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+37 Congrats on Volkswagen Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+37 Most intelligent MD crispycoconutrolls
+37 You seem insufferable, so restructuring would be a great fit. Go get that GHill offer! Intern in IB - Cov
+37 Companies have been increasingly treating applicants and employees like shit for years.  CRE
+37 Asians are smart, so for certain jobs it could be a plus. Korean names are easier to pronounce. Chinese a little harder but still doable. techjobsyankee
+37 You're a genius. I recommend making some grunting noises while you're dropping the Deuce McAllister. BigFatPanda
+37 I mention private equity firms in casual conversations to remind them of their abysmal interviews. Jamie_Diamond
+37 So about those Epstein files... CRE
+37 Do you live in Cleveland? If not, there’s other fish in the sea  high hopes
+37 Negative prestige post Prospect in IB - Gen
+37 You are also living rent free in your apartment Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+37 Once put long range rifle shooting on my resume just to see if people actually looked at that section.  One of the people reviewing the resumes gave me a call to chat about it for 20 min before telling me he had to di PEarbitrage
+37 Probably the most accurate list I've seen posted on this forum dsfadsfdsfd
+37 Damn where are all of the WSO Pedo Protectors? I see someone is already out here throwing anonymous monkey shit in defense of Epstein.  PokerSlopWars
+37 Jeet fatigue Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+37 Corp_titanHer tires spun when aimed directly at him: attempted lethal force. CRE
+37 Most cring worthy story I have was at lunch as an analyst: I was out to lunch with our CEO and a few MDs after a meeting with a client (Eastcoast boutqiue, so I had this kind of access). Keyser Söze 123
+37 We're not gay. We're just tired of all the b1tching and nagging (like in this post). Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+37 Also, because I like to push buttons here from time to time: is this not basically DEI for white dudes? He has no qualifications besides participating in our military, and so now he is capable of becoming an inves liquidiot
+37 You're not a bad analyst, you're in a bad group. Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+37 "igorpavkovic" So do you really need to be a Bill Ackman, Ken Griffin, George Soros... in order to have a successful hedge fund? Jamoldo
+37 HF = Adrenaline-filled high speed racing. Emotions are raw in HF world. Battle and glory. Intellectual honesty. The IQ battleground in HF world is what makes it exciting. Schmooze no one. PM in HF - Other
+37 Well, that's an opinion for sure. Not a smart one, given biology, but an opinion. CRE
+37 Fuckin commercial banker bustin up my thread gtfoh and go back to brooks brothers Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+37 Really sorry to hear this. Same exact thing happened to me too during the height of COVID. Green_Bananas
+37 God's sanest cokehead Ok this is gonna be the last time I talk about this topic because anybody and everybody that even hints at DEI initiatives being anything besides the Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+37 Exactly, it's not for you to see. It is for HR to implement and oversee so they can pretend that they too add value. AttackSnail
+37 Yeah, many economists actually agree with this statement. But I disagree on having to be born rich. Basically, you should stop trying to save so hard when you’re in your 20s. Associate 1 in RE - Comm
+37 I'm a boomerang who went IB M&A AN @ BB (2 Years) -> PE ASO @ MM (2 Years) -> IB Coverage ASO / VP @ EB. VP in IB - Cov
+37  tanned / polished / athletic / well-fitted suits and stylish (no sneakers/vests/brown belts or shoes) / eye contact / speak confidently / be assertive / outside working hours do as many outdoor activities and events GS under Blankfein
+37 I recommend you go for some fat chicks as sometimes we need a little training in the farm league before we get called up to the big show  margin_calls
+37 Some ideas, and this isn't at all exhaustive but these came to my head: Count WACCula
+37 It is not just Trump.  The entire administration is completely dysfunctional and or incompetent.  Tariffs will not bring back industries to the US. financeabc
+37 lol Research Associate in HF - EquityHedge
+37 That would be antisemitic Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+37 Jesus Christ shut the fuck up. These posts genuinely irritate me. I’d bet my bonus you’re a HYPSM kid just LARPing so you can feel superior to the kids going into IB. applebees
+37 Read through this thread, I shared my thoughts and others did as well: https://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/why-b Quaneaser
+37 LOL. I have no illusions about it. It's the entrepreneurs that are driving all the value. They are the heroes of the story. But since I can't code or engineer, I'd rather be along for the ride and try to be helpful. earthwalker7
+37 You should delete this ranking, and then delete your account for posting one of the worst college rankings to ever grace this website Prospect in IB-M&A
+37 Congrats, you're going to make a fantastic MD Abusement Park
+37 Pure hypocrisy - with pardon. Associate 1 in Private Credit
+37 I’ll do one for someone close to me Prospect in RE - Comm
+37 Bump - what are exit options after her? TippyTop11
+37 Ross is full of hardos who pretended to start companies in high school and got rejected from every top 20 university, including places like Georgetown. Remain-Anony
+37 William Blair, Baird, Houlihan Lokey, Raymond James, Piper Sandler Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+37 it's impossible to know, but here's what I firmly believe thebrofessor
+37 Am I reading this correctly? Someone complaining about going to Wharton? BUYCAVA
+37 I mean if he is getting his work done on time, let the man network no? Anonymous Monkey
+37 Analyst 1 in IB - Gen At my shop, about 70% of analysts are placed in the dead middle bucket, some exceptional performers get rated one step above that, and VERY Monty Burns
+37 Bullshit response - this is coming from someone who’s in banking and definitely not diversity as well, so I « have the offer ». Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+37 Evercore is over 4x the size of PJT, so not too shocked that they should be closing more deals holistically. new-intern123
