Highest Ranked Comments In The Last Year

+12 I’m 30 but the women I date are not  investmentspanker
+12 Tier 1: CVP/EVR Tier 2: PJT/LAZ/MOE Tier 3: PWP source: ASSO 2 @ CVP/EVR Associate 2 in IB - Gen
+12 Damn, you’re right. Hope your week gets better!  VP in PE - LBOs
+12 I just read the lawsuit and it's a total shakedown. This whole DEI thing is being exposed for it really is, a grift How can a reasonable person complain about a pro-rated bonus while on mat leave? Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+12 Did you just now have a grand epiphany that the spreadsheets never loved you back? Goldman ballsack
+12 I’ve been in multiple round table discussions where after we were explicitly told by HR we couldn’t hire the “non diverse” candidate usernameladiesman217
+12 Take with grain of salt as I only have a close connection that worked there up until very recently. But have heard a LOT of detailed bitching, like way more than usual and somewhat weirder content too. VP in PE - LBOs
+12 Explain how Chinese American and Indian American kids (who are disadvantaged in every single way through the recruiting process) can place lights out every year while being a far lower % of the population than DEI minoriti Analyst 1 in PE - Other
+12 I wouldn't say blue-collar roles are in low demand, honestly. My first college roommate studied history, and eventually began his career as a public school teacher - needless to say, he hated it. U.S. Manager in CorpStrat
+12 length: 6.5" girth: 3" curve: Right Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+12 They stay and have a horrible time. I've seen like 10 people cry in the past 6 months at ubs(not joking). Bathroom by m&a group may as well be a crying room. Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+12 I've been in multifamily for a decade, been in the real estate industry nearly 20. I don't know about other people but I just love real estate. My career was going very well until COVID. TheFranch7se
+12 Have you ever worked somewhere for 15 years? I need a change of scenery in half that time and none of my closest lieutenants have ever been gunned down in my office.  CRE
+12 A bear shits in the woods Associate 3 in IB - Gen
+12 >“For example, I know nothing about how Red Hat actually works, but I can throw six paragraphs of consulting platitudes and buzzwords at you until you beg me to stop talking” Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+12 Definitely picking UBS TMT over Q after this.  JustADude
+12 I’m a woman in hf and I can give you my opinion honestly. In hf career, you will meet a lot of big ego personalities who are more triggered by a woman who is knowledgeable and successful. Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+12 Maple Sirup SlurperImagine people who actually work at UBS reading these threads. PM in HF - Event
+12 UBS mandates that LSEG start publishing league tables upside down or they will cut their subscription   Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+12 I'm a fintech CEO now but have been on here since I was an analyst through Sr VP with a partnership offer. I left banking to start another business that I built for ~12 years and sold. TechBanking
+12 Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+12 Immigrants create downward pressure on wages and upward demand on housing.  Americans are being betrayed and gaslit.  Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+12 Every H1B is apparently a finance / econ genius until you mention how increasing labor supply puts downward pressure on wages and all they can respond with is some sort of insult Associate 3 in IB-M&A
+12 You obviously either have never worked with H1Bs, or are one yourself Partner in IB - Gen
+12 I sincerely hope the kid is okay and he gets the medical help he needs… VP in PE - LBOs
+12 Found the UBS intern Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+12 wow bro sick flex with the food thing, glad you made this post Analyst 1 in Consulting
+12 “You have to become yesmen to people who could never become PMs with their own talent”. As someone who went through the Academy, you hit the nail right on the head buddy. Stellar observation. Analyst 3+ in HF - EquityHedge
+12 imagine grinding 100 hour weeks… only to end up with these lackluster results  Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+12 Congrats on UBS! Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+12 You sound like you have your head in the right place and are very reasonable. Raised the right way. Most people on here either have no empathy or simply try to be edgelords. Research Associate in AM - FI
+12 This is how you write an "...is paradise" post. Well done.  Greenspan's Panties
