+7 Whoever made this list has literally no idea what they are talking about. It’s easily one of the worst I’ve seen on the forum to the point it’s likely engagement bait Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+7 Actually insane that Mandelson was urging Epstein to get Dimon to threaten the UK chancellor over bankers’ bonus taxes. It was stupid legislation but that’s a notch below treason  TopBoy.-
+7 i'm starting to think your interviews just didn't go that well bud... Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+7 wrecking the culture here  Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+7 American jobs should go to Americans.  Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+7 Dudes looking for every reason to put BMO m&m in the same group as goldman and Moelis lmfao Intern in IB - Cov
+7 But what Am I goING to DOOo Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+7 H1Bs are the biggest contributors to the toxic culture at UBS… most Americans at UBS are great to work with  Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+7 Hey, PE Operating Partner here. Based on the info you shared: hooltra
+7 Reading 1 post on LinkedIn is equivalent to un-reading 5 books JulianRobertson
+7 I studied quant finance / financial engineering and had two classmates who went into quant trading / research roles. (I personally didn't do QR/trading but have looked into this space before). Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+7 I did the classic IB > PE as well and am going down the path of business acquisition (currently searching). apetrynamakeit
+7 Astounding how they keep snowballing in size despite the abysmal performance. LPs have only themselves to blame. Reward mediocrity (if we are being generous) and that’s what you’ll get in droves Partner in PE - LBOs
+7 All banks (not just UBS) love to hire internationals because they know they’re essentially trapped there and the banks can pay & treat them like dirt, making the culture worse for everyone VP in IB - Gen
+7 Seems low compared to these numbers and where u work lol Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+7 I have a skill set and education background which gave me the potential to add value outside of a purely 'boxed in' / specialised role, and made a big effort throughout my career to look for and accept roles which gave me COO in HF - RelVal
+7 VP is 100% correct. Banks just want slaves who will work every Saturday and won’t push back.  Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+7 This is increasingly because the Republican party and its appointees aren't respecting any consistent rule of law. boomerslayer
+7 RBC here. We're still too woke unfortunately. ~70% of the intern class came from the women's program.  Associate 3 in IB - Gen
+7 With all due respect, St Andrews is not in the same conversation with LSE. It's only famous because the Royals go there and rich East Coast Americans started flocking there in the last 5 years. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+7 If I really saw investment banking as a vocation, why would I do LMM - MM IB in Chattanooga for a single MD team? Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+7 thanks jewslayer1944 Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+7 Reading this thread makes me want desparately to get to the point where I'm senior enough that I don't have to deal with analysts directly. VP in IB - Cov
+7 I can only speak from my experience and say that I hear you... worked in ER at a top shop under a top analyst and it was just that, a job. Knew I didn't want to become a senior and got recruited to a scaled LO... Associate 2 in ER
+7 UBS hates Americans Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+7 I take Brain Force Ultra and Nitric Boost from the infowars store + some Micro-Particle Colloidal Silver and a stack of TRT, trenbolone, and turkesterone  Paul_Owen
+7 R1 techs typically cover basic misdirection/slight of hand (think french drop, dissapearing nose, candy behind the ear) ILOVEBANANAS123
+7 It’s not about the size of the bulge, it’s about how you use it Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+7 This seems like massive cope to me. Your entire argument rests on the assumption that AI isn’t going to get that much better. Yet, you even said yourself AI is still in its infancy. Hoomst MD
+7 This is a completely ridiculous post and I'm not even sure if it's parody. If it is parody, shame on you honestly because you're wasting everyone's time on here who are literally just trying to be helpful.  Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+7 Congrats on WCM Intern in IB - Gen
+7 you people created a program solely designed to exclude straight white men. that was the only purpose of the program. So STFU. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+7 I can’t speak to comp mechanics, but I’ve seen what separates a great MD from an average one.  VP in PE - LBOs
+7 Yeah this forum is full of low t cucks who are excited to be an employee  HitTheAsk
+7 Man, when I was an intern I would check every fucking mail/message to anyone even close to MD four times. FailedInFinance
+7 Question for people in this thread, with all honesty - are you guys looking at growthier sectors or just not haircutting management plans much? VP in PE - LBOs
+7 I left PE to do a startup that failed and then went back to banking (need to update my profile) but I was a Principal for several years. overandout
+7 Jerry! Jerry Jerry Prospect in IB - Gen
+7 Good question and a difficult one. My honest advice is to choose to align with whatever senior banker is strongest themselves in your team (as long as they cover a broad enough vertical). Count WACCula
+7 I worked in Rx and did some debt advisory work, so I can opine on some of the differences. I obviously don’t know your team, so I cannot speak on hours Analyst 2 in IB - Restr
+7 Rough reasoning for start and leaving are below. I’m not giving details because people doxxed me a couple years back through connecting posts: Principal in PE - Growth
+7 Non exhaustive list of unorthodox things I’ve used over my career to feel calm and confident right before an interview in no particular order: Works at Goldman Sachs
+7 Yes it is still. MBB can exit into product manager roles / leaderships roles in tech and that is likely the most lucrative career path in future decade. FlyingBoat
+7 Early in your career you want to optimize for learning, later in your career the right tail outcomes.  PM in HF - Other
+7 I'll take a pass at this to help clear things up: IRR-Responsible IR
+7 Pendelum swings back and forth, and at the receiving end of it are always those without power. Funny how that works. Companies appease government policy across countries and across policies. Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+7 Its interesting to see the way WSO has evolved because your take is what people on this forum previously said years ago when this topic came up and now its "white women shouldn't benefit from DEI." Its easy to say you pref Associate 3 in IB - Cov
