Highest Ranked Comments In The Last Year

+-5 . survivingbanking
+-5 Sorry about Oppenheimer KageSelly
+-5 I think you should aim higher. LBS is a top target but ESCP and Imperial are not. boib_1
+-5 oaky btuw hat aationsafterfed323
+-5 Why? Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+-5 Buddy I have a girlfriend lmfao. I have already got my dick wet with pussy. But yes I will focus on getting into an Ivy+. Thanks for the help and all the best in your career! trinity475
+-5 No capital markets is not investment banking Intern in IB - Cov
+-5 Congrats on discovering ChatGPT. Shes one of those Ivy League school kids that were always told how smart they were growing up but in reality they were actually always really dumb LBOnlyFans
+-5 seems like shared question bank? think ive heard from first years bringing it up Works at Morgan Stanley
+-5 Good to see a fellow user fighting the good fight against these crying, coping babies who choose to work in high finance and then are shocked there are hardos in positions of management at their firms. Smoke Frog
+-5 I will add that from memory, all of the kids that spent time obsessing over school placement didn’t get great offers. This is you all on here. I’m sure there are great NU kids but you are not one of them. Analyst 3+ in HF - EquityHedge
+-5 patrick_bateman_ Ozymandia
+-5 The argument of every loser - "don't listen to the haters". You might as well just wear a sign that says "I'd rather be confidently incorrect than learn something new" Ozymandia
+-5 Yeah sounds like your typical publicly-educated, no wealth/poor family dog.  VP in IB - Cov
+-5 cornell would make more sense, emory is basically a non target Intern in IB - Cov
+-5 I apologise if people from my country are taking your jobs. murtazaabbas
+-5 I live in Mumbai you poor delinquent  murtazaabbas
+-5 lol can't believe this would constitute good numbers these days. This would be a lower mid bucket comp before COVID. SonicBoom12
+-5 JEF > Barc > Citi imo prospectiveib_d
+-5 What does Georgia Tech have to do with this. And Emorys placement isnt much less than Cornell, especially non dyson.  Atlcalling
+-5 Emory is far from a non target but whatever makes you feel better.   Atlcalling
+-5 In US maybe, in Europe (not UK which is a circus but Germany, Italy, France) Lazard remains a top player, partly because all the weird agenda you mentioned doesn't apply those these offices. Incoming Analyst in IB-M&A
+-5 Both are shit Intern in IB - Gen
+-5 i obviously know him, theres nothing wrong with him, he just got unlucky in a very tough job market arbjunkie
+-5 IsItREPEIsaiah, are you ok?  Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎
+-5 Probably still way better than you. paulyoungettem
+-5 The clear lack of financial markets or investing  knowledge on a finance forum is incredible. I now understand why 90% of PE kids I interview are complete retards. Managing Director in HF - Other
+-5 Warren Buffett is an outlier. He didn't have his capital cut whenever he was down 5%. That opportunity set that Warren Buffett enjoyed doesn't exist anymore. paulyoungettem
+-5 Lol prospect is noise making. A good Oxbridge Mathsci doesnt drag IB w/ you. They all flock to Quant- How many can do that from LSE, UCL Durham and Warwick? We can’t test inteligence by your ability to memorize BIWS. davani1420
+-5 Because pods also have multiple other strategies that make up for losses in the L/S equity books. And plus they massage numbers.  paulyoungettem
+-5 . rowan_gif
+-5 "Elite" or not, 99% of everything in this country outside the Northeast is almost completely irrelevant Intern in Consulting
+-5 it's not that hard just study ya'll or maybe you guys aren't cut out for the job anyways?? Prospect in IB-M&A
+-5 - Retired in AM - Other
+-5 Good comment, but cool it with the "High Jewish Elite" DAFA
+-5 Had a coffee chat turn into a 12 hour interview with Apollo. Think their process is already wrapped up… Prospect in IB - Gen
+-5 Disagree as well. At top tier firm and we are hiring someone this new yr. We’d never hire someone from direct lending or CLO. Managing Director in HF - Other
+-5 Not a woman. Grow a pair Anonymous Monkey
+-5 I agree that the real estate business is highly people-oriented, and relationships do play a big role. But I think AI has so much more potential than just Excel and PowerPoint. kardycui
+-5 S++: PJT RSSG. Qatalyst S+: CVP, EVR RX S: GS TMT, EVR M&A, MS M&A A++: GS FIG, GS IND, MS Menlo, EVR Rest A+: JPM HC, JPM M&A Teller in IB-M&A
+-5 i think firms like lazard roths and guggenheim still carry that attitude which is great. i heard you get to interact with the roths family which is cool ngl fuku
+-5 Work life balance is better. The job is also a lot easier day-to-day because of zoom, AI, etc. Diversity is better and there are far fewer assholes. Parties, perks, and pay are all worse.   PatrickBateman
+-5 https://x.com/DHSgov/status/2015115351797780500 dukeblue2019
+-5 Hey! Both have their perks. Wells Fargo might give you more deal flow and hands-on experience early on, while UBS carries strong brand recognition and can open doors for future exit opportunities. huanlamunov
+-5 My bad, here are the corrected figures. AS1 1.2MAS2 1.3MAS3 1.4M Associate 3 in IB - Cov
+-5 I can sell to you I have access it’s a 3 Statement + LBO for a consumer company  [email protected]
+-5 Now post brexit you need a top UK master degree so Oxford, LSE or LBS. The rest forget about it! boib_1
+-5 Cap as fuck Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+-5 Hot take: having sex with a 17-year-old doesn't make you a pedophile. iercurenc
+-5 Lmaooo in that case 99% of men are PDFs. iercurenc
+-5 Anonymous Monkey: AnonAnon1242: VP 3 —> EDMOENYCAll-in: 950 AnonAnon1242
+-5 I'll be honest man I did use it to tweak structure a bit but insights are my own lol  Associate 2 in IB - Gen
