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+14 Not sure if it was covid and getting lazier through the end of college, but I don't really feel the drive I did earlier in college when I was gunning for this job. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+14 Citi: Manchester United - Used to be on top of the world, and was golden in the early-mid 2000’s with tons of talent (Rooney, CR7, Rio, Berba) but then fell apart after β€˜08 and have successfully spun their wheels for years NA in IB-M&A
+14 You sound neurotic asf. Have a breadstick or something. Anonymous Monkey
+14 Hey OP - to offer my thoughts on this as someone who wasn’t raised Christian (see my other comment to your question below), I think it definitely takes time to know God and develop your faith. Analyst 2 in PE - LBOs
+14 The real variable that matters here is how developed you think your skill set currently is.  APAE
+14 Goth chick, big tits Intern in IB - Cov
+14 I have been where you've been and a lot of this really resonated with me.  I'd say a few things.  First, you need to recognize that you need to get out of this job.  It is going to be tough to acknowledge th topspark90
+14 You are making a mistake thinking that your secondaries offer is the same as a true private equity offer. APAE
+14 I started a PhD in financial economics at one of the world's top universities and left with just a master's degree. I am obviously biased since I already made my decision to leave, but it's generally not worth it. brotherbear
+14 I’ve always wondered this. What’s the point of making a bunch of money if one doesn’t find fulfillment in one’s life? Money is good, but it only covers the base, animalistic component of our needs. iercurenc
+14 Don’t burn the bridges. Never know what the future holds. You have no control over them torching their end of the bridge. Anonymous Monkey
+14 Deleted Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+14 Maybe I’m not understanding the repercussions but … Just literally stop showing up and start the new job when they want. premia
+14 Worst idea on earth, I suggest you get over it and find someone else.  Intern in IB - Gen
+14 Damn imagine being bisexual. You can't have friends, apparently Bruvver
+14 Take sarms and work out 2x a week and walk everywhere EH_10
+14 I blame migrants from Reddit for the downturn in quality. We need to build a firewall. VP in PE - LBOs
+14 Whether or not a deal closes as an analyst is 100% just luck... it's not anything you are personally doing to get these deals across the line. Associate 3 in IB-M&A
+14 Thought I’d provide an alternative perspective. A couple years in, I’m happy with my choice. I would do it again if I went  back, despite the downsides. Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+14 That’s awesome. They stole the font and formatting from β€œHims”, which is a discount boner pill brand (DTC) high hopes
+14 Sure, I would like to know how league tables work from a guy who is still at university and never actually worked in banking and was asking for CV advise on WSO to apply for summer internships last year. Tell me MorganStreet
+14 " a bunch of unsolicited advice " - Uhhh, wasn't the point of the networking call to give you advice?? m8
+14 Raine does a fair amount in sports, as does PJT, Moelis and EVR here and there, but it's such small potatoes to be honest. Portnoy's Complaint
+14 People who write about themselves in the 3rd person in their self summary. People who think a cropped photo of them in a tuxedo at a wedding is a professional profile picture. "Incoming" anything mrb87
+14 Bunch of analysts in this thread pretending they never cried on the job before - had more than a few emails that made me tear up a little bit in my 2 years. Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+14 VolatilitySmile Acquisitions is more intellectually stimulating. You are hunting for the perfect deal, not just begging for any listing you can get. Ricky Sargulesh
+14 My sympathies on losing your school's business plan competition. Tycho Brahe
+14 "Big Shot Hopeful" When my friend was an S&T intern, some of the senior guys bought like 200 chicken mcnuggets then made my friend eat a CRE
+14 Get laid  Beyond Gravity
+14 Sorry kid, you are already too late in the game. Investment Analyst in ER
+14 Worked at a MM and now in PE - Purely for exits, I’d lean Blair. Reputationally it’s the best - there might be exceptions for certain groups, but generally speaking the Blair brand is slightly stronger. Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+14 One of the most influential pieces of advice I have received in my career thus far was something that was not even directed towards me. ShelbyCompanyLimited
+14 Sure, here are some of my favorites, not ranked in order. Some paradises are kinda shitty or too short. Although those posts are hilarious, I could see the cynicism in between the lines. excellente
+14 FTP (140k base btw) SevenSlurpie
+14 anyone know how long after SD they start giving out offers? jookim
+14 I'm sure it's extremely relevant that you're at an EB. Prospect in IB-M&A
+14 When I was staffer, I used the set my new analysts with an electric shock collar. Any email starting with β€œurgent” in the title would buzz the collar automatically. pipole4
+14 I used to think this way as well. But, now that I'm much older, I'll say this....You should not sell yourself short. hominem
+14 Like some folks mentioned above, banks have been hiring biologists and health professionals to analyze genetic data and already know who is getting into the super targets before they are born. dnejffiskswn
+14 This is the opposite of an issue, this is super great for you guys and certainly no need to disclose... lucky bastards! I've seen this before and the two had a blast and became much closer since IB is so intense. Associate 3 in IB-M&A
+14 This forum is full of virgin Incel kids who think the one black kid took their spot or the women took their spot. They’re just mediocre Chuck E-Cheese
+14 Where to begin with this thread. Holy shit. "Find me one job posting that specifically asks for a Bachelor's degree in Physics." Ladeyonc
+14 pineappleonpizzaisok: Rejected for ACI today -- no interview. I go to a super target and have a great resume/gpa, but tough luck ig.  [email protected]
+14 Reid SnelΒ­lenΒ­barger co-head Restructuring out of Chicago  whatstheplan
+14 I took a ~9 month sabbatical to sail around the Bahamas. Didn't ask permission so much as told them I was going and that it'd be cool if I could work PT while gone and have a job when I got back. And that's what happened. weazardofinance
