Highest Ranked Comments In The Last Year

+13 maybe its time to go back to FT Partners (140k base btw) Prospect in IB - Gen
+13 EVR M&A over EVR RX makes zero sense. 5x as many spots and worse exits willgrindforoffer
+13 Bob sucks. UBS sucks. Bob was just hired to work at UBS. Prospect in IB - Cov
+13 Many of the departures using Friday as a day to schedule interviews with other firms.They are trying to keep you at UBS by limiting your free time to interview  Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+13 While I did take my laptop it would be absolutely insulting for me to have been asked to do work on my honeymoon and/or night before my wedding night/rehearsal dinner aside from maybe answering a couple simple questions fo VP in PE - LBOs
+13 This shit is gold diddyblud420
+13 Prospective monkeys can rest well knowing this is what their competition spends time doing Analyst 1 in IB - Restr
+13 Hi there, Ori Eldarov here, the CEO at OffDeal! Sam's pay is based on probability weighted fees he is expected to generate (i.e. unrisked fees are almost 2x as high).  orieldarov
+13 The biggest risk is if you do not culturally gel with your group. If you got to PE, you’re likely qualified enough to do the job. Associate 3 in PE - LBOs
+13 invessttr: BigBodyBenz
+13 You definitely just outed yourself as a college student that has exactly 0 days of real life work experience and has no idea what they’re even talking about lmao. Let’s break this down: liquidiot
+13 ^ Guy who doesn't understand anything. I am a sell sider and a covering analyst, what my recommendations do for my trading desk has literally never once crossed my mind. It doesn't matter to me. Research Analyst in ER
+13 Congrats on UBS! Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+13 very few people know what jefferson scholar is. HYPS will give you opportunities that are simply unavailable anywhere else. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+13 old but 67,000 would be 65,000 Intern in IB - Gen
+13 At some point this has to be considered fraudulent transfer given the comp to fees generated ratio these MDs have Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+13 ngl, the “best performing” interns in the summer academy rn can be thought of as the Monica Lewinskys of our generation Incoming Analyst in HF - EquityHedge
+13 Wonder if this race stuff came up when Epstein, Weinstein, and other people get called out when there are a string of incidents (but oh wait, your’s are anecdotal). Works at Goldman Sachs
+13 CRE GameTimeisSaneTime
+13 This is going to get censored by the mods anyway but what the hell, the kids deserve to know. Research Analyst in HF - EquityHedge
+13 bros replying to his own comments. he’s letting the schizo out Intern in IB - Gen
+13 Enough screen time for today lil bro Incoming Analyst in IB - Cov
+13 Mr. Moeyoungbuffet: youngbuffet
+13 For all the ones who were fortunate to receive a return offer, I believe you are well within your right to consider reneging for a better one. PM in HF - RelVal
+13 What if I don’t speak Punjabi/Hindi Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+13 You know this is fake because an MD would never give a compliment or say thank you. Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+13 Lol bro has a super tomorrow rolo25
+13 Dude the whole point of posting this is that I don't care to read about every single Trump crashout, Israeli bullshit, random personal finance articles and AI innovations the WSJ pumps out every day. Gold-ManSacks
+13 Adderrall and/or zyns should do the trick. rolo25
+13 Friday night and you’re reloading your own WSO comments hours later. Christ almighty  VP in RE - Comm
+13 Intern in IB - Cov
+13 You are comparing #6 in the Americas (Wells) to outside the top 20 in the Americas (UBS) Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+13 Well, you suck horsecock Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+13 I’d never root against you, and I hope you succeed. However, there are some flaws in this logic: Bankasaurus
+13 Top candidate for the gayest post I’ve ever read. Is this how you guys think you compete with AI? chipotleVP
+13 If you’re really asking this shit, it doesn’t matter what your job is - there’s no helping you. VP in PE - LBOs
+13 UBS has been the worst decision of my life.. bad culture, bad exits, bad deal flow, bad people. Everything gets worse every month. Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+13 "but the actual reconciliation table two pages later told a different story. Different treatment of a one-time item. Not a huge difference in absolute terms but enough to move the"  LondonIntern2026
+13 Said no reasonable person ever 😂 Intern in IB - Gen
+13 One of the people who got rescinded.  role109
+13 Geico has cold blooded leadership  Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+13 After that whole email chain fiasco I am disgusted I share my fate with these Charlotte nc imbeciles  Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+13 Why u rubbing it in bro Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+13 del Senior VP in CorpDev
+13 Go get those bastards kid. Sincerely, a Fallujah ‘04 veteran (1/8 Marines) who also prefers my back facing a wall. VP in PE - LBOs
+13 Aka Murdered & Tortured Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+13 The strongest argument for approval is that this is mostly a regulated-utility holding-company combination, not a classic horizontal monopoly where two directly competing retail power providers merge in the same market. whoooo
+13 We all need to work harder to help the boss make $5M to buy a second Westchester home  Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+13 Point72 Academ Intern in HF - EquityHedge
+13 Catholic here and manage to pray my rosary everyday / go to church on Sunday, it is a question of priority. If you make clear that this is a priority for you no one will bother (working in London at top 3 BB). HansTrapp
+13 lol - (28, 375k TC)  Associate 3 in PE - LBOs
+13 STFU and quit being a scab bro  Intern in IB - Gen
+13 I've personally never worked at a HF but have frequently fantasized about it. overandout
+13 I went through HS and graduated with a 2.1 GPA. I had a majorly fucked up childhood, and it carried over into my school life. I basically had nothing going for me from ages 0 to 18. usernameladiesman217
+13 Exactly, PhDs are certainly famous for understanding how the real world functions outside of theory. Works at Goldman Sachs
+13 anyone been in this situation before? No dude, I can't say that I have ineptanalyst
+13 Ex-UBS, now buyside, and did not get fired from UBS (like most of the posters that continously hate on UBS clearly did). Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+13 When UBS deferred half of the analyst class that was supposed to start in July 2023, they explicitly gave preference to internationals (aka zero internationals got deferred). Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+13 It’s over for them, at this point UBS is better BasicallyUnknown
+13 I didn’t even know he was sick. Hugh Myron
+13 It's been completely fabricated lol.  News article just came out. As anyone could have told the people upvoting this nonsense.  nonu-r
+13 Great advice if OP were in high school and his balls hadn’t dropped yet. Bringing up another girl to gauge jealousy? Seriously? Dafuq is this, The Disney Channel? Investment Analyst in HF - Other
+13 Please seek help. This level of prestige obsession is not healthy. MS is a top BB/EB. If you cannot exit from MS, the fault is 100% on you, and lateriling will not help you. Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+13 You should tell him this: I bet your little Asian, fish head wife doesn't have these cannons. youngbanga
+13 UBS. What other bank has the reputation that they have to always grow talent from within and never look to other banks to fill all of their senior seats. Mr.Mr.