+37 Hi there! Thanks for your questions. Principal in PE - Other
+37 Blackrock Virgin You pay for meals with dollars, she pays you back with sexual favors. Seems fair. coscocart
+37 Sorry, if I wasn't clear, I was referring to not knowing what Yeshiva University is. Richard.5
+37 I recently was hired at PJT. I ended up playing Fortnite with a random person online and it turned out to be an analyst at the firm. I carried him hard during our games and he pushed for me and got me a job. Prospect in Other
+37 Moved from Brazil to the UK nearly five years ago, had no idea what IB was but I knew I wanted to work in finance. No friends or family here, just my girlfriend at the time. 20buscar
+37 S/o JPM for making my parents think I'm crazy for noisily spamming my spacebar and arrow keys Prospect in 
+37 Asking a gen z how Tinder or whatever is used in their generation is sexual harassment now? Analyst 1 in CorpDev
+37 That's not the point you idiot, when I was trying to break in I had dozens of coffee chats and literally all of them, from analyst to partner, always offered to pay for coffee. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+37 Oh wait you're talking about S&T lol. Ya you guys are fucked  Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+37 Fuck it we ball Associate 1 in RE - Comm
+37 What’s sadder: a non target getting an IB role or TheEventHorizon
+37 No worries man.  I am totally fine working with "bad" analysts, as long as they want to help.  What people think is "bad" isnt really that bad if you know what I mean? Associate 3 in IB - Cov
+37 Had been on the desk for about 6 months and was in a CIM review session with the client and co-advisor. Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+37 I can provide some background. Full disclosure, I currently work at Jefferies after lateraling from a mid-BB as an An2. This is based on my own experience. Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+37 The associates that think they're gods gift to the earth and look down upon anyone less senior than them, only to be a fucking simp to the VP's above them. Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+37 Huge fan of her vids. Example video here in case you haven't seen: Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+37 My two cents as a REPE analyst... whoruntheworld
+37 This is a smaller gym with a rectangle open floor layout. Prospect in IB-M&A
+37 Diversity is a joke Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+37 men.com Yeah, that's enough internet for me today.  Logging out now. baddealflow12
+37 . Associate 2 in IB-M&A
+37 Hey. It's me (Josh Kahr). That's the plan... will do in June or so... I'm busy with other stuff right now. If you have any you want added, email me. Joshua-Kahr
+37 I get where shes coming from but if that's part of the grade, then you have to participate...a lot of people don't like public speaking but still have to do it. Dunder
+37 Damn bro you that bored Prospect in IB - Gen
+37 You could try cold calling and busting through the secretary. I used to do this when cold calling to reach pubco CEOs to sell them PR. m_1
+37 This was me a few years ago - I would recommend:  Associate 3 in PE - LBOs
+37 This is great actionable advice. You don’t have to honor all your ancestors, move your family into the Hamptons, and secure intergenerational wealth for all your progeny in your first job out of college. Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+37 My bank uses Microsoft Excel Northern-Gekko
+37 LOL you moved from NYC to Wells Fargo in Charlotte for a "better IB role" and have the audacity to look down on other people  perhaps it is YOU who is the loser Associate 2 in IB-M&A
+37 Are you the one who posted that other thread about burning out and looking to exit a few months back? Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+37 IB keeps its rep because no one will admit they slaved away their undergrad earning perfect grades to simply slave away at an IB as a glorified assistant. Anonymous Monkey
+37 . Intern in IB-M&A
+37 Instead of switching the gridlines off, my intern paints the whole sheet white, smh Louis_Quatorze
+37 Another thing I've noticed, especially in college, is that people tend to downplay the feelings of people that come from more fortune backgrounds. NoEquityResearch
+37 I’m an Indian guy and I just cringed so hard from this post please never post on here again Prospect in IB-M&A
+37 Just because you’re worth $100B doesn’t mean you shouldn’t be subject to criticism. 6969
+37 Why is everyone so passive aggressive here. If this analyst bothers you so much tell him his feet are disgusting and make fun of him. VP in IB-M&A
+37 You’re not in delta chi yet pledge Analyst 1 in RE - Comm
+37 My office has some nice perks. We have white fluorescent lighting installed. We have these individual office cubes with a grey colored wall separating me and other employees. Works at CBRE Global Investors
+37 I can speak to spinning off with a rainmaker but not in an IB setting. I got hustled so it'll be more of a lessons learned than anything. 1) Get everything in writing. Words mean literally nothing.  PWM Hopeful
+37 Yep, you wouldn't be where you are now without your MD. It's called showing respect and gratitude.  Analyst 1 in S&T - Comm
+37 Lol I don't think anyone wants to work for someone who structures their sentences like an asshole just to sound more dramatic anyway.  Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+37 I don't think this is a matter of belief - it's a fact and there's a lot of scientific evidence showing that climate change is real. trying_my_best
+37 First time flying to New York to speak with an alumni. The conversation went smooth so at the end we began to shoot the shit and he talks about his time in the frat . Intern in IB-M&A
+37 Wells makes the most sense Assistant in Non-profit
+37 Care less about what other people think. APAE
+37 Some people never settle. Nobody ever meets the absurd standards for a significant other they uphold.Then these same people get old and rich. the_lonely_traveler
+37 Hey man - not sure if this perspective helps but hopefully it does. My brother passed away after achieving alot and gave me a new perspective in terms of how parents see their children and our life in general: Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+37 it doesn't kinda suck, its utter shit Pan European Monkey