Highest Ranked Comments In The Last Year

+13 anyone been in this situation before? No dude, I can't say that I have ineptanalyst
+13 REITS, mining, insurance  Analyst 2 in HF - EquityHedge
+13 Your answer to the Government being good at throwing money at things to the point where there is copious amounts of fraud and waste is... to give the government more funding? Maximum Leverage
+13 Not the right forum, go to Reddit please.  Prospect in S&T - Other
+13 Somehow they haven’t taken it down: https://www.ubs.com/global/en/investment-bank/insights Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+13 dude founded Moelis and you got the gall to comment on his name  Intern in IB - Gen
+13 Imagine not taking that GS offer in 1988 because you thought Microsoft excel was going to replace analysts. mikeAL98
+13 Because Jews are like a big family. So they benefit from an expansive nepotism, and they suffer from people who hate them for that nepotism. SOFRsoGood
+13 You definitely just outed yourself as a college student that has exactly 0 days of real life work experience and has no idea what they’re even talking about lmao. Let’s break this down: liquidiot
+13 This is why UBS’ strategy is hiring 50% non-Americans for analyst and associate level. Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+13 They’ve assembled an army of Yes men, and everyone is afraid to say the truth to leadership that they are collectively continuing to make terrible decisions on a day to day basis when it comes to client selection, coverage Associate 2 in IB - Gen
+13 Nah def do spend it all on a Porsche mmmmonkey
+13 ASO1 $45k Middle Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+13 If you’re really asking this shit, it doesn’t matter what your job is - there’s no helping you. VP in PE - LBOs
+13 It's Frankfurt. No one there is happy. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+13 Can we please stop making these threads? Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+13 I can only imagine the mental willpower that must be required to sit calmly at your desk and not exact a mighty fury upon those around you watch your managing partner at the latest conference highlighting that the team has Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+13 Exactly, PhDs are certainly famous for understanding how the real world functions outside of theory. Works at Goldman Sachs
+13 If you can't compete intellectually with us, just say that instead of posting conspiracies on a finance forum. And get some bitches, you dork. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+13 Geico has cold blooded leadership  Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+13 Ok so here's a question, why would you sign up for the job if you knew you couldn't meet the responsibilities and expectations? Associate 3 in CorpDev
+13 HBS Case study when? Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+13 This shit is gold diddyblud420
+13 Enough screen time for today lil bro Incoming Analyst in IB - Cov
+13 Its dogshit. realestateistrue
+13 The stuff the HR woman said to him was totally not justified though to be fair. Telling him he might be more comfortable in a data analyst role immediately just because he asked for a different seat on the first day? Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+13 My piece of advice to all students when I was in banking, was always to avoid infra related sectors as you sign up to a life of pain. Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+13 And read a room…you see how many large companies are telling hiring managers to first see if AI can fulfill needs of open heads? There is another thread on this here for the banking industry. Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+13 Fuck off but steer clear of the vandy guy, he's always watching for slurs from the corners Prospect in S&T - Equities
+13 The weekly UBS shitting thread. They never get old. SonicBoom12
+13 Subjective Biopharma tiers with commentary/rationale (subjective score, hybrid percentile) The_Biotech_Banking_Expert
+13 We all need to work harder to help the boss make $5M to buy a second Westchester home  Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+13 Forgot to mention the free fish head big canon motorboating Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+13 Me thinks: they’re about to tear all down again and start from scratch with the America’s IB. This rebuild just flat out did not work Director in IB - Gen
+13 This whole situation is fucked up. janicebell
+13 I understand as a girl you probably can't do this because of safety maybe or whatever but I always have fun with people like this. nutmegger189
+13 Happens at every bank on the street.. lol Intern in Legal
+13 Associate 1 in PE - LBOs m_1
+13 Wouldn’t it be more appropriate to look at Q1- Actually nevermind it’s not worth it Intern in IB - Gen
+13 This should be a documentary that is watched in every M&A class. Key lesson don’t bring in a random third party to manage integration when they don’t know shit about the bussiness. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+13 Ayo someone at NYU show this to Barron and get him to convince the admin to pull their US national charter, they don’t deserve to expand in the US Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+13 This is as stupid as years of hearing people tell me to check my privilege as an unknowing beneficiary of being a man in finance. acardboardmonkey
+13 It’s not “just long hours you get used to.” It’s systematic abuse by evil and toxic people. Intern in IB - Gen
+13 Take a few minutes to apply to become a mentor for wso... I think with your background 95% chance we at least interview you for a mentor role within wso academy which has steady flow of mentee sessions ... WallStreetOasis.com
+13 This is going to get censored by the mods anyway but what the hell, the kids deserve to know. Research Analyst in HF - EquityHedge
+13 Here before people start chiming in with initials as if we were Seal Operators and not office slaves Analyst 1 in PE - LBOs
+13 Yes, these shops exist, but the good ones are far and few between. In general, the 10-15 man shops will offer this, but it is hard to differentiate between the good and bad ones. Deal Team Six
+13 After watching this, I agree. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+13 Wait what’s wrong with giving jobs to H1Bs instead of Americans and banking nazis? Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+13 Congrats on UBS! Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+13 This is absolutely insane talk. If you’re mid 30s and have 4mm liquid, stop being a loser about it because that is a blessing. Low interest rates are over and none of us are getting carry like our predecessors. Developer in RE - Comm