+13 You should lateral to a uniquely intellectually stimulating environment for better exits....may I suggest UBS Tech? Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+13 First I want to debunk the myth that the 2000s were some golden era for banking. Managing Director in IB-M&A
+13 Ok so here's a question, why would you sign up for the job if you knew you couldn't meet the responsibilities and expectations? Associate 3 in CorpDev
+13 This would be so oh so helpful if it weren't the 500th post giving the same data and saying the same things. Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+13 HR:  full-on fire sale mode after they WAY overpaid for HTA.  Some of the sale prices on things they bought just three years ago is crazy.  CEO resigned less than a year ago.   asmith_1
+13 Somehow they haven’t taken it down: https://www.ubs.com/global/en/investment-bank/insights Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+13 VP 3 —> EDMOENYCAll-in: 950 Round to the nearest $100k and I finally made the million mark!! Can’t share with my friends & family so need to shout it out to you fine peoples instead. AnonAnon1242
+13 Bank: UBS Intern in IB - Gen
+13 Another CIE ad?  Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+13 This is absolutely insane talk. If you’re mid 30s and have 4mm liquid, stop being a loser about it because that is a blessing. Low interest rates are over and none of us are getting carry like our predecessors. Developer in RE - Comm
+13 make sure your dick game is strong Prospect in IB-M&A
+13 Ayo someone at NYU show this to Barron and get him to convince the admin to pull their US national charter, they don’t deserve to expand in the US Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+13 After watching this, I agree. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+13 Subjective Biopharma tiers with commentary/rationale (subjective score, hybrid percentile) The_Biotech_Banking_Expert
+13 Wait what’s wrong with giving jobs to H1Bs instead of Americans and banking nazis? Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+13 This whole situation is fucked up. janicebell
+13 I genuinely think sometimes people on the app forget not everyone has 5+ options. If someone gets a sweatshop offer and it’s either that or going to working for Regions or a LMM, you are taking the sweatshop. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+13 WF is lead buy-side on this one. Source - I’m MS SA Intern in IB-M&A
+13 Me thinks: they’re about to tear all down again and start from scratch with the America’s IB. This rebuild just flat out did not work Director in IB - Gen
+13 Hundreds if not thousands of Americans apply for these roles. They can find an American.  Intern in IB - Gen
+13 I think less a specific number and more like some important milestones such as paying off primary mortgage and having pretty significant passive cash flow from dividends and RE investments.  Director in IB - Cov
+13 dude founded Moelis and you got the gall to comment on his name  Intern in IB - Gen
+13 Just watched a YouTube video on 'flight reacts tongue out shakes' Will be trying it today after I shadow staff one of our interns. Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+13 To become an MD, I recommend med school NotFinanciallyAnonymous
+13 Your Sr Assoc, VP, Principal, MD, Partner, and Managing Partner use you like a flesh light Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+13 The weekly UBS shitting thread. They never get old. SonicBoom12
+13 sup dawg yo fuq this firm's culture; seniors be gossipin; sheet cant stay another day in this wack environment. keep bussin [insert] 2015 dap andrewlim1
+13 "History will always remember the moment Trump’s DOJ finally boot-kicked the vault door of the Federal Reserve to expose the Somalians, Mexicans, and reptile-men who’ve been quietly liquefying the nation’s future and pipin WeatherController
+13 Yeah, he would probably leave the office at like 6-7 to crack hella NYU fruzz and buy booze for his underage frat bros   Analyst 2 in S&T - Comm
+13 Funny but true. UBS literally stands for nothing. No morales, just scraping passive fees from wealthy clients and corps / sponsors like a middling bank does Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+13 Its dogshit. realestateistrue
+13 They will be horrified of Court Discovery crawling through the UBS internal email servers. Who knows what else they might come across, so would likely settle out of court like Centerview Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+13 HBS Case study when? Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+13 Or pull a Kathryn Shiber and try to get accommodations.  Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+13 That’s a little extreme, but having a drink in office to celebrate a deal closing is very common. VP in PE - LBOs