+12 if this isn't bait - 0/16 on superdays is not unlucky, you should seriously reflect on what's going wrong with your superday performance. if you've gone 0/16, you're more likely to go 0/100 than 1/17 HastyPorpoise55
+12 God's Diddy is a reference to an LSE final year student graduating in 2026, who burst onto the scene in 2024 like Micah Richards for obtaining a crazy number of spring weeks (10+). Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+12 Rumored to be one of the worst revenue per MD banks. This leads to excess pitches and throw away work. Many MDs on guarantees just coasting which hurts the entire franchise. Prospect in IB-M&A
+12 Minority male group head. Managing Director in IB-M&A
+12 A fraction of the MDs are generating a majority of the fees. Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+12 The 64th floor window Abusement Park
+12 I'm on the other side of this, I'm a sector coverage associate who gets 10+ of these emails a week. Here's what I'll tell you: Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+12 I would say there is only one indicator which is an email with the titled "Superday invite" Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+12 Solomon Partners NY pehcman123
+12 Unorthodox but I went on 30 first dates in 6 months and it made me unbelievable at behaviourals. You are making it bigger than it is, no matter how hot the girl or how high up the banker they are just people.  Gamer_Gravel
+12 doesn't sound like you have much room to be picky here chief. AI is coming for your below average corporate soul. Associate 3 in PE - LBOs
+12 Centerview analysts boutta tell us about their lobster-only dinners and private chef allowance on WFH days... not even mentioning the PJs for the annual retreat 😂 Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+12 I believe the fired banker became a martyr. I heard rebellious recordings from analysts's phones that sounded like they were glorifying him. lucien_de_montclair
+12 nice UGC marketing bro! Analyst 2 in PE - LBOs
+12 Tier Olympus: Jefferies Tier PWC/Deloitte - PJT, EVR, HL, PWP, GUGG, MOE Intern in IB - Gen
+12 Relevant post and I'm sure relatable for many people in this industry that did not anticipate spinning wheels the last few years and the lasting macro impacts from covid. pajero
+12 "Oh no my steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery" JamieDimonkey
+12 In the 1970s and 80s entire swathes of the outer boroughs were barren. Parts of Mott Haven (what is now being called SoBro) looked like Tokyo or Dresden after the war. The area around the old WTC complex was a landfill. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+12 Maybe stop treating women as if you are still a 15 year old boy. Real men don't treat women like objects. Such a pity your parents didn't, you know, parent you. moneymaker03
+12 Dude at least you have a job. There are very smart and capable people in my network who have been without a seat for over a year. ThatGuyBalls
+12 Update from the OP: I finally got what seems like a great offer! I'm glad I took a break and didn't give up hope.  Investment Analyst in HF - EquityHedge
+12 U sound like a virgin loser dude lol Unless you work at Jefferies nobody is buying u sleeping with dimes Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+12 Maybe by city would be helpful as well. Could also be good to know if there were any shared interests (football, travel, etc.) between the two parties as well. What was the duration of each call? Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+12 Get a life Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+12 "Having good goals that are never fully achieved is in my opinion better than bad goals successfully mastered." Poetry surfsup34
+12 There is always a bigger fish, my friend, and you need to get some perspective. It's 100% okay, and definitely should be the thing to do, to feel grateful about your opportunity. Intern in IB - Gen
+12 LMAO WSO what are yall doing man - why yall censoring names - used to be JH here Only those in the know would know who that referred to - stop censoring these clowns, people gotta know Intern in IB - Gen
+12 Take your bonus and gtfo! Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+12 That explains all the job postings, it’s not because bussiness is growing Associate 3 in IB - Cov
+12 Asking what they've been tasked with and responding "good luck" no matter what it is nutmegger189
+12 Not a senior myself, but I spoke with an experienced MD I’ve got a lot of respect for on the topic. Associate 2 in IB - Gen
+12 ur entire comment history is dickriding Lincoln industrials. Congrats on MBA associate at Lincoln Industrials! Go churn another 40m EV midwestern widget company.  Teller in Non-profit
