Highest Ranked Comments In The Last Year

+-5 The post captures how competitive London recruiting can feel, especially when applications open simultaneously and firms receive huge volumes of similar CVs. sophiasmith1
+-5 Bulld0gs99 Rick Kane
+-5 Thank you! caustic freebase
+-5 I am now curious, to what extent analysts here conduct strategic research, and what they do to get around roadblocks? Do you just shrug your shoulders? caustic freebase
+-5 Looked into the articles. You gave a very selective/biased read. TruthToLight
+-5 Part OP missed in headline of article referenced - UBS may be cutting costs, but if you're a US banker who's worked for Credit Suisse it's hiring.   TruthToLight
+-5 Did you just lick the lead pencil on step or chew on it non-stop? Either way no good. But I am sure Mommy’s proud :) TruthToLight
+-5 And big boy if you think you are so protected go under your real name? If you are so convinced you are right and this place did you wrong go public. Be a man.  TruthToLight
+-5 Says the guy who created 8 accounts and has been spamming this forum for the last few years. Happy to debate facts. TruthToLight
+-5 Ok. Don’t remember asking you anything Mother Theresa… TruthToLight
+-5 Some loser just monkey shat all over but doesn't have the balls to speak caustic freebase
+-5 You apparently can’t read doctor. So clear I didn’t post enough. Let me simplify it for you as apparently logic isn’t tested on an MCAT TruthToLight
+-5 Target school, interned in FIG this summer, got offer call a few hours ago. Ur cooked man Prospect in IB - Gen
+-5 Yeah, don't shit where you eat. You should have rejected her going FT and then immediately made your move. If she doesn't work with you it is fair game. Just give her an amazing reco to another bank. Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎
+-5 Some retard unironically wrote this and thought he slayed btw ^ role109
+-5 Take mck and it’s not even close. can barely think of anyone who actually did A&M to rx ib Analyst 1 in IB - Restr
+-5 A literal child could do secondaries investing.   Research Associate in HF - Other
+-5 I think the key is finding a balance between performance and personal time. Building strong relationships, continuing to learn, and setting healthy boundaries can make a long-term career in PE much more sustainable. elizataylor
+-5 womp womp dude stop gaslighting bwintel
+-5 How did you explain you were such a bad summer analyst you didn’t get a return offer? Smoke Frog
+-5 Only a few people in a few groups fired. Most completely unaffected. This site just negativity  and fear mongering  longliveCS
+-5 Del cjfjchdj
+-5 the guy we are talking about is racist, sexist, calls people from non target schools subhumans. also does not think women should get IB offers.  EBITDAEnjoyer
+-5 Racist longliveCS
+-6 Setting the bar at 10 mins is a bit much, but I think it could actually be beneficial to do this for every timeslot you'll be away that's longer than... at least 30, maybe 60 minutes. Angus Macgyver
+-6 Northwestern kids are complete losers. You know how I know? Because of the number of these insecure posts about northwestern I see on here. You aren’t even a top top 5 finance school in the Midwest. Get out of here. Analyst 3+ in HF - EquityHedge
+-6 PE is a dying industry, so not surprised this is happening Consultant in Consulting
+-6 not saying this in a rude way but didn't you start a company? how do you have so much time to be commenting as much on this site as you do? Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+-6 LOL "making money" isn't that easy anymore unless you have good inside information, no drawdown limit, and a big tolerance for volatility and a very long duration. paulyoungettem
+-6 edit: apologies for being a naughty boi GS under Blankfein
+-6 delete southernfinancebro
+-6 I don't give career advice for free.  paulyoungettem
+-6 MBB is hardest of all Intern in Consulting
+-6 There are a couple sites that were great at providing interview questions (drillcore ai was a really good resource).  jumbocookies
+-6 Almost as comical, I’m sorry meant sad and pathetic, guy who posted this with a brand new alt account to complement his 6 other alt accounts about how much he dislikes a place during a time when he should get over being fi Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+-6 Shitshow Associate 1 in PE - Other
+-6 Oxford is the most prestigious university in the world alongside Harvard. Donkey from Shrek
+-6 People are so weird on here ew Anonymous Monkey
+-6 Associate here. I think real prep should start late 2026/early 2027. Gorilla Tim
+-6 anon1019This you? LOL PrivateTechquity 🚀🚀🚀
+-6 The main obstacle is choose the goal. The rest part is doable FillK
+-6 successful attempt? Quant in HF - Other
+-6 Prospect in IB-M&A Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+-6 Bro you couldve used so many things as examples and this is what you land on? Kinda telling on yourself no? But yes agree with the messaging. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+-6 Analyst 1 in IB-M&AOperations associate from Charlotte NC Works at Bank of America Merrill Lynch
+-6 The libs are losing their minds, they don't realize that they are the cause of all this. 4yrs of massively overcorrecting left leads to 4yrs of massively overcorrecting right. therealgekko
+-6 They literally aren’t real VP in IB - Cov
+-6 No  –VP of the top finance club at an ivy Intern in IB - Cov
+-6 Blaming DEI after being at a super target is a bold move cotton Prospect in IB-M&A
+-6 Ridiculous question. The only answer should be DB based on overall performance, exit opportunities, and prestige. ERFanatic27