+13 It's been completely fabricated lol.  News article just came out. As anyone could have told the people upvoting this nonsense.  nonu-r
+13 You are comparing #6 in the Americas (Wells) to outside the top 20 in the Americas (UBS) Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+13 Another CIE ad?  Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+13 STFU and quit being a scab bro  Intern in IB - Gen
+13 I don't know how to code or actually utilize any of the software or infrastructure hardware (servers, storage, networking) that my tech clients provide.  Mastery 7 IB Shitter
+13 Yeah why do you think a certain associate needed to do tik tok on top of doing her job  Intern in ER
+13 It got redeemed  Intern in IB-M&A
+13 I literally had a crash out day one day. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+13 All BBs hire international students for IBD and S&T roles, with very few exceptions. I was one of them in early 2020s. zz_chicago
+13 Of course the industry became generic and boring. What do you expect? It’s no longer a place to generate alpha and instead is an asset accumulation fee business. Partner in PE - LBOs
+13 price of drinks doesn’t change depending on the girl you date, seems like you need to find someone else if you can’t mentally justify this when nothing is different brotherugh
+13 I won't ignore your title, actually. Who the fuck are you? Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+13 very few people know what jefferson scholar is. HYPS will give you opportunities that are simply unavailable anywhere else. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+13 UBS has been the worst decision of my life.. bad culture, bad exits, bad deal flow, bad people. Everything gets worse every month. Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+13 PF UBS is literally the bottom 1/3 or so of legacy UBS, CS and Barclays. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+13 Learning is a lost art. the_failed_doctor
+13 Harambe dies → Timeline breaks↓Internet loses faith in government authorities → younger generation leans into ridiculous ideas ↓ Prospect in IB - Gen
+13 Ex-UBS, now buyside, and did not get fired from UBS (like most of the posters that continously hate on UBS clearly did). Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+13 Top candidate for the gayest post I’ve ever read. Is this how you guys think you compete with AI? chipotleVP
+13 That's how I would talk to a 12 year old.  If you want to run a marathon, go train for it and then just do it. Don't seek fake validation from online strangers.  CRE
+13 Or pull a Kathryn Shiber and try to get accommodations.  Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+13 They will be horrified of Court Discovery crawling through the UBS internal email servers. Who knows what else they might come across, so would likely settle out of court like Centerview Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+13 Strongly disagree w responses downplaying it. I mean if that’s your style fine, but like then you can’t know the nuances of a print. In what scenario does it hurt you all else equal? sick_willy
+13 Please ignore all those comments above. You’re posting this on a site filled with Americans who trash London every other day. You’re either looking to get rage baited or setting up an echo chamber.  brtfedd1312
+13 We just witnessed absolute cinema. PrivateTechquity 🚀🚀🚀
+13 EVR M&A over EVR RX makes zero sense. 5x as many spots and worse exits willgrindforoffer
+13 For reference, my dad is group head at a BB.  In my interview, they asked me “how is your dad?”  Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+13 Best groups are Healthcare and Industrials. Rest are all more or less the same, with variance depending on which group has a good year. Works at Truist Securities
+13 Feel good 80's movie ahh story The homeless guy on the street is actually Jesus ahh story RestIess
+13 HR leaked draft talking points: 1. Start With Acknowledge + Context Analyst 2 in IB - ECM
+13 Order milk and cookies. Dip the cookies in the milk when considering a question and loudly go "hmmmmmm" lolol Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎
+13 I went through HS and graduated with a 2.1 GPA. I had a majorly fucked up childhood, and it carried over into my school life. I basically had nothing going for me from ages 0 to 18. usernameladiesman217
+13 The strongest argument for approval is that this is mostly a regulated-utility holding-company combination, not a classic horizontal monopoly where two directly competing retail power providers merge in the same market. whoooo
+13 surely as an associate in PE you should be trying to find a girlfriend instead of looking at WSO targetschoolloser
+13 The city feels more expensive than ever This is not a shot at you, I am just going to use it to demonstrate a point. Research Analyst in ER
+13 To be clear, the argument here is that W/A are overblown for finance recruiting in comparison with undergraduate business schools who have established pipelines into high finance... this is true. Prospect in RE - Comm
+13 Bob sucks. UBS sucks. Bob was just hired to work at UBS. Prospect in IB - Cov
+13 Funny but true. UBS literally stands for nothing. No morales, just scraping passive fees from wealthy clients and corps / sponsors like a middling bank does Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+13 I mean your stories all seem to have an element of right place right time. What's the takeaway from that? Be more lucky? NoEquityResearch
+13 lol - (28, 375k TC)  Associate 3 in PE - LBOs
+13 Don’t worry about it. It’s not going to affect you.  VP in IB-M&A
+13 Probably less than 6 months. No way in the age of ai do you need two years to get a solid understanding of two sectors. Amazon Prime
+13 not at BofA or familiar with any of this but from an outside in perspective: -We have male associates at BofA getting overworked to literal death with 120 hour weeks.  Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+13 Your Sr Assoc, VP, Principal, MD, Partner, and Managing Partner use you like a flesh light Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+13 invessttr: BigBodyBenz
+13 I've personally never worked at a HF but have frequently fantasized about it. overandout
+13 In Trumps America this is the new standard. Take over a bussiness, damage it tremendously, then put said family in same bussiness or industry VP in IB - ECM
+13 ^ Guy who doesn't understand anything. I am a sell sider and a covering analyst, what my recommendations do for my trading desk has literally never once crossed my mind. It doesn't matter to me. Research Analyst in ER
+13 Catholic here and manage to pray my rosary everyday / go to church on Sunday, it is a question of priority. If you make clear that this is a priority for you no one will bother (working in London at top 3 BB). HansTrapp