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+32 Not a regional thing, I'm from the Midwest and call people retards all the time. For example, if you say "r word" instead of "retard", then you are retarded. VP in IB-M&A
+32 What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Goya Beans
+32 Debit: Cash Credit: Accrued Bonus Receivable kellycriterion
+32 yeah keep telling yourself that when you're formatting logos at 3am on your third all-nighter of the week early_morning112
+32 This is what you get for doing A2A habibi come HF, markets eat DEI hires for breakfast Analyst 2 in HF - EquityHedge
+32 I feel like I'm the only person in the world who actually appreciates the value of models over time lol... The math isn't hard, it's the creative and conceptual side that's challenging. ThatOtherGuy
+32 I will never understand these needlessly hostile comments. elninomaravilla
+32 He's going to do fine. LeveredBetaBoy
+32 I was best friends with someone who was rich growing up, his dad was an EP at some big law firm and I remember he would always get home around 1 AM when I would stay over and was never at dinners with us. fvckthisbs69
+32 add a fifth major to understand diminishing marginal returns  Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+32 If you are looking for clients online then the probability you succeed is asymptotic towards negative Infinity. Liam Gallagher
+32 Cope harder Associate 3 in PE - LBOs
+32 If they don’t make it - mass ritual suicide post-graduation. timetogetserious
+32 Notre Dame kid is salty that he got embarrassed on the other thread lmao so now kid is creating this. Pathetic. Bring on the monkey shit lol b4871612
+32 Given the number of incels on this forum, my advice is to take none of the advice on this thread. Go talk to friends and family who actually know you and the gf. JSmithRE2010
+32 Jesus Christ stfu all these posts just makes your school look like shit as if everyone there is insecure. Just get your bread and move on God damn Intern in IB-M&A
+32 labanker I could not agree more. I have been thinking about this alot in the past year. Why did I choose banking, private equity, or business school? EightAceTres
+32 Who gives a shit. Jesus Christ no wonder all of you have crippling anxiety, stressing over shit like this ShortSPX
+32 "This is a scientific fact." The folks at Sumitomo Mitsui Banking Corporation  punk
+32 A classic high-stakes thriller coming to your screen this autumn: Will our bold hero finally break in? Or will he be forced to live a life of indolent luxury off of his sizeable inheritance instead? Prospect in IB - Restr
+32 I'd also add to this that there is a fairly common psychological phenomena where almost everyone, even the extremely wealthy, don't consider themselves wealthy at all. Marcus_Halberstram
+32 Analogs should be flipped. Works at Goldman Sachs
+32 Currently WFH:  Wake up at 8:50am, take a piss, then get out of bed.  pappymason
+32 Everyone who decides to do this job knows what to expect it’s regularly spoken about and even in my super day for IB my MD mentioned the incredible work load and sleepless nights. monkeyliciousMM
+32 I recently had a discussion with a friend from an alt's PR firm about this topic. LeveredBetaBoy
+32 Now work in MF PE and have my old banking group doing bitch work for me Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+32 You will probably get a lot of recommendations here to stand up for yourself and say that the kind of behaviour is not OK. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+32 Not any more than you, since you're a VP in PE replying to undergrads lol Intern in IB - Cov
+32 As an international student, my situation is much worse and fucked up...anyway thank you for sharing, atypicalbanker
+32 If it’s me, do your startup 100%. Life is way too short to not take risks. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+32 Go for it - if you're going to fail, fail while you're young and unattached, not when you're 40, have a wife, kids and a mortgage.  Worst case you wash out here, get a normal job and figure out next steps. Five Star Man
+32 I mean this in the kindest way possible, but I think you need a reality check for how much talent is around you and how competitive these EB/BB jobs really are. monkiseemonkido
+32 Ungrateful bitch. Analyst 1 in IB - DCM
+32 Intern in PE - LBOs
+32 What was formerly a unanimous BB but now we're more like one of the on-the-cusp banks.  TheAssman
+32 You clearly haven’t sacrificed the amount of time you spend on 4chan Intern in IB - Gen
+32 Natixis should be lower WaldoWei111
+32 u blowin bubbles on it gang hct23456
+32 My thoughts, I'm sure there are more. Rabbit
+32 IMO this is the biggest reason why young recruits bounce so easily and why my generation tends to have no loyalty towards the firm - I never understood how some of you can admire financial institutions... Analyst 1 in AM - Other
+32 A term known by many but used only by tools Research Analyst in AM - Other
+32 Bullshit. My developments have saved thousands of manatees to date. CRE
+32 Tell me you're fucking retarded without telling me you're fucking retarded  Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+32 but I’m afraid by choosing happiness over ambition i will be seen as weak. Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+32 Laid off from a top BB (coverage) in January as a (just completed first yr) second year Asso. Still looking. Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+32 I have come across #9 before, but have usually referred to them as "bitch ass mf"  Green_Bananas
+32 Associate in PC doesn't know how to manage his own balance sheet, good lord Research Associate in ER
+32 Whaddid we tell ya about going against the family Fredo? Marrrrone, the balls on this one.  AltRightWarlord
+32 this thread is called "coolest exits" AndyLouis
+32 Ultimate accountability. Take ownership for any issue in your life, because ultimately it is your fault - and even if parts of it arent - no one can fix it but yourself. Anonymous Monkey