+-6 We all start out slow, so don't panic. But yeah, if you're still clicking through the ribbon to format a cell, you are going to get crushed when live deals hit lol... Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+-6 Congrats on HL PJTesus
+-6 It matters professionally. Pathaan
+-6 100% agreed its literally fund of funds work Associate 2 in IB - Gen
+-6 Associate 1 in PE - LBOs Sonny LoSpecchio
+-6 Wait for much better programs like ESSEC MiM, HEC MiM or Bocconi MiF. They are much better than the two you mention! boib_1
+-6 Ma'tongo wa te ma-se ting wa fa shui wa ni. Ta-me la-ting fe ma wene sha le tangmo te ma i-ti fa meleng-leng s'wafi-mo. Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+-6 1-) CA suburbs has wealthier residents than NY suburbs. (By net worth, not salary) Ozymandia
+-6 still better than Kamala ultra_user
+-6 deleted, I'm not going to bother arguing about this Analyst 3+ in HF - EquityHedge
+-6 x arbjunkie
+-6 throwingawaytime James' Bond
+-6 x rooseveltfan
+-6 Dogshit vs Horseshit Teller in Non-profit
+-6 No mandates. Pipelines are dead. Then they axed people right before bonuses. Not a coincidence, never is. The ones left behind are buried, no relief coming. Every group, not just one. This isn’t a rough patch. honeychocolate1037
+-6 congrats on evr EbePrice
+-6 Anonymous Monkey: smokingdatpack
+-6 Concept still applies.  Associate 1 in IB - CB
+-6 Bro is still doing ur mom jokes in the big 2026 😂😂 Incoming Analyst in IB - Gen
+-6 The fact I elicited this strong of a visceral reaction out of you just proves you know I'm right ;) Intern in IB - Gen
+-6 They’re retarded early school / career fuckups but they think that the fact that they paid $200k to eat crayons and look at a chart of Michael Porter’s five forces makes them more competent than the second year analyst who Intern in IB - Gen
+-6 make PE crying great again GS under Blankfein
+-6 So she goes to harvard or mit? If so just keep her around and use her for sex obviously! Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+-6 Why are people so worked up about Israel? We spend about $3 billion on them a year, which is a lot, but not even close to the biggest thing in our budget. ojapar20
+-6 delete franker014124
+-6 Glorified MM, literally no place for firms like this in the IB landscape. They were never relevant Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+-6 not talking about an allergy you fucking dumbass lmao GS under Blankfein
+-6 These numbers don’t tie and no one references LSEG for league tables lol - this is just M&A advisory no? UBS is top 10 in ECM, and is killing it in global markets as well.  VP in IB - Cov
+-6 Good riddance, don’t let the door hit you on the way out!  VP in IB - Cov
+-6 Analysts are incompetent and lazy  VP in IB - Cov
+-6 Internationals at UBS are a million times smarter and work way harder than Americans - nothing worse than a lazy and entitled American analyst who can’t even build a basic LBO VP in IB - Cov
+-6 Middle and top buckets get paid  VP in IB - Cov
+-6 Thankfully you don’t have a chance. Also get the fuck out of this country, we don’t need people like you hsjdndjj
+-6 this is somewhat misleadingpersonally know people including myself who have scored at bars/clubs by mentioning my firm name (hint: its prestigious af, think GS/JPM/Citi) Nurse Rahma Dikhinmabhatt
+-6 You need to have an optimal plan for each part of recruitment so you can maximize your odds. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+-6 The expansion makes sense from a long-term client coverage perspective. willlaurenson
+-6 Congrats on BofA lil bro Intern in IB - Gen
+-6 Full-time investment banking technical interviews are generally more difficult than summer analyst Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+-6 You are probably DEI/working class. These kids from International schools in Madrid/Paris/Milan belong more in the boardroom of a FTSE 100 company than you. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+-6 No way lmao I would rather launch a “start up” to save face antenna.strand5b
+-6 You are a DEI Becky. Corporate US and Canada is your oyster. Ask and daddy MD shall reward you. Make sure you deliver that hawk Tuah after he gifts you expensive wine.  Director in IB - Cov
+-6 Keep it strictly professional and let HR handle it. You do not want to risk your reputation over personal history, so just pass the resume along neutrally. elsizinie939
+-6 This is only for new applicants, everyone at UBS now will be fine. Congrats on hating immigrants!  longliveCS
+-6 bc ur example was insinuating the kid grew up here. go take ur bitching somewhere else. Every euro international i've seen have euro names except for brits  Intern in IB - Cov
+-6 You're right, I don't know her. And you don't know me. But the difference is, I'm not the one writing paragraphs defending a girl I've never met while insulting my sex life. You're projecting harder than a movie theater. Analyst 1 in PE - LBOs
+-6 And HR doesn’t posts in forums like this etc. TruthToLight
+-6 It’s real! As real as debating with a loser who thinks HR teams at any major global corporate firm will engage with some loser who got fired in an anonymous chat room.  TruthToLight
+-6 You seem to have a lot of time. How long ago did you get fired? Just answer the question. Stop averting and missing. Let everyone know so you are clear in your agenda and why you lie and prevaricate so much.  TruthToLight
+-6 Sorry didn't understand you. There is many such examples where someone got laid off and posted incessantly about a former employer often coloring / skewing facts (like this thread and what the OP did)? TruthToLight
+-6 And to you and your other 8 accounts my inbox has been flooded with thank you’s for calling out your nonsense. People are through your opaque questions / posts like this one.  TruthToLight