+12 A former academy intern told me they watched an analyst literally get taken out on a stretcher by the paramedics (young, 20s) who had a stroke. Still not sure how they managed to cover that up. Works at Point72
+12 Banks understand that people lose their jobs, fail licensing exams, and interview while being unemployed. That’s nothing new. sleepygoat
+12 Absolutely hated my time in UBS IB but can we please stop making these shitpost threads each week? Let’s save the yapping for shit that matters  Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+12 I’m baffled by how dumb you people are. Staying at the office for max hours while pretending to do work and thinking you’ve discovered some life hack. Complete and utter dunce. Principal in PE - LBOs
+12 I once had this same choice during the Anchorage Banking Winter when the office coffee froze solid and our top MD was out for six weeks after trying to expense a snowmobile as “client entertainment.” Back in Anchorag Works at Anchorage Capital Partners
+12 Wait has the UBS shitposting evolved into now listing all the deals they're NOT on? I'm chuckling. Associate 3 in IB - Cov
+12 Further proof Europe is fucked. There's a lot of problems in the America domestically, but there is still a lot of social mobility possibility for the poor or middle-class, smart, and ambitious people in this country. Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+12 Thank you captain obvious! Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+12 Is this the video where the ICE agents are harassing US citizens for filming in their neighborhood, where they demand that the women get out of the car even though they don't have jurisdiction, where her partner says "driv CRE
+12 Friday night Capital Expert ad lmao  Intern in IB - Cov
+12 Are you retarded? You are trying to find a summer internship at a bank not join the navy seals Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+12 LA has sexier dealflow, NYC is a glorified MM shop (excl. RX). Only go for NYC if you want to live there. LA is known as the higher quality office Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+12 You just used 36 words to say absolutely nothing.   “Good times are good. Bad times are bad. Reach for the stars.” Save it for LinkedIn.  IsItREPE
+12 Congrats on Stifel New Delhi lil bro Intern in IB - Gen
+12 Predictions on what will happen a decade in the future is for academics and economists - not real estate people who have to make and do things in the here and now. asmith_1
+12 Because hiring someone because of their race is... get this.... racism against the people who weren't considered BECAUSE OF THEIR RACE. yupoo1
+12 Qualified? Potentially Getting the offer? Abso-fucking-loutely Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+12 wuandale33
+12 Wells Fargo should definitely be B+ Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+12 They do quarterly cuts, can’t you just raise your hand? Analyst 3+ in IB - Cov
+12 bro is just trying to build a milf list Intern in S&T - FI
+12 My mind immediately went to this. FinnesseGod
+12 Just got the call - can confirm. Full rescinding of offer role109
+12 What if a dud cornball MDs from Barclays who can’t originate on massive guaranteed bonuses, hires their son? Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+12 idk... like anything in the world it too will prove to be cyclical... i think distinguishing between long/short mkt neutral vs. long/short duration is also important... herzyherzy
+12 Banks do illegal shit all the time which is why they are always getting fined Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+12 Imagine people who actually work at UBS reading these threads. LockedIn Bezos
+12 Soros_
+12 I made the move to a BB as a Director after A through VP in top boutiques. I had a great gig but saw the dead end and so many good people above me stuck and didn’t want that.  Managing Director in IB-M&A
+12 This is clearly written by an 18 year old freshman at nyu AK6969
+12 Becky is a Scotia or TD girlie. Don’t forget the wine inclusive emotional therapy sessions with married MDs.  Intern in IB - ECM
+12 Have you tried chilling the fuck out? I hear that can help Abusement Park
+12 GordonGekko87financeabcGordonGekko87 financeabc
+12 I mean you could, like... try and get a job on your own merit? It's what the rest of us do. Analyst 2 in PE - LBOs
+12 Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+12 I am pretty sure half the UBS groups are working until 2/3 AM every day with little flow. Feel bad for the interns this summer who all worked that long on no deals without even a return offer to show for it. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen