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+19 misspell their name back Salty_Vibez
+19 If they are so successful , do you think they’d waste their time making a video for a few views? Especially when YouTubers have been getting rolled on? Anonymous Monkey
+19 As someone who grew up poor and had rich childhood friends, I was with you on this comment. However, you started to get pretty disrespectful, insensitive, and ignorant in your following comments. Miracle1111
+19 What if I told you I consume knowledge like no one you’ve ever met and I’ve actually passed the Bar Sarvey Hecter
+19 I might be overreaching here but it sounds like the path you took in life was a challenging/top-tier route, and after working for a bit, you have now come to the conclusion that the compensation doesn't match what you dese KClubs
+19 what is tiger global Prospect in IB-M&A
+19 I've never lived/worked in NYC, but I have lived and worked in many other major cities internationally and in Chicago. The reality is that you can only work one job at a time. CompBanker
+19 It's not about black people in particular... tbh primarily it's white women who went to Buckley/Pingry and then get an additional advantage on top of that. srj
+19 1. Charlotte is on the edge of the South - definitely not redneck. Intern in S&T - Comm
+19 You sound unbelievably annoying Trader in PropTrad
+19 he consuming for sure... Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+19 How mad do you think Trump is that this ABSOLUTE banker CHAD is slamming Hope Hicks EVERY night (in crutches as well).  Doesn't even need to be able to walk unassisted to be balls deep in Hope Hicks. calvincoolridge
+19 This is what an entitled brat who got handed down ownership sounds like. Looking down on people who are pulling themselves up the best way they can? Fuck you rf949
+19 You are cooked buddy Intern in IB - Gen
+19 The comment thread here is pathetic. We create laws to protect workers from abuse. Investment Analyst in HF - EquityHedge
+19 Now that I have had some time to reflect on my final round interview, here are some thoughts:  Intern in Consulting
+19 VP3, SF based living outside of city. A car guy, so a meaningful portion of my bonuses over the years have gone to the hobby. Fortunate that most of my cars had seen minimal to no depreciation during my ownership. VP in IB - Cov
+19 Before you travel this path, you must learn the way. IsItREPE
+19 I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't even realize he was doing it  Green_Bananas
+19 You know deal flow is dead when an AN1 has time to write this long of a troll post. Associate 3 in PE - LBOs
+19 It's kind of silly to try and debate which is better, these are both two of the best technology PE firms on the planet with top quartile returns since inception. DrunkeyMonkey
+19 You can only get an IB offer if you soak at least 5x your freshman year FTPinsider
+19 Lmaoooo Girl = diversity Sorry to break the news to you, hopefully you’re hot and provide some eye candy to the office Investment Analyst in IB - Gen
+19 Well, I think the comment above is great advice, but I would also expect most of the summer analyst to behave this given last summer's bloodbath. Intern in IB - Cov
+19 Speaking as an American analyst in London IBD, some unique things are: jackdonaghy26
+19 As other commenters have said, if you don’t like the lifestyle, scale it up to FatFire, don’t criticize the idea of saving money, which is really all it is. kellycriterion
+19 Of course, happy to help. How did you go about self-teaching programming, and was that necessary for your ascension? Topside
+19 OG Oreos are much better than double stuf lienmeandebtmachine
+19 Feel like every WSO talking point in the immediate aftermath of the incident has been debunked. terabyte
+19 Fastest I’ve witnessed MD is 2 min all in, including wipe , flush, and exit. He had a call coming up. I could tell it’s him from the grunt. Legendary. Teller in Branch - Personal Loans
+19 You make some good points. Limiting time with loved ones can make every time you are together special. I am in a long distance relationship and see my GF every other weekend. Gatsby17
+19 Dude please stop with this military hardo bullshit, you're making all of us vets look bad. I honestly agree with a couple of your points, but this machoistic chest-puffing for being a vet is cringe af. Associate 2 in IB-M&A