+32 In the illustrious realm of academic pursuit and the complex architecture of financial recruitment, one must tread with both precision and grandeur in their decisions. Intern in PE - LBOs
+32 No thanks on hong Kong. Can be arrested by the ccp now for publicly criticizing the Chinese govt or their loser president. Have to watch what I say online in case im monitored and dissapeared by the ccp. baddealflow12
+32 I have a degrading kink Silly_Goose
+32 Easy way to do that: Chipotle They have been providing liquidity to the "Lower Middle Market" since they were founded.   PeRmAnEnTiNtErN
+32 Congrats on CVP Sigma_King
+32 Just spoke to the MD, sorry to tell you bruv, but you are rejected  Analyst 1 in PE - LBOs
+32 Well do me a favor and have your third parties chill tf out on DD and we might get out a few hours earlier!  Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+32 the fact that you would make a post about this shows why you wouldn't be invited StaphyBone
+32 Reading this hits different when you’re currently turning comments in a CIM Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+32 this is wso not collegeconfidential lol buysidebandit
+32 I’m not looking to make history. Intern in RE - Comm
+32 Associate: Small pizza with no carry VP: Medium pizza (+1 topping for carry) Partner: jumbo pizza + unlimited toppings carry potential deathlycynical
+32 Congrats on the Presidency and CEO pos. bawstin
+32 Diversify the portfolio - I'm talking Latinas, Blacks, and Russian girls to get you started. sixshooter69
+32 @Hamburglar: I went to a semi target school on the east coast and had no idea what I wanted to do with my life and I did no campus recruiting. Dingdong08
+32 Won't speak too much on the job itself since I'm in S&T and not banking, but having talked about this with various friends across the industry, you will never be respected by your team if you allow them to push you aro Prospect in IB-M&A
+32 Rip  Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+32 Would you mind PMing me? I’m going to send your information to my boss so you guys can have a circle jerk suck fest about how great the office is Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+32 I think you should leave that poor lady alone and please don't fuck around with her money. I'm actually a squirrel
+32 This may be a little off topic, but as a former US/NY IBD analyst that transitioned to a role in Asia MF PE, I largely agree with the above points made on working in Asia/HK/China, though would caveat that I feel they are zyxvzyxv
+32 Bro was this really worth the time and effort of making an actual post for it? Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+32 Let me break it down for ya: I'm pulling in roughly £25 an hour, but when you factor in the 80-100 hour weeks, it's like I'm barely making minimum wage. Research Associate in ER
+32 Actually pretty hilarious.  If they didn't laugh, you probably don't want to be there. I would have said dragon, though. Director in IB - Gen
+32 don’t you have some comments to turn liquidiot
+32 Well, yes and no... I presume you have seen the endless discussions of bond mkt liquidity. It's gotten to the point that Matt Levine at BBG now has a daily blurb dedicated to it. Martinghoul
+32 I'm currently taking donations. tengleha
+32 Probably because they've been crying to sleep thinking about the $25K after tax bonus they got 💀 - Edit: To account for JPM, $25K pre-tax bonus* Teller in IB-M&A
+32 ![https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original Prospect in RE - Comm
+32 this is a finance forum thebrofessor
+32 I am in quite a similar situation, except male, so I thought I'd share my experience. thebigshorter999
+32 Why stick to just one crime? Mr_Agree_to_Disagree
+32 "dm100" Although this is not necessarily an objective view of each of the major money-making career paths that don't include working for one Billion with a B
+32 You’re a young kid fresh out of college. No job in the world is giving you the kind of exposure to c-suite execs you’re imagining. Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+32 I could be giving them too much credit since I am offering an opinion before asking clarifying questions, but it sounds like they have trouble talking to people in a positive way. TierX
+32 Is PSG considered a prestigious BB? I thought they just use their balance sheet to get deals but no one actually wants to be there conrx
+32 Go get laid Barney_Stinson
+32 shut up geek boy don't be scared homie
+32 Would first preface by saying that this is all fairly subjective, especially since restructuring league tables are notoriously inaccurate (reporting is highly inconsistent, many advisors remain undisclosed, out of court tr Analyst 2 in IB - Restr
+32 Impregnate her. iercurenc
+32 Absolutely not you don't know what you'll talking about lmao Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎
+32 WSO definitely fosters an elitist culture that makes you want to do everything even if you don't really want to do it. It fosters that competitive atmosphere that if you're not at Goldman, you're not good enough. Psil
+32 Goldman IBD superdays (regardless of where you interview, if in the US) always consist of 3 2 on 1 interviews - they are actually shorter than a lot of other banks' superdays - should be done in 1.5 - 2 hours. investorstudent
+32 My main takeaway from this thread is that neither OP nor any commenter knows what a middle-class lifestyle is. Y'all are blind as hell man wtf k1k10
+32 Are you autistic?  This is satire. UFOinsider
+32 Because nobody gives a fuck about ur GS internship PJTwhore
+32 Just finesse the numbers to confirm all your internal biases and get the valuation you desire. And I'm talking about sexually desire. 6969
+32 Yes--we were able to connect yesterday and putting out a few feelers on behalf of him. Anon1254
+32 thebrofessor
+32 I had a little bit of anxiety before one of my superdays with a BB a little while ago. nervouswallstreeter
+32 I'm amazed people need threads on how to speak to someone. FalconPluse