+-5 Exits have gone down at EVR M&A have they not? With bloated class sizes and what not, it seems like this is the case. It’s very difficult to get MF? AlphaBeta500
+-5 Most of your MDs and Partners are MBAs that end up making you the same bonuses that you rave about. Some of your pops too are MBAs. End this MBA rhetoric and grow up. Apple Tree
+-5 FIG is not tier 4, at least tier 1.5. Top analyst at mid group can’t out-exit analyst at HC/M&A/M&C. These are the 4 groups that will get a look from MFs and exits guarantee at least UMM. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+-5 Boston University been placing crazy well last couple years Prospect in IB-M&A
+-5 Obv BofA lol, LAZ is not what it used to be Intern in IB-M&A
+-5 Thanks bro, half of these are undisclosed amount or MM deals or non-US deals... In the US Lazard simply doesn't have the same cachet anymore as an Evercore, Centerview or PJT. They are a decent firm, nothing more Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+-5 Congrats on Wharton. The reason MIT places worse than Wharton for finance is because of less interest in finance. Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+-5 Really glad to hear that you wouldn't trust it at the moment. Thanks for the earth shattering insights man! Keep doing you! Gensler4POTUS
+-5 EVR M&A isn’t ++++++++ tier? Lol Associate 2 in IB-M&A
+-5 It's been proven multiple times that black people have lower IQs than whites. It doesn't really matter if you call it racist. it's still factually true. LockedIn Bezos
+-5 Dude, we have bigger problems than pedos: ai displacement, nuclear war, and civil war  sick_willy
+-5 Congrats on USC! Intern in IB - Gen
+-5 del nooneinparticular
+-5 The WF shills on this site are out of control lmao. clearly on the upswing but Jesus Christ yall treat this bank like it's going to be the next GS. Cant wait for them to MS me even though everyone knows im right Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+-5 Agree. LACs do a great job of convincing people they are serious schools, but they aren't. What good professor would want to teach at a place with the research budget of an indian carpentry school? sm17
+-5 Not weird imo. You worked hard for it and should be proud. I come from non-target and got a top BB offer. I put it in my insta bio and regularly repost their posts on my story mulchygatorade
+-5 khamenei out. Iran token retaliation. Pahvlavi in if and only if the rest of IRGC apparatus is decapitated. anonf0fty
+-5 Idk dude Im a freshman at a non-target but I've would probaly look for job opening for expierenced analyst roles for RX wuandale33
+-5 . IB Intern in IB-RX
+-5 centerview is higher festive86
+-5 Yeah London sucks. The UK is a dump w no freedom of speech. Basically a third world shithole Prospect in IB - Cov
+-5 The bottom of the BBs. They’re both riding brand legacy and have experienced a significant downturn in talent. RBOB_squarepants
+-5 100% agreed its literally fund of funds work Associate 2 in IB - Gen
+-5 Associate 1 in PE - LBOs Sonny LoSpecchio
+-5 Associate 1 in PE - LBOs Sonny LoSpecchio
+-5 "Credit has this issue that if a business does really well, your upside is capped, you just get your interest. Then you have the full downside — and this is where this becomes a problem.” heyguysandgals
+-5 Sam Bennett (who is a Jew) needs to be slapped. Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+-5 your exits are non-existent. Being in Canada + no-name sh1t boutiques means you arent cut for high finance. Analyst 2 in PE - LBOs
+-5 Read The Story of Testosterone (written by a Harvard female scientist who investigated this) -- there are biological differences between genders driven by Testosterone which drive more men towards this profession initially therealgekko
+-5 Read The Story of Testosterone (written by a Harvard female scientist who investigated this) -- there are biological differences between genders driven by Testosterone which drive more men towards this profession initially therealgekko
+-5 *the meaning of life is VP in IB-M&A
+-5 I’ll be blunt. Very few women choose to stay on the job for a while. Some who do are incredible, have launched their own funds and all the rest. Managing Director in HF - Other
+-5 brensonpunksNo, nobody said you’re an Andrew Tate. But you write and sound like a mega incel who hasn’t touched a woman since covid, so there’s that Sonny LoSpecchio
+-5 Bump DeletedAccount...
+-5 Not a nepo program, the kids from my target there are the sharpest kids in our year Prospect in IB - Gen
+-5 Lol. Every body knows it’s GS, MS and JP. The rest is cope davani1420
+-5 Idiot post… half the posts on this joint are about how to gtfo this industry  Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+-5 x arbjunkie
+-5 . Hags28
+-5 How is being a junior mgr at a consulting shop ‘arguably the best package for your age’? You’re a lackey, have no leadership or P&L or decision making experience, etc. VP in PE - LBOs
+-5 This post, even if its premises were true, is grossly premature. We are 1 month into the conflict, which is not enough time to see if all of these objectives will pan out. kellycriterion
+-5 Commentary that this war is a defeat for the United States is premature. This is the primary refutation of your argument, which is that the war is a loss. kellycriterion
+-5 - Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+-5 . Intern in IB - Cov
+-5 Evercore has more bankers than Morgan Stanley. Still crazy that they're doing that level of business without a balance sheet but Evercore is really not the same as the other EBs given their sheer size. ballsdeep singh
+-5 pls saaar i want job in IB saaarrr Intern in IB - Cov
+-5 Dude who are you? Your twitter says Dean of Cognitive Healing @ Harvard, but no such department exists? Are you a fraud or is this simply an anonymous account tied to a fake identity Prospect in IB-M&A
+-5 Bump. Also in a similar situation DeletedAccount...