+19 Wow...all of a sudden feeling fortunate to be at $225K as ASO3. My mom always told me that there were starving kids in Africa but I guess there are some in Japan, too! doobeedoobeedoo
+19 Happened to me at my first PE stint at a firm called Heritage Partners in Boston back in late 2004.  Was a bit shocked and "cultural fit" was what was thrown around, but it didn't make any sense.  I was one of th WallStreetOasis.com
+19 dude, its just a setting on a forum.. what makes you think that's the reality? Hold on, let me go and edit mine to managing director, I'm suddenly an MD.  Prospect in IB-M&A
+19 lol are they making you create a data pack on a Sunday ? VP in PE - LBOs
+19 There are certain schools that will get leaked the questions before hand. Typically, it's those in their IB clubs who had former alumni in them, giving them the questions and answers. Investment Analyst in IB - Gen
+19 Hi Works at MTS Health Partners
+19 I would recommend learning to swim regardless. JohnnyLlamma45
+19 PJT is nice, all marble - almost too white. CVP has an overall very nicely designed office that feels premium and less “corporate” Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+19 Don't break your back trying to impress MDs who don't care about you. Try to optimize work/life balance, learning experiences, and most importantly compensation. PC2019
+19 I generally agree with what you wrote, but saying "sports ball" is exactly the kind of weird shit this post is about… Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+19 Bro f u I literally just told 2 ppl so i know who u are elninomaravilla
+19 I pray to god you’re not joining my firm. You are the type of dweeb who didn’t get stuffed in enough lockers in high school—you don’t belong at CVP, or any investment bank, with that attitude. Lehmanade
+19 Sure, let me provide a bit more information below. Also worth clarifying that I am talking about net worth (assets - liabilities) Camondo
+19 The panties that drop to that......aren't the panties you want to be in  NahFAM69
+19 Rchan100, @RealDonaldTrump
+19 "How do London women dare to ghost a mega fund associate" LMAO PrivateTechquity 🚀🚀🚀
+19 Hey man white guy here. Sorry I inhabit the earth. tywhewhf
+19 definitely a woman, not a bro Everestmonkey
+19 Hey I'm short too. A long time ago I was also shy and had trouble getting girls, so I totally understand. The following sounds harsh but I say it out of (tough) love. Green_Bananas
+19 It reduces the risk of my package being stolen by a crackhead. Gold-ManSacks
+19 If you plan on getting bitches or trying to have any version of a social life, I’d get an apartment. Though, since you’re asking this, I’m assuming those considerations may not apply for you. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+19 2024 hasn't even started for non-diverse at most banks. You'll be fine, man. Can't give up now. gents
+19 Wharton senior here. My smartest friends are all going to FT Partners. ieatazz
+19 This. OP, anonymize your resume and cold email and post them here. State school with a 3.94 GPA should be pretty easy recruiting for you, something is wrong. Associate 3 in IB-M&A
+19 Nope. Doctor told me to try Alopecia but he also said it may cause erectile dysfunction so I told him "fuck that". My coworker is on it though and his hair looks amazing. NuckFuts
+19 Totally agree with you. Aside from the boomer MDs from the 80s and 90s and some frat guys / ex-athletes, IB is full of people who are basically autistic or very close to it. Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+19 "StrapYourBoots" Good that you found a new sense of motivation and courage to make change. Jamoldo
+19 My God it's in all-cash too and they had no incentive to really do this already. Why would anyone want to exit out of there, CVP is the exit opp lmao. Intern in IB - Gen
+19 How's that different from every HF and PE owner, CEOs, founders of medium to large sized businesses, and their children who also went into business? Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+19 Forgot to add - I’m with Reuters.  milanavinn
+19 Can someone explain to me how there is no media coverage of this?? Is the cover up that blatant? stinkmonk
+19 I heard Ken Moelis was god’s greatest gift to mankind. Absolutely moving billions of dollars every single day since he exited the womb. Never asleep. nyctooexpensive2
