous question CATBanker
+26 Throw my yamika back on and start cold-emailing every family office whose CIO's name ends with -Stein, -Witz, -Berg or -Man Nudnick McMooch
+26 Between this post and the one about your "friend" who wouldn't smoke some weed with his boss you sound like a weird guy. Rotterdam
+26 Why the fuck are you on this forum? 123...
+26 I pay them 4.50 and thank them for my morning coffee tradingonwheels
+26 I don't give a shit what other people think and I don't hang out with hippies. Hugh Myron
+25 Make your own coffee + meal prep + insider trading AnnonymousMonkey
+25 Super Target🤓🤓 Nancy.Pelosi
+25 Hey man just remember to zip him up when ur done. Intern in PE - LBOs
+25 Damn dude he is a fucking a college student and you got so butthurt about it? You must be quite weak emotionally, like "cry when you get home because someone flipped you off in traffic and it ruined your day" level. Nightman Cometh
+25 TLDR: WLB is overrated if you don’t know what to do with your time when you’re not working for the man. Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+25 It’s so over. The only thing that can save us is a merge with the US. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+25 Since 2020-2022, interns have gotten legitimately dumber / more useless every year. Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+25 8 Year olds do not write that well... Busy-Man
+25 yopierre PrivateTechquity 🚀🚀🚀
+25 Congrats on not believing women should vote! Intern in IB - Gen
+25 "I don’t really like Poland or Polish people" I hope the Poles send your ungrateful ass back to Russia Associate 1 in PE - Other
+25 I just turned 30, so hopefully eligible to answer this question. I can start with the things I am really glad I did in my 20s: Deal Team Six
+25 FWIW I'm at MS right now in a top group. When I was recruiting I was so gung-ho about one of the following: MOE/PWP/LAZ like that was the only place to be for me. I felt like there was no other place that would be better. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+25 my family is not well-off and i felt like i was trying to fit in and succumbbed to peer pressure.. Prospect in IB-M&A
+25 The comments... the story... the pay... 100% figured out his identity... This motherfucker's Bobby Axelrod. FinancelsWacc
+25 Thanks for your comment. Dw, idk what condescending or introspection means Analyst 1 in ER
+25 Marco Valla lost the Barclays leadership competition that occurred in 2023 at Barclays because Barclays most senior leadership didn’t think he had what it took to lead the bank. Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+25 I just went through the recruiting process and was lucky enough to land a BB IB offer in nyc for the coming summer. Intern in IB-M&A
+25 Zero: shower at the gym, use the restroom at work, and uber eats Cava/Chipotle/SweetGreen for every meal, so no need for water. Paul_Owen
+25 Me watching my 21 year old self accept the UBS offer  Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+25 3rd year analyst here - Congrats on the superday, you can thank me once you have your offer. PubFinBanker10192016
+25 Girls have no idea how long 8 inches is, you can get away with a lot.  HelloWorld8
+25 Just get married, scientifically proven women's sex drive disappears after they get a ring.  kiltedlowlander
+25 Ok prospect God's Sanest Cokehead
+25 invest it all in a groundbreaking revolutionary ai calendar app  Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+25 Idk, this just seems like sophomore mental masturbation to me Intern in IB - Gen
+25 Based on the most helpful WSO content, there isn't a direct mention of removing WSO AI comments entirely. WSO Monkey Bot
+25 Got raped during my performance review, it was awesome Intern in IB - Gen
+25 Everyone shitting over this kid just shows how rude, small minded and mean spirited people can be. Partner in PE - Other
+25 Monkeyman2I can see some risks attached to that: 1) What if it turns into a sloppy shit. Then you really have problems. rooster
+25 Which incel hit the original post with monkey shit? Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+25 No longer even the illusion of fairness and merit. Associate 2 in IB - Cov