+7 Can’t be that right wing Analyst 1 in IB - CB
+7 Touched a nerve…haha your mom said it’s time for bed son. Please don’t make her take your computer away again. Maybe tomorrow we start looking for that job? Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+7 Is the fund performance / their individual performance good? Or is your performance not way better than theirs? If so stop caring and focus on work itself. Investment Analyst in HF - Event
+7 My understanding is that it’s a pretty clear quid pro quo w the anchor LPs in fund 1 who are disappointed with the firms first three funds. Associate 1 in PE - Other
+7 Again coming from the guy who will always be bottom ranked professionally… I wouldn’t take league table comments too seriously…banks move up and down you are destined for a squigee and plunger my friend…we all play our par Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+7 Should have talked about gregging his doucette wannabe-banker
+7 Senior VP in CorpDev genuine question for you, are you running a L/S fund with a massive short on UBS? If not, what are you doing with your life stalking UBS 24/7 on these forums? Executive Director in IB - Gen
+7 Don't get me wrong, I find many FOBs just as annoying as you do, but when they come for the "jeets" our American accents aren't gonna save us Intern in Consulting
+7 You're not asking for financial advice; you're asking for networking advice in the luxury space which is far outside my expertise. But I can't resist some financial advice from an old guy: SPYShorts
+7 Does your company keep old records?  CRE
+7 Do you have like an auto prompt to chat gpt to rephrase the same thing once a week? Associate 1 in PE - Growth
+7 Dr. Rahma Dikhinmahas Ozymandia
+7 STFU Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+7 Aren't you also one of the anti-UBS posters? Y'all really love spreading anti-UBS propaganda after you got laid off, huh. Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+7 You didn't even provide what your % was calculating. I presume you mean total investment banking fee pool?  Hank Marducus
+7 Looking back - knew in 6 months. Ofc dragged it out until I got softly pushed out because why not, good learning despite the setup and leaving your post MBA VP gig early isn't always the best look.  VP in PE - LBOs
+7 The reason why AI is being looked down upon in this sub is because more real estate guys including myself tend to be old school. We're focused on physical assets(buildings, land, improvements, etc). VP in RE - Comm
+7 I'll preface that you can do none of this and still get a return. I say all this because it's a short period that really is an investment in yourself. Analyst 1 in Consulting
+7 If you are in IB, you don’t need a paternity leave rather a paternity test.  Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+7 Correction Mr Karofsky: UBS conduct and behavior continues to be terrible and shameful to this day Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+7 Prospect in IB - Cov
+7 My honest take having been in your shoes at the start of my career and making a pivot to LevFin - apols for all the text. Associate 1 in AM - Other
+7 (1) "I will point you specifically to tests that Google and Microsoft have run with submission data centers..." (i) Microsoft had Project Natick. What Google project was there?  jl12
+7 Any post of banking Maxwell or being accused by the US senate of obstructing their investigation into Nazi ties? Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+7 They are too embarrassed to talk about deals or don’t really have any that are notable Prospect in IB - Gen
+7 DingalingMagnet
+7 No, nobody said you’re an Andrew Tate. But you write and sound like a mega incel who hasn’t touched a woman since covid, so there’s that Benson Says
+7 Sup homie. Energy trader of over ten years here. I honestly don’t think trading is a good or reliable extra income stream for beginners. Themaster441
+7 mate entire team looks odd. There is just something sleazy about their pictures and profiles Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+7 Congrats on discovering ChatGPT! Tbh, I don't think you are convincing anyone of anything. Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+7 The proletariat revolution can't come soon enough Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+7 What’s even more pathetic is this non-stop campaign of yours is either some mental release or trying to sway where college kids go. Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+7 If she was bald maybe they wouldn’t of fired her Prospect in IB - Cov
+7 Operating since 2015 but still 100mm AUM? Investment Analyst in HF - Event
+7 local_finance_broWhich protocol forbids officers from shooting into moving vehicles? Haven’t seen that before CRE
+7 Northwestern Mutual is always hiring your types LBOnlyFans
+7 This thread screams of embellishment / bsing to me The amount of people that supposedly know the precise # of MF/UMM placements for their non top group is odd  Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+7 Anonymous Monkey: Traderade
+7 everyone wants to prop up a female entrepreneur, then said female messes with very powerful wealthy people, and it all falls apart once it's discovered its a fraud.  PrivateTechquity 🚀🚀🚀
+7 someone’s MD come get their analyst lol Analyst 1 in Consulting
+7 If you did the same job in NY you’d probably be clearing a millie. And you’d be in a country that won the gold in hockey. VP in PE - LBOs
+7 Have tried posting a comment here a couple times but keeps being automatically taken down within a second so included my comment below as a picture. The_Biotech_Banking_Expert
+7 Sounds like you're well on your way even though it's a grind right now! Would love to know a little more about your startup model... Associate 1 in RE - Comm
+7 Get out of here with your reasoning you clearly just hate women!!! VP in PE - LBOs
+7 Holy shit you always post the most retarded takes Partner in IB - Gen
+7 Hiring Americans instead of H1Bs is a good business practice when you’re trying to grow your Americas IB franchise!  UBS should learn from WF… Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+7 They can only go with him to Balyasny under very limited circumstances, and even then it’s not that straightforward. Investment Analyst in HF - Other
+7 I have an American friend who worked for one of the African private equity investment funds you mentioned. She did have prior private equity experience, but went through the Summer MBA path. Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+7 Happy to hear more views, but from my understanding, value tech PE is currently in a very very tough spot. VP in PE - LBOs
+7 bro he was making a joke Teller in Non-profit
+7 So I spent a fair amount of time with this business. It is helpful to segregate whey it's useful to BX and what it's trying to do. History within BX: Trader in HF - Event
+7 Good one, ChatGPT! glycerine8
+7 It's 90% driven by reduced headcount. You will sweat. Frodo_Walks