+19 TikTok is not a FinTech Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+19 Just wanted to add something here: Pug
+19 It's splitting hairs to choose based on finance recruiting. Just visit both and choose the one you think you'd enjoy more. TurquoiseHexagon
+19 Top 3 dumbass questions Retired in IB - Cov
+19 This is a joke but it really do be me. The more I work this job the less I give a shit about it. Stay scheming brothers Analyst 3+ in IB-M&A
+19 I'm not the thread creator but I would exclude people who are 60-65+. Sorry old timers your Roth IRA doesn't count. big banana man4321
+19 I think you are referencing a certain aura that seems to surround the firm and gives it a competitive advantage in recruiting the best talent. I feel like Mckinsey has something similar but with less "street swag" lol. BallsOnChinBoy
+19 Your friends are gay for putting you down instead of pulling you up CEO in IB-M&A
+19 Is the ex-Apollo associate in the room with us now?  Analyst 3+ in HF - RelVal
+19 i know these are a joke but are they really Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+19 Decent reasons to get an MBA: Lima Papa
+19 if your an MD If you get to MD with that attention to detail I'll eat my left shoe. tradingonwheels
+19 Hearing my MD expectation manage with his wife on the phone is actually legendary. I have never heard someone bullshit so hard. Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+19 On the REPE front yes, you’re probably correct. On the development front, most people won’t face this reality, and I’ll get monkey shit for it; but the *majority** of people won’t be running their own shop. pudding
+19 . BazingaDinga
+19 My parents came to visit me during my first year and I recall trying to take them to dinner this one Saturday, but I had to cancel due to a senior banker making my whole team turn a deliverable for a non-live project, so t Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+19 Classic IU Kelley student with the retarded ass questions VP in IB-M&A
+19 Did Qatalyst dirty  Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+19 I think the "assuming she consents" is the biggest hurdle in your case. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+19 1/2 the reason i left the industry are because of the replies here, you fuckers are so uptight about what junior bankers do, and are whats wrong with the industry. Director in Non-profit
+19 Unlike most banks on Wall Street, RBC is a unique offer because once you become employed there, you gain access to the royal family of Canada - giving you special privilege to some of Canada’s finest attractions like the m WACC_ing off
+19 My view. We are in the top of the first inning of the bloodbath and three years from the trough. mergersandacquisitions78
+19 Are you sure? It reads like it’s written by a mentally impaired toddler. But that supports your assumption perhaps Hey Scott! Hope you enjoy your time on the forum kindheartedconsultant
+19 Nah this guy is gonna wind up in a gay ass for sure johnny-mnemonic
+19 Comic sans, size 14 Shows you can afford to not care, which is really the ultimate prestige anyway Investment Analyst in HF - Event
+19 Here I fixed it for you: Imagine living in Canada on purpose. BY CHOICE. Seriously, imagine being a full grown adult. And waking up in f***ing CANADA. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+19 What motivates me is getting silver bananas on WSO. Prospect in IB - Gen
+19 Sir, this is a Wendy’s Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+19 Everyone should be applying to places like crazy rn so they can quit and have a better job lined up  Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+19 i.e someone who hasn't worked in PE. Intern in HF - EquityHedge
+19 Someone get rid of this thing Associate 1 in RE - Comm
+19 Was the Spotify taken down? Got a copy? VP in IB - Cov
+19 Imagine being a fucking incoming Freshman and already being so toxic you refer to your classmates as potential contenders and competition Intern in Consulting
+19 Isaiah out here dropping LinkedIn profiles and strong initial due diligence Ari.Gold
+19 Congrats, you made the top of the Google search. lol Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎
+19 Laughable how some kids are posting anecdotal internship evidence which is total bs. Here’s some data on IB placement. Georgetown absolutely destroys ND. KBert22