+14 Ownership, ownership, ownership (equity, equity, equity) is the only way to make what you’re saying Pizz
+14 First off, congrats on moving to this round. Second, work backwards. Identify the parameters and see what information you have. Generally, you’ll be given some materials which will help you make some assumptions. Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+14 I hate it when juniors (esp interns) think they ARE the firm. The fact that you are "concerned" about disrepute is laughable Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+14 Everyone think's they're gonna be a player's coach until they're actually in the driver's seat Associate 2 in IB-M&A
+14 If you have an Amex platinum corporate card, and your firm flies you full-fare business class, you can get free companion travel, and your firm wouldn't know any different. brotherbear
+14 This really boils down to the people involved.  APAE
+14 This. It is becoming harder to care as comp rises incrementally but COLA are climbing at a rapid rate. Deal Team Six
+14 1) Be way more selective on pitching. Just because Zoom means you can take 4-5x as many meetings, doesn’t mean you should. Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+14 Not exactly networking, but courtesy first round phone interview for potential SA with connections to firm management: "Okay, so, can you walk me through the three financial statements?" "The what?" feck
+14 Long read ahead: WalnutBrain
+14 Great question. The answer lies in the framework of Expected Value Analysis (EVA). trying_my_best
+14 I would stop trying to help. he doesn't want advice from you. just like an addict who doesn't want to stop using, you're fighting a losing battle. thebrofessor
+14 Yes, no shit. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+14 Michael? Intern in IB - Cov
+14 Powerlifter...are you sure you're not just fat? Pmc2ghy
+14 Did chatGPT write this? Intern in HF - Other
+14 Let's talk about the toxic cattiness of HR. TippyTop11
+14 Honestly sounds like a pretty bad gig. Maybe pass on the interview and give the recruiter my email? Associate 1 in RE - Comm
+14 Is there a reason to care for the check size if the PE firm is smaller though? APAE
+14 The answer is equally vague. I’m not 100% sure. I have a general idea, but I’m pretty certain my plans will change. CompBanker
+14 After reading through this entire thread, I find it sad to read so much pessimism about the institution of marriage. dm100
+14 Shut the fuck up Isaiah Intern in IB-M&A
+14 great ppl but some of the kids here are fkn retarded Intern in IB - Cov
+14 I'm seriously shocked at the number of people pushing for Kelley "not even close" and things like that. Yes, there are a number of Kelley grads at good firms across the street. I worked with them as well. Black Jack
+14 If you pronounce 'fuh-nance' you are a prestigious tool Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+14 I think there are a lot of reasons to be excited about Houston IB. Walker Texas Banker
+14 During the first week of our internship we had to travel to NYC for a 3 day orientation at the HQ to meet some of the execs and CEO. The CEO gave a speech on the second day and went out to dinner with us on the third day. jasonsmoothy
+14 While funny, these posts hold true wisdom in them Light in the dark tunnel
+14 It took the conservative legal movement decades of work to get this SCOTUS majority, and during those years elite university administrations went further and further left. ResMan
+14 Giga Vlad Icahnic
+14 My suspicion is that the "treatment" they prescribed actually worsened your condition. Research Analyst in HF - Other
+14 Isn’t HL RX widely considered the best restructuring shop in the world by just about every objective metric? Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+14 Good ending but so brutal. I'd love to re-watch it but knowing the end I don't know if I can. All that build-up just to see them lose. Ladd
+14 i see what you're saying, but IMO it's hard to call what they have "edge" when they've underperformed their benchmark so drastically over every timeframe - see below for sequoia returns. pretty damning IMO. Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+14 Get help guys. Life is too short to deal with this shit and no job is worth it. Therapy, whatever you think will help, and if nothing else shoot me a PM. Happy to lend a listening ear. Be safe out there. pipo1001
+14 Just update your profile, anything more than this is cringe imo Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+14 I’ve had a massage in Thailand and it was like $20 Business School in IB - Cov
+14 Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+14 NewIndustryHorizon
+14 Hi Intern in IB-M&A, I'm AQR Capital Management's head of HR. We were deeply impressed by your r/iamverysmart considerations and your opinion of puny mortals such as IB analysts. Intern in IB - Cov
+14 What a waste BeveragedFinance
+14 BYU is a target for soaking and semi target for IB. Do what you will with that information. Unitranche Terry
+14 You might if you hadn't lost it all in the Ice Juice IPO Prescott Moncrief lll
+14 What did you actually expected? Germans as a people are not a synonym for uniqueness, humor and enjoying in life. Intern in IB-M&A
+14 Current UW student here. I've absolutely loved my time here. I'm sure a UF student/alum could say the same about their school, but this truly is one of the most fun places to be as an undergraduate student. Intern in IB-M&A
+14 jere100can I pm you? PrivateTechquity πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€
+14 Xxxxxxxx Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+14 Strong MM second to only Jefferies but still weaker than all the BBs. RX is an entirely different story and they shouldn't be compared. RX group is one of the strongest on the entire street. Intern in 
+14 trying_my_best Isaiah_53_5 πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸ’Ž
+14 ShooterMcGavin11 Maybe MBB should focus more on addressing the most import kindheartedconsultant
+14 One intern pointed to his grilled cheese and said "less beef and more cheddar" while a VP was walking by. bballchamp2
+14 BofA plz just hurry up and give me a superday or reject me InvestmentCommittee
+14 This is hilarious... I take it you don't work at a consulting firm. As I mentioned, we're a feedback heavy culture and it's ingrained within everyone to speak up about things to improve processes. aspiringchimp
+14 I'm more of a spend salary spend bonus type of guy Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+14 Wow... Wall Beach may actually become reality  Bizkitgto